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Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:00 am**

Vote Freezie

Skoffin hates Jedis.
She made Freezie talk like Master Yoda.
Yoda is a Jedi.
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Freezie is scum.

F+S

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:02 am**

Hrm. Normally I'd say mandy is just being mandy but this is a skoffin mafia

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:31 am**

Skoffin wrote: GreecePwns has been replaced by Minister Masket.2

NOOOO

Kidding, I'll have to reread to figure out if he really didn't have a post restriction though.

nagerous wrote:vote minister masket

LETS DO IT AGAIN

QUOTH GA7: DRUNK NAG ALERT (I am scum )

Sorry, don't buy it

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:36 am**

Neutrino wrote:
The1exile wrote:vote neutrino

Lack of a post restriction probably means all your base belong to scum.

See poet mafia.
O RLY?

Just in case you didn't notice, every single person who has posted so far, with the exception of Fircoal, has not had a post restriction. Are we all scum?

Unvote

Vote: neutrino

People think post restriction = town still, verify this we'll see.

Fircoal's right,^post restriction dead people had.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:36 am**

mandalorian2298 wrote:Vote Freezie

Skoffin hates Jedis.
She made Freezie talk like Master Yoda.
Yoda is a Jedi.
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Freezie is scum.

F+S

Talking like Yoda am not, similar way it is.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:31 am**

I got no leads.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:11 pm**

Vote: Neutrino

No post restrictions, is not true
But still scum he is.

NO WAI.

Scum, scum, scum I say.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:16 pm**

FOS Kalishnikov. Care to explain?

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:22 pm**

Unvote Vote kwanton... for his involvement in deaths last night.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:35 pm**

Kalish and Nag, can you explain so that I don't have to reread and instead make me a grog? It's freezing here

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:35 pm**

I just turned the heating on.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:36 pm**

nagerous wrote:I got no leads.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:36 pm**

Explain, how Neutrino is teh scumz0r?

Because he is! He lives in Oz, how can he not be?

Ozzies = scumz0rs, everyone knows that, yep.

4 him 2 be cleared, move he must.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:38 pm**

Ah, when you said he was involved in the kills I thought I missed a hint in the day scene or something. Meh, I guess I'll have to reread anyway ><

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:38 pm**

Hmmm.... I still think we should lynch minister masket again. Either him or kwanton and I'm happy. I don't want to see neutrino or LSU Tiger Josh lynched preferably.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:38 pm**

ga7 wrote:Kalish and Nag, can you explain so that I don't have to reread and instead make me a grog? It's freezing here

Frenchness = teh skimzor.

grog = ???

I explain nothing, figure it out you must.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:41 pm**

nagerous wrote:Hmmm.... I still think we should lynch minister masket again. Either him or kwanton and I'm happy. I don't want to see neutrino or LSU Tiger Josh lynched preferably.

FOS: nagerous

Defend the scumz0r, he is.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:41 pm**

As it went late into the evening, the citizens started heading home. Some, however, stayed up late into the night.. getting up to all kinds of mischief.
As one citizen headed home late, there was a dark presence lurking behind, watching his movements. The poor meme started to feel like he was being followed after a while, and kept looking back to make sure. After hurrying his pace, he turned around thinking someone had said something. When he turned back around, the dark figure had already raced up and said "HAI" and then promptly stuck a flag pole through his stomach. The dark figure muttering to itself "oh shi- I got the wrong guy, haha oops"

Later on in the evening, screams were heard from one of the houses. When investigated that morning, they found poor Kwanton hiding in a closet shaking. Not much sense could be made from him, apart from someone apparently of gotten into his home and tried to grab him and saying all sorts of weird things that should not be said. Kwanton has been taking to the hospital for a checkup and supervision, but in his gibbering state he has lost his right to vote untill he gets better.

KWAN WAS UP TO MISCHIEF! The shaking is because he killed someone. The person who got into his house was the dead body he exposed of later!

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:42 pm**

kalishnikov wrote:
nagerous wrote:Hmmm.... I still think we should lynch minister masket again. Either him or kwanton and I'm happy. I don't want to see neutrino or LSU Tiger Josh lynched preferably.
FOS: nagerous

Defend the scumz0r, he is.

