Conquer Club

Congratulations to Fruitcake for some truly excellent, as well as subtly funny, writing.

Congratulations must go to me (did I break the one rule?) for noticing this thread for the first time and having read the last entry from Fruitcake, deciding to make a coffee and drink it, while reading through the whole thing. No expensive wines for me sadly...

Congratulations must also go to the chorus, who seem to be unusually aware of the point of a thread, possibly a first on any forum anywhere, I would think.

More congrats to all those johnny come lately's that have wandered into this thread...
So this is what happens when the Cheat Bar doesn't stay open 24 hrs...

Congratulations to Twill for denying several gangrene suffering members of this site the opportunity to discuss their condition with one another. Apparently sharing condolences and receiving moral support from fellow sufferers "isn't going anywhere".

So well done Twill for ruining an opportunity for those less fortunate than yourself to attempt to make themselves feel better.

...and congratulations to Robinette for really letting her rank/post count (and how does one judge these things?) go to her head! It can't be easy being that effortlessly superior, though again congratulations must be given for managing it.

Congratulations must also again go to Fruitcake for observing that, to a lot of the stars of CC, the barbarians, savages and scoundrels really are hammering at the gate and yet more congratulations to Robinette for proving his point once again; though whether a mere major was what Fruitcake had in mind, I'm not sure...so congratulations on managing to get slightly above yourself there.

And congratulations to all the great-unwashed of CC! We are what makes this site great after all!

Dancing Mustard wrote:Congratulations to Twill for denying several gangrene suffering members of this site the opportunity to discuss their condition with one another. Apparently sharing condolences and receiving moral support from fellow sufferers "isn't going anywhere".

So well done Twill for ruining an opportunity for those less fortunate than yourself to attempt to make themselves feel better.

I just like add my congratulations to Twill for being completely unable to detect sarcasm and locking valid threads for it.

Snorri1234 wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Congratulations to Twill for denying several gangrene suffering members of this site the opportunity to discuss their condition with one another. Apparently sharing condolences and receiving moral support from fellow sufferers "isn't going anywhere".

So well done Twill for ruining an opportunity for those less fortunate than yourself to attempt to make themselves feel better.

I just like add my congratulations to Twill for being completely unable to detect sarcasm and locking valid threads for it.

I like to congratulate sarcasm and validity for going hand in hand.

Dancing Mustard wrote:Congratulations to Twill for denying several gangrene suffering members of this site the opportunity to discuss their condition with one another. Apparently sharing condolences and receiving moral support from fellow sufferers "isn't going anywhere".

So well done Twill for ruining an opportunity for those less fortunate than yourself to attempt to make themselves feel better.

while we are at it we might as well congratulate him for not letting us gay people have a clan either. happy that is. not homosexual.

daydream wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Congratulations to Twill for denying several gangrene suffering members of this site the opportunity to discuss their condition with one another. Apparently sharing condolences and receiving moral support from fellow sufferers "isn't going anywhere".

So well done Twill for ruining an opportunity for those less fortunate than yourself to attempt to make themselves feel better.

while we are at it we might as well congratulate him for not letting us gay people have a clan either. happy that is. not homosexual.

Even if it meant homosexual it would still be pretty fucked up. TWILL IS A HOMOPHOBE!

Edit:
Okay, congratulations to Twill for being a homophobe.

Snorri1234 wrote:

daydream wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Congratulations to Twill for denying several gangrene suffering members of this site the opportunity to discuss their condition with one another. Apparently sharing condolences and receiving moral support from fellow sufferers "isn't going anywhere".

So well done Twill for ruining an opportunity for those less fortunate than yourself to attempt to make themselves feel better.

while we are at it we might as well congratulate him for not letting us gay people have a clan either. happy that is. not homosexual.

Even if it meant homosexual it would still be pretty fucked up. TWILL IS A HOMOPHOBE!

Congrats to Snorri for not getting the gist from the last page of posts. C'mon, man! Set yourself straight!

owenshooter wrote:general congrats to all the johnny come lately's that refuse to adhere to the basic premise/rule of making their posts congratulatory posts...-0

Yeah! You new-comers shouldn't be doing that. That's my job.

Mr Changsha wrote:...and congratulations to Robinette for really letting her rank/post count (and how does one judge these things?) go to her head! It can't be easy being that effortlessly superior, though again congratulations must be given for managing it.

Congratulations must also again go to Fruitcake for observing that, to a lot of the stars of CC, the barbarians, savages and scoundrels really are hammering at the gate and yet more congratulations to Robinette for proving his point once again; though whether a mere major was what Fruitcake had in mind, I'm not sure...so congratulations on managing to get slightly above yourself there.

And congratulations to all the great-unwashed of CC! We are what makes this site great after all!

i.... i just don't know what that means... ????
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so i suppose i should give congrats to Mr Changsha for confusing the one and only Robinette...

