the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[2dimes]

This is like the spamalot of CC.

[autoload]

That's called playing with yourself. It doesn't count.

I do a whole lot of thinking.

You know. You don't have to tell us how often you do it. And we don't need the links to those dirty sites either.

I often times have a hard time getting to sleep because I can't stop thinking about how to solve all the worlds problems.

it helps to get laid ask auto AUTO WE NEED YOU ON THE FLOOR

I been on the bed and in the shower this weekend, not the floor though.

[autoload]

how old you think our jimmy is

13?

[autoload]

Man this thread is really long

dcowboys055 gets my "Guest of the Day" award.

[autoload]

Man this thread is really long

what did you think when you read the title

he was probably expecting 5 pages.

Well I was expecting a really short thread of course...

Now listen up whipper snapper, this thread wasn't even 50 pages long wen I read it first!

yeah Dcowboys is actually older than I am. How's it ben old timer?

But the whippersnapper is not as old as I!

[autoload]

Ok we're only 20 away from 3000. Keep up the good work.

2dimes!

[autoload]

Not much activity lately.

My thought exactly.

[autoload]

Are you sure that's what this is?

what kind of post is that jonesy?

what kind of question is that?

what kind of question would you like it to be?

Can I see the menu?

Can someone tell me when this is over?

[autoload]

IN ON 3000.

Aww man

We tried to wait for you...

Gave everybody at least 24 hours...

[autoload]

I love smillies
but this time, just for auto's sake, I won't

OMG! You are so considerate! Just for that I will eat a cookie!

[autoload]

So, how long does it need to be to be the longest?

can you look that up for us!!! thaxs

No. Don't make him.

why please

Because that's something Andy probably already can tell us.

Speaking of which, I haven't seen Andy in my backlog yet...

[2dimes]

I love smillies
but this time, just for auto's sake, I won't

OMG! You are so considerate! Just for that I will eat a cookie!

She was expressing lonely in the other thread. Eat that cookie right my friend she needs some action.

[autoload]

Backlog complete.

I will consider your words oh wise 2dimes.

[2dimes]

I'd offer myself but the wife probably wouldn't be supportive. I'll never understand them.

[autoload]

You and I go back a long way. Why wouldn't she allow you to offer yourself up to me?

[targetman377]

i shook my 8 ball and it said not likely.

Funny I shook my 8 ball and it said. Do you really trust a fake 8 ball to predict the future?

now that's what i call a wast of money to buy a fake 8 ball

That's all the magic 8 balls are. I mean look at this REAL 8 ball:



Now compare to this fake 8 ball:



I mean do they even look similar?

[targetman377]

Shh! Don't compliment him or he'll kick us out of the store.

but i got my soup right here......wait i have no bread!!!!!

Forget the bread let's just go.

does not understand how perfect set up was wasted

you want set up? NO SOUP FOR YOU!

thank you

now was that so hard?

[targetman377]

ok now that we have your know experance view lets hear from the expert AUTO

Not ready yet.

WHEN WILL YOU BE AUTO!!!!

Not yet.

well when!!!

[targetman377]

what kind of question is that?

what kind of question would you like it to be?

Can I see the menu?

Can someone tell me when this is over?

is that the kind of menu that you would like?

[targetman377]

I love smillies
but this time, just for auto's sake, I won't

OMG! You are so considerate! Just for that I will eat a cookie!

what did you just say AUTO?????

[autoload]

ok now that we have your know experance view lets hear from the expert AUTO

Not ready yet.

WHEN WILL YOU BE AUTO!!!!

Not yet.

well when!!!

Later.

[autoload]

I love smillies
but this time, just for auto's sake, I won't

OMG! You are so considerate! Just for that I will eat a cookie!

what did you just say AUTO?????

Nothing to you.

[autoload]

I'm out.

[2dimes]

That's completely different. She's not jealous of you. For some reason after the rings went on the rules changed and somehow we were not going to be poligamists. I never managed to get it in writing so probably can't get an anullment now.

[strike wolf]

well GOD taught me well after all i trained with him before that's how i became the worlds best assassins and God's personal assassin

I told you to never speak of this!!!

you may be GODS army but you i your just jeulouse cause you cant do anything i always get the missions and i am a higher rank hahaha

You should ignore him. His ego's gone to his head again.

Which is why there's no room for a brain.

See jonesy knows what I mean.