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Army of GOD wrote:I absolutely abhor the concepts of Twitter, blogs, video blogs on Youtube or any other types of self-dick-sucking.
I also hate these things, but would also include Facebook.

I haven't watched a movie in a theater since The Dark Knight.
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I've always wished I could sing. Like an Otis Redding voice would be ideal. Something to woo the ladies with.

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Singing would be a nice talent to have in your back pocket. I'd never try to make a living out of it, though.

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thegreekdog wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I absolutely abhor the concepts of Twitter, blogs, video blogs on Youtube or any other types of self-dick-sucking.
I also hate these things, but would also include Facebook.

I haven't watched a movie in a theater since The Dark Knight.
No, Facebook is more of a means of communication with others. For me, at least.

And the last movie I saw in theaters was Inception.
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AoG and TGD said:

"Social networks are so lame, dude. I was on facebook back in like 2006 when it first started, and now everyone does it, so yeah its so lame.

I only watch movies at art houses. The last movie I watched in theaters was the original lord of the rings, the fucking cartoons. The ones with actual people in it are so overrated dude..."


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I got raped in jail.
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whitestazn88 wrote:AoG and TGD said:

"Social networks are so lame, dude. I was on facebook back in like 2006 when it first started, and now everyone does it, so yeah its so lame.

I only watch movies at art houses. The last movie I watched in theaters was the original lord of the rings, the fucking cartoons. The ones with actual people in it are so overrated dude..."


shut up you hipsters
Um... I'm not on Facebook and never have been.

And my not watching movies in theaters is that I prefer watching them at home. I don't even know what an art house is.
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thegreekdog wrote:Um... I'm not on Facebook and never have been.
How about linkedin?
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Timminz wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... I'm not on Facebook and never have been.
How about linkedin?
I am! But that's more because my firm encourages it.
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whitestazn88 wrote:AoG and TGD said:

"Social networks are so lame, dude. I was on facebook back in like 2006 when it first started, and now everyone does it, so yeah its so lame.

I only watch movies at art houses. The last movie I watched in theaters was the original lord of the rings, the fucking cartoons. The ones with actual people in it are so overrated dude..."


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Not sure if trolling or not. I never said that. I would make an anti-asian joke right now but that might be me b&.
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well according to the global mods, my username has nothing to do with being asian because it's actually whitezan or whatever the f*ck rds posted it as, so you're good on asian jokes.

i on the other hand, could get b& for throwing out your personal info, such as that you are a midget. and that your name is richard.
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whitestazn88 wrote:well according to the global mods, my username has nothing to do with being asian because it's actually whitezan or whatever the f*ck rds posted it as, so you're good on asian jokes.

i on the other hand, could get b& for throwing out your personal info, such as that you are a midget. and that your name is richard.
For a white St. asian, you sure seem unholy.
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tkr4lf wrote:I got raped in jail.

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If it's true, then I'm sorry to read that, tkr.
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thegreekdog wrote:
Timminz wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... I'm not on Facebook and never have been.
How about linkedin?
I am! But that's more because my firm encourages it.
I received 2 unsolicited job offers this year through linked in.
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notyou2 wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
Timminz wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... I'm not on Facebook and never have been.
How about linkedin?
I am! But that's more because my firm encourages it.
I received 2 unsolicited job offers this year through linked in.
Yeah, it's pretty annoying. I just delete most of those messages.
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thegreekdog wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
Timminz wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Um... I'm not on Facebook and never have been.
How about linkedin?
I am! But that's more because my firm encourages it.
I received 2 unsolicited job offers this year through linked in.
Yeah, it's pretty annoying. I just delete most of those messages.
No these were phone calls from head hunters. They were offering good jobs, but not with companies I want to work for.
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notyou2 wrote:No these were phone calls from head hunters. They were offering good jobs, but not with companies I want to work for.
I get calls from recruiters, but I don't think that's because I'm on linkedin. I just get emails from recuiters. I also get emails from vendors (like for Oracle software) which annoys me as well.
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Whenever I read tweets from athletes on ESPN, they always remind me of my dad attempting to text/be cool on Facebook.
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People who follow tweets from athletes on ESPN are _________.
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I don't follow them. I read them when they throw them up on the screen.
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My uncle used to touch me inappropiately when I was a little girl.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:People who follow tweets from athletes on ESPN are _________.

.....attention starved.
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I make my mom watch Jeopardy with me so I can kick her ass.













yet she got today's final Jeopardy right before the clue even came up...
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I wish this thread would die a thousand deaths.
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Army of GOD wrote:I make my mom watch Jeopardy with me so I can kick her ass.













yet she got today's final Jeopardy right before the clue even came up...
wow she must be psychic.
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