Conquer Club

New Page, so...

targetman377 wrote:why would you not me and auto throw great parties and we invit all the cool kids if you let us throw you one part you my friend will be cool for life thats me and auto's garantee and if you book now we will throw in our super cool rumer pack were we take you to a whole new level of cool by spreading ruomers about your compitition and cement your coolness

This is actually true.

muy_thaiguy wrote:Do you really want to come up to Wyoming, at 7000 feet above sea level, with a possibility of tornadoes throughout the Spring and Summer seasons?

Good training elevation.

targetman377 wrote:lets ban together and stop auto from putting that pic on this page hurry post 3 each!!!!

I'm hurt targetman...

New Page, so...

If it weren't for Autoload, I'd never know when it was a new page. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

I saw Peter Buck at the grocery store yesterday. It's normal to see the other members of R.E.M. around town but Pete lives in Seattle. So you don't see him as often.

Bananas? So I've heard. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

In the span of 2 weeks, I have almost been in 3 accidents due to stupid drivers. I was in one last week when a woman backed her car into the passenger side door of my truck (the only one that actually hit me), another was on my way to school, and the girl ran right through a stop sign and almost t-boned me in the driver'side door, and the last was when I was coming into the parking lot, I was almost hit again on the passenger side door.

Coincedentally (or maybe not), all of the other drivers were female.

muy_thaiguy wrote:In the span of 2 weeks, I have almost been in 3 accidents due to stupid drivers. I was in one last week when a woman backed her car into the passenger side door of my truck (the only one that actually hit me), another was on my way to school, and the girl ran right through a stop sign and almost t-boned me in the driver'side door, and the last was when I was coming into the parking lot, I was almost hit again on the passenger side door.

Coincedentally (or maybe not), all of the other drivers were female.

not

muy_thaiguy wrote:In the span of 2 weeks, I have almost been in 3 accidents due to stupid drivers. I was in one last week when a woman backed her car into the passenger side door of my truck (the only one that actually hit me), another was on my way to school, and the girl ran right through a stop sign and almost t-boned me in the driver'side door, and the last was when I was coming into the parking lot, I was almost hit again on the passenger side door.

Coincedentally (or maybe not), all of the other drivers were female.

Sexist.

muy_thaiguy wrote:In the span of 2 weeks, I have almost been in 3 accidents due to stupid drivers. I was in one last week when a woman backed her car into the passenger side door of my truck (the only one that actually hit me), another was on my way to school, and the girl ran right through a stop sign and almost t-boned me in the driver'side door, and the last was when I was coming into the parking lot, I was almost hit again on the passenger side door.

Coincedentally (or maybe not), all of the other drivers were female.

Oh and I have bad bad memories of getting T-boned.

targetman377 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:In the span of 2 weeks, I have almost been in 3 accidents due to stupid drivers. I was in one last week when a woman backed her car into the passenger side door of my truck (the only one that actually hit me), another was on my way to school, and the girl ran right through a stop sign and almost t-boned me in the driver'side door, and the last was when I was coming into the parking lot, I was almost hit again on the passenger side door.

Coincedentally (or maybe not), all of the other drivers were female.

not

Not coincidentally?

AndyDufresne wrote:If it weren't for Autoload, I'd never know when it was a new page. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

I must admit, this picture does not have the effect of the bull testicles. I predict a slow death for it.

AndyDufresne wrote:Bananas? So I've heard. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

2 Andy posts on the same page here is unheard of!

muy_thaiguy wrote:Coincedentally (or maybe not), all of the other drivers were female.

Did they have big hooters?

Looks like I won't be able to ring in the new page quite yet.

autoload wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Coincedentally (or maybe not), all of the other drivers were female.

Did they have big hooters?

Yeah. Maybe they just couldn't turn the wheel correctly because their hooters were in the way. Or maybe those naughty owls were flying in their vision and couldn't see you.

autoload wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:Bananas? So I've heard. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

2 Andy posts on the same page here is unheard of!

I'm going mad. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

*holds a banana hostage till andy posts three times on the same page*

autoload wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Coincedentally (or maybe not), all of the other drivers were female.

Did they have big hooters?

One had a big coat on, and was kind of old, so that was hard to tell, the second one had owlets, and the 3rd I could only make out was female, but had tinted windows. Expensive new sports car though. Would have crumpled against my steel truck though.

strike wolf wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:In the span of 2 weeks, I have almost been in 3 accidents due to stupid drivers. I was in one last week when a woman backed her car into the passenger side door of my truck (the only one that actually hit me), another was on my way to school, and the girl ran right through a stop sign and almost t-boned me in the driver'side door, and the last was when I was coming into the parking lot, I was almost hit again on the passenger side door.

Coincedentally (or maybe not), all of the other drivers were female.

Oh and I have bad bad memories of getting T-boned.

i know wolf when you were just a pup your mom gave all the t'bone steaks to your other brothers and sisters cause you were the week one. there there mr lone wolf its ok now this shot wont hurt a pit=)

AndyDufresne wrote:

autoload wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:Bananas? So I've heard. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

2 Andy posts on the same page here is unheard of!

I'm going mad. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

WHAT THREE TIMES you feel ok andy

apey wrote:*holds a banana hostage till andy posts three times on the same page*

apay when should i put the posin in the banna, or was that supposed to be our little secret?