Don't be a sycophant and don't try to hold my hand if you don't plan to be around five minutes later.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:43 pm**

Yeah, I couldn't really get into it on day 1

Read up on grog, yarr.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:45 pm**

I had absinthe last night.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:40 pm**

Wow, it's kinda hard to figure out what exactly happened last night with a scene like that. Anyway, Nuetrino is always a good bet to lynch(Scummy or not

) but I'm not sure that she is scum at the moment. She hammered yes, but that could be becuase she didn't feel like being left out. As for Kwanton, well, I"m not sure. Nag put some compelling evidence on the table, but all it proves is that Kwanton was somewhere he shouldn't have been last night. It doesn't mean he did anything, but just that he saw something. I think beofre I were to vote for him, we all deserve an explanation first. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for now, but as the day winds down, he better be pretty convincing. So far though, that's all I got. II'l reread day 1 and see if I find anything else...

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:55 pm**

Skittles! wrote:The silent wheezing of the choking old dog pleased my sadistic mind immensely. It made me feel powerful, to finally kill the old coot that has annoyed me over the years. I then thought to myself, "why am I doing this?" Killing a dog that will soon die was unappealing now. I got up and freed the dog from the choking device. How could I do this? What made my mind think like that?
This is insane, I told myself in my dream. This was simply a trick in my mind, to make me believe I was actually a mentally-unstable sadistic person.

I came back into the real world, where I'm just a rich business man. I was still slightly quivering from the dream I had. Choking a dog? What befuddled person would do that? It was unnerving, to have such dreams, to believe you're something you are not.

At work, in the photocopier room, there was a nice, pretty lady facing away from me. We were the only two in the room, and I don't believe someone else will come into the room. At once, I was back into my dream. Instead of being in an office photocopier space, I was now in a side alley, looking at a prostitute with varying distaste for the woman. I walked behind her and grabbed my belt, slowly moving my hand around her neck with it. In an instant, I had moved her from being a silent hoe to a gagging, whimpering hoe. It was amazing, the feeling I got from the sounds of her compressed throat trying to breathe, to reach the precious oxygen.

I slipped out, back to the real word. The pretty lady and I were kissing in a passionate fashion. This feeling, like the one a moment ago in my 'dream', was amazing, but still wasn't as intense as choking the slutty crone. I loved my life, it was fantastic, all except for the disturbing dream.

That night, at home, I watched my wife having a shower. She had the perfect body. I started getting undressed whilst being aroused by the sight, which I then hopped into the shower to enjoy the romance. My mind then took me to a strange place, where I held a choked-to-death young 20ish girl in the shower. Was this the real reason I got aroused?

To be continued...

You're gonna get party-vanned if you continue like that.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:00 pm**

nagerous wrote:As it went late into the evening, the citizens started heading home. Some, however, stayed up late into the night.. getting up to all kinds of mischief.
As one citizen headed home late, there was a dark presence lurking behind, watching his movements. The poor meme started to feel like he was being followed after a while, and kept looking back to make sure. After hurrying his pace, he turned around thinking someone had said something. When he turned back around, the dark figure had already raced up and said "HAI" and then promptly stuck a flag pole through his stomach. The dark figure muttering to itself "oh shi- I got the wrong guy, haha oops"

Later on in the evening, screams were heard from one of the houses. When investigated that morning, they found poor Kwanton hiding in a closet shaking. Not much sense could be made from him, apart from someone apparently of gotten into his home and tried to grab him and saying all sorts of weird things that should not be said. Kwanton has been taking to the hospital for a checkup and supervision, but in his gibbering state he has lost his right to vote untill he gets better.

KWAN WAS UP TO MISCHIEF! The shaking is because he killed someone. The person who got into his house was the dead body he exposed of later!

It sounds more like he was a target to me... But maybe I is reading too much into these things.

Vote: Nagerous for throwing his votes around like a $0.01 hooker.

Posted: **Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:03 pm**

Syzygy wrote: Vote: Nagerous

Is it coz I is mafia?

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