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[targetman377]

Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like i said before that is not me. i dont always kill i somtimes hire out people to see how strong my oppents are i mean i have big list. and i cant always do each one personal.

But you know how dangerous i am and you wouldn't dare leave me to be killed by some two-bit assassin who would never suceed.

Unless said two bit assassin was the person he meant to be killed...

auto!!!! no one is supposed to know that!!!!!!

I can say what I want.

not that

[targetman377]

When it comes to listing my favorite bands I can't list just 5 or 10. I've always felt each situation calls for certain music depending on the mood. So I don't really have a favorite band. Just favorite bands for specific situations. Here are a few:
Flogging Molly, The Verve, Tom Waits, Smashing Pumpkins, Public Enemy, Led Zeppelin, Bob Marley, 80's Metallica, Tuvan throat-singing, Eek-A-Mouse, Yellowman, Miles Davis, Althea and Donna, The Jam, The Smiths, The White Stripes, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, GZA, Kool Keith, Mozart, Vivaldi, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, The Rolling Stones, Howlin' Wolf, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams Sr., Dead Prez, The Strokes, Pearl Jam, Billie Holiday, Primus, Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, Herb Albert, Tito Puente, The Who, Bob Dylan, The Pogues, Joy Division, 10,000 Maniacs, Matisyahu, Bad Religion, Jane's Addiction, Dr. Alimantado, Stevie Wonder, R.E.M., The Clash, Chemical Brothers, Fatboy Slim, Nathan Shepherd, Outkast, Goodie Mob, Field Mob, Drivin' N' Cryin', U2, Rush, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Muddy Waters, The Stooges, The Replacements, The Stranglers, The Allman Brothers, James Brown, Radiohead, Do As Infinity, Indigo Girls, Soul Coughing, Nick Drake, Sun Ra, Louis Armstrong, Charlie Hunter, Dead Milkmen, Widespread Panic, The Police, Run DMC, Doug E Fresh, Slick Rick, Beastie Boys, Dropkick Murphys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lords of Acid, Hüsker Dü, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, The Sundays, The Toasters, Leo Kottke, Desmond Dekker, Blur, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Neutral Milk Hotel, Stereolab, ...And You Will Know Us by The Trail of Dead

For someone with over 100,000 CD's this is understandable.

i think he should have to say it 3 times to a light match you think he can do it?

[strike wolf]

top 5 music here goes

1. BILLY JOEL
2.dropkick murphies
3. Sara Bareilles
4. The Beatles
4.REM (there old stuff there newest album sucks that is why i droped them to 5th on my top list)

It's cool to see the Dropkick Murphys as your second favorite band. I liked R.E.M.'s last album
but of course the older stuff is better. I've been a fan for a long time. I saw them at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta in 1987.

These kids weren't even born in 1987...

True. I'm an 89er.

[strike wolf]

I'd say he has another picture on the way showing a mighty conquest over all of feline kind.

after all quirk is our field reporter of the mini war giving up to date pics of the vast army of the minnis

He's supposed to be taking out the calico tribe in Minnesota as we speak.

I'm enjoying my vacation. Right now I'm at the parental unit's house in Warner Robins. We just got back from the Museum of Aviation. My mom worked there for years. The stepson really enjoyed it. Of course I took lots of pictures. I'll post some when we're back in Athens tomorrow night.

I camped out one night at Warner Robbins when passing through on a Boy Scout trip.

I think two years ago the Warner Robbins team won the Little League world series against some Japan team (who I believe was a heavy favorite). It was the second year in a row that a US team won the Little League World Series if i'm not mistaken.

[strike wolf]

Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like i said before that is not me. i dont always kill i somtimes hire out people to see how strong my oppents are i mean i have big list. and i cant always do each one personal.

But you know how dangerous i am and you wouldn't dare leave me to be killed by some two-bit assassin who would never suceed.

Unless said two bit assassin was the person he meant to be killed...

Getting another expert assassin to kill a target for free huh? it's an excellent idea but this is target we're talking about...

[strike wolf]

top 5 music here goes

1. BILLY JOEL
2.dropkick murphies
3. Sara Bareilles
4. The Beatles
4.REM (there old stuff there newest album sucks that is why i droped them to 5th on my top list)

It's cool to see the Dropkick Murphys as your second favorite band. I liked R.E.M.'s last album
but of course the older stuff is better. I've been a fan for a long time. I saw them at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta in 1987.

i like the bagpipes they are my favorit. instroment i play the sax but the pagpips i think have the nicest sound ever.

