Conquer Club

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:40 am**

Granted, cuz the next time you drink you die

I wish I knew what to major in

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:01 am**

Granted, but you majored in ass kissing.

I wish i could be a general!

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:12 pm**

Granted, but now you are put on everyones ignore list and no one joins your games.

I wish I did not have to go to college to get a good job.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:14 pm**

Granted, but you suck at your good job and you got fired.

I wish i had premium membership.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:15 pm**

granted but you become a rent boy earning loads of money

i wish some of the other players would take their turns.

bollocks to slow again

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:17 pm**

granted, but they all re better than you and you get to be aa private again.

I wish i could win a spaceship.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:19 pm**

Granted, but only a man the size of a small dog could fly it.

I wish I could change my size at will.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:23 pm**

granted, but you can only change your size to a mouses size and the cats on your trail.

i wish i ruled the world!

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:23 pm**

[quote="cdman"]granted, but they all re better than you and you get to be aa private again.
what do you mean again i am still a private. toooo greedy and toooo god damn aggressive for my own good. :twisted:

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:35 pm**

granted, but you rule the world in the way that the queen of england rules england and now you're just a rich b*tch who no one listens to

I wish it was my turn in one of my games

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:38 pm**

granted (within 24 hrs)

I wish i could speak russian

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:43 pm**

Granted, but now Russian people feel an intense hatred for you and attempt to kill you on sight.

I wish I wouldn't look any older, even if I am technically still aging.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:43 pm**

granted but you still have trouble with dumping and pissing

i wish my braces came off

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:47 pm**

granted, but your teeth mutated into a grotesque form and permanently ruined your smile

I wish i was a millionaire

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:52 pm**

granted, but not through boxing...

I wish Kenny finally lived...

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:56 pm**

granted, but you die before you can see the episode.

I wish I was a ladies man like Austin Powers

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:01 pm**

granted baby, but you're gay

I wish I had a magic wand that granted me whatever I wanted

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:28 pm**

granted, but it burned in a house fire in 2 hours

I wish i was a whiz at the stock market

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:06 pm**

granted, but the stock market's dead!

I wish I had president's day off

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:50 pm**

granted, but you got hit by a car cause you werent at work.

I wish upon a star.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:39 pm**

granted, but the star wasnt a star it was a spaceship

I wish i wouldnt lag in Warcraft3 the frozen throne

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:59 pm**

granted, but then you play so much warcraft that your ass glues itself to your chair and you can never leave........ever

I wish I was batman

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:03 pm**

Greanted but your powers end in mid flight you die.

i wish Revrend kyle would post after me

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:14 pm**

granted, but it will be the last post kyle ever posts.
i wish there was no school tomorrow

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:25 pm**

granted but then you were grounded all day.

i wish conquerclub was awesome.

Conquer Club

A wishing game.

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