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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:45 am
by Kid_A
Granted. but youre allergic to chocolate!
i wish i had infinite wishes!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:56 am
by gavin_sidhu
granted but u use the first to get rid of all your wishes.
I wish for the CC christmas update
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:19 am
by static_ice
granted, but because its february the time travelling shuts down the servers.
I wish I was a better rank
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:21 am
by Puff
granted but then you loose all your games and go back to private.
I wish I had so much money I would never have to work again
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:23 am
by static_ice
granted, but then you become so bored that you have nothing left to do but become a CC junkie
I wish it was may
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:23 am
by Anarkistsdream
Granted, but then you will become a quadreplegic and never be able to do anything with it but pay for medical expenses.
I wish I could have sex with any woman I wanted, whenever I wanted.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:25 am
by XenHu
Granted, but the only women available are drag queens..
I wish I owned a MacBook..
-X
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:25 am
by Anarkistsdream
Granted but it has a defective battery and explodes in your lap.
I wish I was better at Risk.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:27 am
by XenHu
Granted, but you're only better than noobs(jk)
I wish I was mafia..
-X
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:28 am
by Anarkistsdream
Granted, but your first day you get iced by some little punk kid.
I wish I had bigger muscles.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:30 am
by XenHu
Granted, but after a few days, you want back to being fat(jk again)..
I wish...they came with more smilies..
-X
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:30 am
by P Gizzle
granted, but u have a heart attack from all the roids you took
i wish i were an American football player
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:31 am
by Puff
granted but then you break your legs and can never play again.
I wish I owned a MP3 player
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:32 am
by XenHu
Granted, but it was defective and exploded.
(see my previous wish)
-X
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:33 am
by Puff
Granted but then they get rid of the old ones.
I wish I could perminetly stay a CC general
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:41 am
by static_ice
granted, but lack attack invents a better rank, president, and since you're permanently a general you can never move up
I wish school was over (for the day)
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:42 am
by Anarkistsdream
Granted, but it is because of an anthrax outbreak and now you are infected.
I wish I was the King of Spain
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:44 am
by Puff
granted but then you get asasinated.
I wish I was the NHL commisioner
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:45 am
by Anarkistsdream
Granted, but all the players go on strike and the League falls apart.
I wish I could fly
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:46 am
by Koba
Granted, but you get sucked into a planes engine.
I wish I hadn't said I would cook dinner for a flatmate
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:54 am
by Anarkistsdream
Granted, but now you have to pay to take them to dinner.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:55 am
by Puff
granted but then you can't breathe out of the water.
I wish I had a gaming PC
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:26 pm
by AndyDufresne
Granted, unfortunately it was built for gaming in 1987.
I wish I had endless crates of bananas.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:27 pm
by DIRESTRAITS
Granted, but they are all moldy
I wish It was my turn in one of my games right now
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:29 pm
by Anarkistsdream
Granted, but you fail every roll.
I wish I didn't have to go to this stupd meeting tonight.