I respectfully disagree. I think any instrument used right can have an awesome sound, however I like the sax more than bagpipes.

[strike wolf]

Well, finding the missing parts for the ship was the easy part, but those damn mutant zombies made life pretty difficult. Good thing I decided to bring my assault rifle.

... And for those of you wondering, no, I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.

Mutant zombies? hmm...must have sent you to the wrong planet. No wonder you escaped so quickly.

(Suspects a conspiracy)

Target must have thought I was on that space ship and rigged the engines to blow. So when it exploded the escape pod (and much of the blown up wreckage which you probably used for the new ship) landed on a strange planet that I may or may not know about.

what i would never do such a thing. i dont get why everone calls me an assassain.

It's either that or God's asian bitch. Wait actually you're right. I think God's Asian bitch has a nicer ring to it.

[strike wolf]

Sure. But I don't understand why you're defending the guy...unless...

*slowly starts walking the other way****

(Blocks target's path and slowly reaches toward assault rifle, waiting for strike's order)

I have no interest in killing target. Also if I did, I would do it myself. In fact it would have already been done.

hince why you are on my list.

I thought I explained that was an accident? Besides, your fake God employer brought back all your memories in one of oyur many clones.

[strike wolf]

When it comes to listing my favorite bands I can't list just 5 or 10. I've always felt each situation calls for certain music depending on the mood. So I don't really have a favorite band. Just favorite bands for specific situations. Here are a few:
Flogging Molly, The Verve, Tom Waits, Smashing Pumpkins, Public Enemy, Led Zeppelin, Bob Marley, 80's Metallica, Tuvan throat-singing, Eek-A-Mouse, Yellowman, Miles Davis, Althea and Donna, The Jam, The Smiths, The White Stripes, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, GZA, Kool Keith, Mozart, Vivaldi, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, The Rolling Stones, Howlin' Wolf, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams Sr., Dead Prez, The Strokes, Pearl Jam, Billie Holiday, Primus, Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, Herb Albert, Tito Puente, The Who, Bob Dylan, The Pogues, Joy Division, 10,000 Maniacs, Matisyahu, Bad Religion, Jane's Addiction, Dr. Alimantado, Stevie Wonder, R.E.M., The Clash, Chemical Brothers, Fatboy Slim, Nathan Shepherd, Outkast, Goodie Mob, Field Mob, Drivin' N' Cryin', U2, Rush, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Muddy Waters, The Stooges, The Replacements, The Stranglers, The Allman Brothers, James Brown, Radiohead, Do As Infinity, Indigo Girls, Soul Coughing, Nick Drake, Sun Ra, Louis Armstrong, Charlie Hunter, Dead Milkmen, Widespread Panic, The Police, Run DMC, Doug E Fresh, Slick Rick, Beastie Boys, Dropkick Murphys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lords of Acid, Hüsker Dü, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, The Sundays, The Toasters, Leo Kottke, Desmond Dekker, Blur, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Neutral Milk Hotel, Stereolab, ...And You Will Know Us by The Trail of Dead

that's a few? and wehre is Pink Floyd?

[targetman377]

Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like i said before that is not me. i dont always kill i somtimes hire out people to see how strong my oppents are i mean i have big list. and i cant always do each one personal.

But you know how dangerous i am and you wouldn't dare leave me to be killed by some two-bit assassin who would never suceed.

Unless said two bit assassin was the person he meant to be killed...

Getting another expert assassin to kill a target for free huh? it's an excellent idea but this is target we're talking about...

i know great plan of mine you just did not take the bait he will be back then could you kill him i am a little booked thanks

[targetman377]

Mutant zombies? hmm...must have sent you to the wrong planet. No wonder you escaped so quickly.

(Suspects a conspiracy)

Target must have thought I was on that space ship and rigged the engines to blow. So when it exploded the escape pod (and much of the blown up wreckage which you probably used for the new ship) landed on a strange planet that I may or may not know about.

what i would never do such a thing. i dont get why everone calls me an assassain.

It's either that or God's asian bitch. Wait actually you're right. I think God's Asian bitch has a nicer ring to it.

[strike wolf]

Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like i said before that is not me. i dont always kill i somtimes hire out people to see how strong my oppents are i mean i have big list. and i cant always do each one personal.

