Conquer Club

My 1337 teem o' ninja's invade killing everyone. They then start guarding the fort.

My hill.

As a renowned cross dresser, you remember that you forgot your high heels at the convenience store. As you leave for the store again, I take a peek and see that your ninja guards have probably died due to a food poisoning after apparently eating spoiled spam.

My hill.

You forgot they didn't have enough cans O' spam. My ninja's ate sushi and other japanese foods.

Still my hill.

But they did, you have just returned from the store with a spoiled supply of spam.

Still my hill.

I hate spam and I banned the consumption of it.

Still my hill.

Ok, it seems like the zombies are still here and after a while, your fort is being overwhelmed by their sheer numbers. Your brain is now zombie food.

My hill.

Ninja's pwn zombies.

Still my hill.

i kill aegnor, put his organs inot a blender, and pretend its a smoothie. All of the ninjas die.

Spamalots Hill

You forgot me. I kill you and summon pirates.

Still my hill.

sheepofdumb wrote:You forgot me. I kill you and summon pirates.

Still my hill.

I'm a pirate and mutany you. My hill.

Well that's just you. My crew stays loyal and kills you. Then they recive a raise.

Still my hill.

sheepofdumb wrote:Well that's just you. My crew stays loyal and kills you. Then they recive a raise.

Still my hill.

I dont die. I live in the craken and go to the end of the earth and my ghost crew gets me back and we kill you. My hill and obsesion with pirates of the carribian trilogy.

You can't live in the craken. Unless you are Jack Sparrow. To the locker with ya!

Still my hill.

coconut4paws wrote:

sheepofdumb wrote:Well that's just you. My crew stays loyal and kills you. Then they recive a raise.

Still my hill.

I dont die. I live in the craken and go to the end of the earth and my ghost crew gets me back and we kill you. My hill and obsesion with pirates of the carribian trilogy.

I summon chuck Norris, vin disel, and Mr. T, and they kill everyone so im king

feiterman wrote:

coconut4paws wrote:

sheepofdumb wrote:Well that's just you. My crew stays loyal and kills you. Then they recive a raise.

Still my hill.

I dont die. I live in the craken and go to the end of the earth and my ghost crew gets me back and we kill you. My hill and obsesion with pirates of the carribian trilogy.

I summon chuck Norris, vin disel, and Mr. T, and they kill everyone so im king

Can't argue with that.

Your hill.

I banish Norris, vin Desil, and Mr T. then kick you off the hill.

Spamalot's hill.

I round up a few cowboys and take the hill.

My hill.

i form voltron and kill the cowboys, my hill

i summon an elite squad of ninja, we slaguhter all on the hill in 1.5 seconds and then wait in the shadows for our next victim
my hill

I take the holy trinity of ninjas, pirates, and cowbows and fuse them into an unstoppable, unkillable, and unsabtogeable force of ninja-pirate-cowboy hybrid warriors that pwn anything. Did I mention they are invincible?

u didnt say my hill
my hill

i summon kratos, god of war, and he just totally pwns the hybrids, my hill

i lunge from the shadows and banish kratos, for shadows are without form and thus without fault making me an unstoppable warrior of grace and speed
my hill

Im a Soap God
Just cant beat that

Spamalots Hill

Kratos can't stand up to an army of invincible ninja-pirate-cowboy hybrids. He's mortal. They storm the hill, killing and rapeing everyone.

My hill.