the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

Yeah the ice cream man wouldn't give you a sundae so you went off like a rocket with a match under your butt.

no actually he did. he said i was to old rip mr ice cream man dont you know not to say no to an asssasin poor fellow

Holy crap! Not a "Triple S" asssasin!

sorrry reallly!!!!!!

[targetman377]

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no actually he did. he said i was to old rip mr ice cream man dont you know not to say no to an asssasin poor fellow

I'll get back to you after I've had an expert translate this sentence.

sorry

No acutually he did. he said i was too old, R.I.P. ice cream man. he did not know that you should never say no to a trained asassin.

Wait a minute... How did you get back to being a "Single S" asassin?

He was demoted after the ice cream man sat up and declaredd "im not dead yet"

wow really God made me his perfect assasin How many times do i have to tell you people i am the worlds best assain ok

[targetman377]

I watched the UFC.

i watched snakes on a plane!!!

[strike wolf]

I watched the UFC.

Unidentified flying circus?

[strike wolf]

I'll get back to you after I've had an expert translate this sentence.

sorry

No acutually he did. he said i was too old, R.I.P. ice cream man. he did not know that you should never say no to a trained asassin.

Wait a minute... How did you get back to being a "Single S" asassin?

He was demoted after the ice cream man sat up and declaredd "im not dead yet"

wow really God made me his perfect assasin How many times do i have to tell you people i am the worlds best assain ok

Because God doesn't make anything absolutely perfect because that takes the challenge out of everything. If everyone was perfect there would be no use for this world and we'd all have lived in heaven from the very start.

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Yeah I think I'm gone for the night too.

I ended up not going to work.

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I watched the UFC.

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Not much activity in here.

[targetman377]

sorry

No acutually he did. he said i was too old, R.I.P. ice cream man. he did not know that you should never say no to a trained asassin.

Wait a minute... How did you get back to being a "Single S" asassin?

He was demoted after the ice cream man sat up and declaredd "im not dead yet"

wow really God made me his perfect assasin How many times do i have to tell you people i am the worlds best assain ok

Because God doesn't make anything absolutely perfect because that takes the challenge out of everything. If everyone was perfect there would be no use for this world and we'd all have lived in heaven from the very start.

i know he does not make everyone perfect i screw up sometimes but compared to human assassin i am perfect.

[targetman377]

HELLO???? hello hello wow wow wow there there there is is is an an an echo echo echo from from from no no no one one one being being being here here here here

[strike wolf]

Wait a minute... How did you get back to being a "Single S" asassin?

He was demoted after the ice cream man sat up and declaredd "im not dead yet"

wow really God made me his perfect assasin How many times do i have to tell you people i am the worlds best assain ok

Because God doesn't make anything absolutely perfect because that takes the challenge out of everything. If everyone was perfect there would be no use for this world and we'd all have lived in heaven from the very start.

i know he does not make everyone perfect i screw up sometimes but compared to human assassin i am perfect.

Ah good you're only saying you're better than human assassin and not were...I mean what do you mean you're better than human assassins? You think you're a better assassin than me?

P.S. I am not a werewolf.

[targetman377]

i know he does not make everyone perfect i screw up sometimes but compared to human assassin i am perfect.

Ah good you're only saying you're better than human assassin and not were...I mean what do you mean you're better than human assassins? You think you're a better assassin than me?

P.S. I am not a werewolf.[/quote]


YES YES I dO!!!! but your a great assasin i am not good at pleanty of things the only thing i was ment for was to be an assain and also to know history! all the other stuffy little wolfy i am better than you and of course your not a were........ well yeah.

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targetman... I blame you for letting Jimbo win that Assassin game...

[strike wolf]

targetman... I blame you for letting Jimbo win that Assassin game...

If I was in it. Jimbo would have been long dead. Assuming he was my target that is...

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Either that or targetman would have whittled him down to one territory to give you the easy win.

[JJM]

Either that or targetman would have whittled him down to one territory to give you the easy win.

I attacked target in his forest camp so he would lose the troop bonus. I knew what I was doing.

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Either that or targetman would have whittled him down to one territory to give you the easy win.

I attacked target in his forest camp so he would lose the troop bonus. I knew what I was doing.

You don't even know what I was getting at. I was slamming targetman for trying to keep the forest, not you for breaking it. Your victory came more from target playing like shit than any brilliance that you think you may have had.

And my line that you quoted was me speculating on a hypothetical game.

And lest you think I think of myself playing brilliantly, I don't. I understand that I had a pretty decent drop.

[JJM]

Either that or targetman would have whittled him down to one territory to give you the easy win.

I attacked target in his forest camp so he would lose the troop bonus. I knew what I was doing.

You don't even know what I was getting at. I was slamming targetman for trying to keep the forest, not you for breaking it. Your victory came more from target playing like shit than any brilliance that you think you may have had.

And my line that you quoted was me speculating on a hypothetical game.

And lest you think I think of myself playing brilliantly, I don't. I understand that I had a pretty decent drop.

I knew what you ere saying. I was saying that Targetman coulden't have done much to me because of me taking away his bonus and besides in order to get to me he would have had to go through queit a bit.

[strike wolf]

Either that or targetman would have whittled him down to one territory to give you the easy win.

It's one of the things that make me a good assassin...I can get people to do what I want without them even meaning to.

[strike wolf]

By the way target. IF you really think you're the best assassin than we shoul compare stats

Strike wolf; targets failed to kill: 0

Target: targets failed to kill: 2+

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Either that or targetman would have whittled him down to one territory to give you the easy win.

It's one of the things that make me a good assassin...I can get people to do what I want without them even meaning to.

I think that was implied on my part.

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[strike wolf]

Either that or targetman would have whittled him down to one territory to give you the easy win.

It's one of the things that make me a good assassin...I can get people to do what I want without them even meaning to.

I think that was implied on my part.

Implied or inferred?

[strike wolf]

Not much activity in here.

Yeah this thread's been on life support lately. where is everyone?

[strike wolf]

It's time for Strike's event of the week.

This week's event is moving back to college.

Originally I was planning to already be on the road by now but due to certain circumstances we're now going down on Saturday instead. Can't say I'm looking forward to hauling all my junk into the apartment but I have to think that moving it into a first floor flat is better than moving it into the fourth floor dorm I did last year. Other than that, I don't really know too much about my roommates. I sent them a couple of e-mails over the summer telling them what I would bring down for the kitchen and stuff but never got any responses. So really other than their names I've been left out in the blue. Of course I'm not sure what the blue is...is it the ocean? that would make sense I guess. Anyways moving down on Saturday don't expect me to be on that day at least not until late in the day.

The Wolf has spoken.