Limericks - add one line

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But really, t'was sleeping
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Whilst time was a-creeping
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And now I will go get some head.
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There once was a dirty old lecher,
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who said to a young girl "I'll Bet'cha"
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That I can mistake
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Your arse for a cake...
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And to serve it to me I will let'cha!
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I once had a pet fish called Eric
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Who made a nice meal for a cleric
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I beheaded that priest!
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