Apologies, Robinette. I missed the point of your comment entirely and therefore my own descended, quite quickly, into farce.

My bad.

Congrats to Insom and I for starting a new wave of rebellion in this thread...

FabledIntegral wrote:Congrats to Insom and I for starting a new wave of rebellion in this thread...

And congrats to everyone who told us about our mistakes

congrats to owen, and of course fruit for keeping this thread on track, and avoiding derailment .

congrats to scot and bruce for being cleared of secret alliance's. congrats to bruce for being painted a noob and crap at the game....

hulmey wrote:congrats to scot and bruce for being cleared of secret alliance's. congrats to bruce for being painted a noob and crap at the game....

I feel sorry for you Hulmey..you must be the loneliest person I've ever met- congrats.

Huge congratulations go to Scott-Land, for having the most emo avatar that I have ever seen. For your incredible services to: dark 'guy-liner', My Chemical Romance appreciation, and black jeans four sizes too small for you; you have my undying 'respect'.


A onetwothreefour! Theeee Blaaaacccccccck Paaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Congrats to all the new low ranks that have gotten an interest in 8-player speed freestyle and have suicided me in literally over 66% of the most recent games. I went from winning around 6/10 of these typically when playing with people who know what they are doing to winning around 20% because some person feels the need to auto attack me when they see large numbers for the purpose of "attackers advantage" "in case" I attack them first... thus making it so they win 0% of the games to accompany my 20%.

FabledIntegral wrote:Congrats to all the new low ranks that have gotten an interest in 8-player speed freestyle and have suicided me in literally over 66% of the most recent games. I went from winning around 6/10 of these typically when playing with people who know what they are doing to winning around 20% because some person feels the need to auto attack me when they see large numbers for the purpose of "attackers advantage" "in case" I attack them first... thus making it so they win 0% of the games to accompany my 20%.

Congrats for figuring out that you learn from your mistakes. I bet you played like a pro in your first few games.

FabledIntegral wrote:Congrats to all the new low ranks that have gotten an interest in 8-player speed freestyle and have suicided me in literally over 66% of the most recent games. I went from winning around 6/10 of these typically when playing with people who know what they are doing to winning around 20% because some person feels the need to auto attack me when they see large numbers for the purpose of "attackers advantage" "in case" I attack them first... thus making it so they win 0% of the games to accompany my 20%.

Congrats for being owned by some cooks.

C.

yeti_c wrote:

FabledIntegral wrote:Congrats to all the new low ranks that have gotten an interest in 8-player speed freestyle and have suicided me in literally over 66% of the most recent games. I went from winning around 6/10 of these typically when playing with people who know what they are doing to winning around 20% because some person feels the need to auto attack me when they see large numbers for the purpose of "attackers advantage" "in case" I attack them first... thus making it so they win 0% of the games to accompany my 20%.

Congrats for being owned by some cooks.

C.

Congrats to the people that understand that when they suicided me - the cooks didn't win either - their score dropped another 2 points - hardly noticeable.

And huge congrats to everyone that knows addition. Past 3 games I've been killed by people that don't know how to add up to... 5....

Oh and to Frop - I was a lieutenant status within the first 50-60 games. I'm not saying I was great by any means but I could do basic addition as well as know when something is a suicide or not. I might have been ignorant on taking small stacks like 4's and 5's, but I never would take 52 armies and crash it into a 45 with 3 ppl on the map when the other player has 60 armies... not once.

Congrats go out to my favorite flame warrior and all-around internet bad boy, ParadiceCity9. You own every record that ever existed, and you make sure everyone knows it.

ParadiceCity9 wrote:

Sentinel XIV wrote:

ParadiceCity9 wrote:

jbrettlip wrote:Wow another Paradice look at what I can do thread....Your avatar should be stuart from Mad tV.

you can't honestly think i'm actually bragging...

ParadiceCity9 wrote:That's how long my piss just was. Can anyone top that? Huh? You stupid bastards should all bow at my feet. I rule you all and you know it.

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Bitches.

I took the liberty of revealing the implied part of your post.

Nope. Definitely not bragging.

Why would I brag about being able to piss for 62 seconds...that just means that I didn't have the opportunity all day at school and it was very painful.

Seriously youre a fucking idiot if you think i'm actually bragging.

And you have humility to boot! Look, kid. You're great, and I want you to make sure you let the world know of your greatness. I, for one, look forward to every "Stuart from Mad TV" post that you make. Keep 'em comin'!

Congrats! Just... congrats.

ParadiceCity9 wrote:Seriously youre a fucking idiot if you think i'm actually bragging.

congrats to PrepubescentCity9, for yet another all out flame in the forums that will not result in any sort of ban!!! must be nice to be 15 AND king of CC!! keep the "i am awesome" threads coming!!! you truly are a wonder!!!-0

Congratulations to whoever mod-edited my post further up this page to make its 'black parade' louder and longer.

I was in a hurry and you added the final polish that my joke required to make it awesome.