the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

*me needs to think of an awesome catchphrase that will take over the world

and thats the way it is

[jonesthecurl]

On the subject of dwarves, and the subject it led to...here's a limeric I once wrote when in (English) Kent.

There was a young lady from Deal
Who one told her boyfriend "No Deal".
He asked for a f***
and she said, "No luck".
He said "Fine, then, I'll stand and you kneel".

[strike wolf]

Not nice to call your mom a dwarf.

My mom? I was talking about one of my ex-girlfriends from high school.

You mean? Uh oh...

Yes that ex-girlfriend who if she ever found out about this would come at everyone in this thread with her knife.

[strike wolf]

I prefer Left 4 Dead to the COD saga anyways. In other news. I think I might be coming down with something.

i just got down with something unfortunately it's not my 4 page paper.

False alarm anyways, I'm fine. Just what I had eaten.

So your paper's left 4 dead?

[strike wolf]

EDITED CAUSE I AM TOO DISaPOINTED IN TWO DIMES

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT

i expect better of you dimes

He's messing with your mind target. You have to rise above.

[strike wolf]

Been playing the X-men Origins: Wolverine for the 360. The game play is similar to that of Star Wars the Force Unleashed, but there are many ways to dismember people in the X-Men game. With body parts being flung, decapitation, torsos ripped from the pelvic bone, and you even see Wolverine's wounds heal. Kind of cool.

Sounds like the X-Box version of it is much better than the Wii version. I found the controls on the Wii version to be ok but didn't really like them. However I found the controls on the Wii for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed to be outstanding.

Well I'd imagine it would be a bit difficult on the Wii, but I have only played Wii Golf and ended up having to sit as the sensor thing was too low for me.

dude its a sweet system the best once you get the hang off it. after that you will prefer the system too all

It is a great system, it just needs more great games.

[strike wolf]

I would post in here a ton more if school and football didn't restrict my time....

quit football. what more improt.



and if you are going to say football keep in mind that gun in the back of your head is not forgiving

Ok I won't say football. I'll say american football.

[strike wolf]

I would post in here a ton more if school and football didn't restrict my time....

With the exception of this surprise visit by sailorc, the backlog reading was horrible!

sorry what can i do to make it more interesting Mr Mario?

you can start by writing a story about aliens invading the planet in giant onions. with your spelling I imagine it will be very entertaning.

[strike wolf]

Sounds like the X-Box version of it is much better than the Wii version. I found the controls on the Wii version to be ok but didn't really like them. However I found the controls on the Wii for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed to be outstanding.

Well I'd imagine it would be a bit difficult on the Wii, but I have only played Wii Golf and ended up having to sit as the sensor thing was too low for me.

We put the sensor on top of our tv. if anything it's too high for my sister (5'3"). I would say that Star Wars: Force Unleashed with the Wii-mote is kickass.

I'm 5'11 and the guy that owned had it on a 25 or 27 inch tv on a low stand, and he is 5'6 or so.

your short!

Yeah well your teeth stick out and your nose is too big.

[strike wolf]

Szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzo I stayed in last night and went to sleep relatively early for me on a Saturday. I had been at a party earlier in the day for the Georgia game and before that we had played a bit of Left 4 Dead (painful as I started playing with a guy who had no clue what he was doing and despite me telling him to follow me and slowly leading him through the level) he kept getting lost and then the second guy knew what he was doing but a. thought it was fun to startle the witch and set off all the car alarms but also was not any good at the game) but I get off point, well if there's a point to get off of anyways. Right now it seems like I'm rambling.

* oh sorry did i doze off?

I put sleeping powder in the post.

[strike wolf]

I either caught you just as you came in or you had nothing to comment on. Not surprising looking at the lack of note worthy comments.

i know without me what would you do? obviously FAIL!!!!!

You? don't make me laugh. It was more the lack of everybody. I mean I can post but I'm kind of limited when I'm the only person posting.

[strike wolf]

Yet, not the longest. Get to work you lazy dogs.

why so harsh??

Rise above mind games you must, young padawan.

[strike wolf]

I just have to wonder where everyone's gotten to lately. I know that Target's working on a paper but it seems like the activity in this thread has dropped down to nothing compared to where it was even quite recently. Oh by the way, did I mention I had finished my 20 page paper? I might have but can't really remember.

well you see about that paper.....not really i haven't even started it. but you are right about that.

I find your lack of paper disturbing.

[strike wolf]

hi, bye

hi, targetman. how have you been?

quoting yourself? Really, this is kind of a low place to sink isn't it?

[autoload]

I'm in.

[autoload]

Hey, this thread's really really long.

Sounds like a decent catchphrase.

yeah just unconjoin "thread's" and replace really really long with Huge and get rid fo the hey and you have yourself a catchphrase.

Yup.

[strike wolf]

I know the world's tallest dwarf. She's 5'4"

Crazy!

not as crazy as the ex girlfriends of auto convention! yeah i walked into there by accident i was look for the angle convention. well they all took one look at me and went crazy!!!! shouting this (holy fuke this guys hot)(BETTER THEN AUTO) (WONDERFUL) well one thing lead to another and well soon i think as well i as i remembered it there was not much clothes and it went on all weekend

those angles. they always tell you to turn exactly 47.89 degrees to the left and then take the next right that goes off 85.3848745974587 degrees and next thing you know your so confused you end up in the auto's exes convention.

[strike wolf]

hi, bye

hi, targetman. how have you been?

good targetman. i have been busy but you know trying to keep it real

quoting yourself again? this is even lower than I thought.

[autoload]

I would post in here a ton more if school and football didn't restrict my time....

quit football. what more improt.



and if you are going to say football keep in mind that gun in the back of your head is not forgiving

The winking smiley is my least favorite...

[targetman377]

Not nice to call your mom a dwarf.

My mom? I was talking about one of my ex-girlfriends from high school.

You mean? Uh oh...

Yes that ex-girlfriend who if she ever found out about this would come at everyone in this thread with her knife.

is it short too???

[autoload]

I would post in here a ton more if school and football didn't restrict my time....

With the exception of this surprise visit by sailorc, the backlog reading was horrible!

sorry what can i do to make it more interesting Mr Mario?

Dr. Mario...

[strike wolf]

I'm in.

perfect timing.

[strike wolf]

Not nice to call your mom a dwarf.

My mom? I was talking about one of my ex-girlfriends from high school.

You mean? Uh oh...

Yes that ex-girlfriend who if she ever found out about this would come at everyone in this thread with her knife.

is it short too???

Well you know how it is. Little people with their compensation.

[strike wolf]

I would post in here a ton more if school and football didn't restrict my time....

With the exception of this surprise visit by sailorc, the backlog reading was horrible!

sorry what can i do to make it more interesting Mr Mario?

Dr. Mario...

Eat pills bi-otch

[autoload]

We put the sensor on top of our tv. if anything it's too high for my sister (5'3"). I would say that Star Wars: Force Unleashed with the Wii-mote is kickass.

I'm 5'11 and the guy that owned had it on a 25 or 27 inch tv on a low stand, and he is 5'6 or so.

Since we are listing heights, I know a 22 year old woman who is only 4'3". She is not a dwarf either.

I know the world's tallest dwarf. She's 5'4"

i know the 7 dwarfs

One of them is your Johnson and that doesn't count, so you only know six.