Conquer Club

hecter wrote:

soundout9 wrote:Hey hector if your the spam king why cant i just join with your permission?

Because I can't edit the first post.

jnd94 wrote:"Sympathy for the Spammer" adapted from the Rolling Stones "sympathy for the devil" by Jnd94

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of spam and fun
Ive been around for a long few months
Stole many a newbs soul and ego
And I was round when king hecter
Had his moment of greatness and brilliance
Made damn sure that Vincent
Washed his hands and wrote it down (In the first post)
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around the cheese thread
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the OP and his followers
Wicked screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a knight's rank
When the deletings raged
And the bodies stank, of spam
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your mods and flamers
Fought for ten days
For the lack they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the multis?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of spam and fun
And I laid traps for mods
Who get killed before they reached my thread
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you, ewbie
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every mod is a criminal
And all the spammers saints
As heads is tails
Just call me hecter
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some fun
Use all your well-learned techniques
Or Ill lay your thread to spam, um yeah
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me Cynthia, whats my name
Tell me kitten, can ya guess my name
Tell me Cynthia, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre a spammer!
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, Cynthia, whats my name
Tell me, kitten, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

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