But you know how dangerous i am and you wouldn't dare leave me to be killed by some two-bit assassin who would never suceed.

Unless said two bit assassin was the person he meant to be killed...

Getting another expert assassin to kill a target for free huh? it's an excellent idea but this is target we're talking about...

i know great plan of mine you just did not take the bait he will be back then could you kill him i am a little booked thanks

You might have wanted to look on your doorstep about 5 minutes ago. I'm always happy to give out a free kill here and there.

[targetman377]

*slowly starts walking the other way****

(Blocks target's path and slowly reaches toward assault rifle, waiting for strike's order)

I have no interest in killing target. Also if I did, I would do it myself. In fact it would have already been done.

hince why you are on my list.

I thought I explained that was an accident? Besides, your fake God employer brought back all your memories in one of oyur many clones.

no no no my emplor is really god that guy i am working for him i am actually spying on him and he is on my list to kill but God acutally wants me to kill the people he works for too so lone wolf your blowing my whole opration

[strike wolf]

(Blocks target's path and slowly reaches toward assault rifle, waiting for strike's order)

I have no interest in killing target. Also if I did, I would do it myself. In fact it would have already been done.

hince why you are on my list.

I thought I explained that was an accident? Besides, your fake God employer brought back all your memories in one of oyur many clones.

no no no my emplor is really god that guy i am working for him i am actually spying on him and he is on my list to kill but God acutally wants me to kill the people he works for too so lone wolf your blowing my whole opration

What? I'm talking about the guy who's having you spy on the first fake god who's really the second fake god. And don't even make me get into the 3rd, 4th and 5th level fake gods. it's a complicated alignment.

[2dimes]

:Waves:

[targetman377]

lone wolf hold up i killed the 3 and 4 and also the 5th fake gods who do you think killed the titans and zues that was me! i am the reason for christanity spreading and that my empoler GOD is not fake he is the real one. sorry to burst your bobble

[targetman377]

:Waves:

*throws 2 dimes at 2 dimes so he leaves for a while*

[autoload]

top 5 music here goes

1. BILLY JOEL
2.dropkick murphies
3. Sara Bareilles
4. The Beatles
4.REM (there old stuff there newest album sucks that is why i droped them to 5th on my top list)

It's cool to see the Dropkick Murphys as your second favorite band. I liked R.E.M.'s last album
but of course the older stuff is better. I've been a fan for a long time. I saw them at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta in 1987.

i like the bagpipes they are my favorit. instroment i play the sax but the pagpips i think have the nicest sound ever.

I respectfully disagree. I think any instrument used right can have an awesome sound, however I like the sax more than bagpipes.

Yeah, but he said pagpips...

[autoload]

:Waves:

2dimes!

[autoload]

:Waves:

*throws 2 dimes at 2 dimes so he leaves for a while*

You DO NOT! I repeat DO NOT! treat 2dimes in such a fashion! He is a personal friend of mine and I will not tolerate such behavior.

[2dimes]

This thread needls a "What's auto drinking?" segment.

[strike wolf]

lone wolf hold up i killed the 3 and 4 and also the 5th fake gods who do you think killed the titans and zues that was me! i am the reason for christanity spreading and that my empoler GOD is not fake he is the real one. sorry to burst your bobble

He's just tricking you with false memories he did the smae to me for many years before I grew wise. Now he needs me dead and at the same time he realizes it's only a matter of time before you discover the truth as well so he sent you hoping that we would end up basically killing each other.

[strike wolf]

top 5 music here goes

1. BILLY JOEL
2.dropkick murphies
3. Sara Bareilles
4. The Beatles
4.REM (there old stuff there newest album sucks that is why i droped them to 5th on my top list)

It's cool to see the Dropkick Murphys as your second favorite band. I liked R.E.M.'s last album
but of course the older stuff is better. I've been a fan for a long time. I saw them at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta in 1987.

i like the bagpipes they are my favorit. instroment i play the sax but the pagpips i think have the nicest sound ever.

I respectfully disagree. I think any instrument used right can have an awesome sound, however I like the sax more than bagpipes.

Yeah, but he said pagpips...

Maybe but I decided not to tease him for his spelling error.

[strike wolf]

This thread needls a "What's auto drinking?" segment.

I'm gonna go with a glass of his own semen.

[autoload]

This thread needls a "What's auto drinking?" segment.

I'm gonna go with a glass of his own semen.

That is correct!