Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:18 am
The other 14% may not have any penis or testicles or vagina...so just leave them alone, would ya?Jamie wrote:all this poll proves so far is that 14% of the people on this site are liars
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:45 pm
0ojakeo0 wrote:Skittles! wrote: Masturbation is great.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:53 pm
I just find it.. gross. Or maybe I don't have a sex drive. Or maybe I simply just do not need to masturbate.lord voldemort wrote:wat u dont???Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.
scum tell!!
i dnt beleive it
Your mother is satisfying enough (I felt like I was obligated to make a your mother reference)
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:55 pm
I think we all know God kills a kitten every time you masturbate....its just clear that Skoffin thinks about the kittens more than most.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:55 pm
nm
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:56 pm
Indeed! Skoffins are half cat you know!!got tonkaed wrote:I think we all know God kills a kitten every time you masturbate....its just clear that Skoffin thinks about the kittens more than most.
Lovo, wtf?
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:59 pm
I'd make a sex comment about skoffin as well, but I respect her too much. That and she'd rip my ball off. Yes, ball... She's already got one 
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:00 pm
nm
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:00 pm
she knows im joking, though i deleted it cause i went to farhecter wrote:I'd make a sex comment about skoffin as well, but I respect her too much. That and she'd rip my ball off. Yes, ball... She's already got one
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:45 pm
a lot of girls at my school say the same thing.Skoffin wrote:I just find it.. gross. Or maybe I don't have a sex drive. Or maybe I simply just do not need to masturbate.lord voldemort wrote:wat u dont???Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.
scum tell!!
i dnt beleive it
Your mother is satisfying enough (I felt like I was obligated to make a your mother reference)
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:46 pm
Everyone, the whole time, and there is nothing wrong with it.
In fact its healthy.
If they had wanking booths on the streets of london, there would be no more bar fights, and no more rape.
In fact its healthy.
If they had wanking booths on the streets of london, there would be no more bar fights, and no more rape.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:46 pm
duday53 wrote:a lot of girls at my school say the same thing.Skoffin wrote:I just find it.. gross. Or maybe I don't have a sex drive. Or maybe I simply just do not need to masturbate.lord voldemort wrote:wat u dont???Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.
scum tell!!
i dnt beleive it
Your mother is satisfying enough (I felt like I was obligated to make a your mother reference)
Lies.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:47 pm
Girls don't admit it. Guys brag about it.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:49 pm
QFT
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:19 am
I admit it. Wooooo.misterman10 wrote:Girls don't admit it. Guys brag about it.
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:44 am
I like to tickle my balls with Rosary beads...(I'm going to hell ain't I?) 
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:46 am
Your sig is too big.
You are, DaGip, you are.
You are, DaGip, you are.
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:10 am
I think I've heard that somewhere before.........DaGip wrote:I like to tickle my balls with Rosary beads...(I'm going to hell ain't I?)
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:59 am
That's what the girls keep tellin' me...Skittles! wrote:Your sig is too big.
You are, DaGip, you are.
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:35 am
I hear Ron Paul masturbates frequently.
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:47 am
I'm gonna give this thread a no comment 
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:30 pm
I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! 
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:50 pm
How big was this fish?DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face!
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:01 pm
ignotus wrote:How big was this fish?DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face!
Oh...about this big!
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:02 pm
That is not a tale we need to know.DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face!