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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:46 pm
by autoload
Lucarilover240 wrote:Nothing too post-worthy for me at the moment.
It happens to the best of us.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:47 pm
by autoload
Backlog complete.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:16 pm
by autoload
Not much activity in here.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:21 pm
by strike wolf
I've been hiding from the scary white stuff falling from the sky...SAVE ME JIMBO!

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:25 pm
by autoload
Yeah, that white stuff had me running indoors the last 3 days.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:49 pm
by 2dimes
Track or treadmill? You're wasting a ton of energy here, you should have a treadmill with a generator, you can power your house.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:17 pm
by autoload
I have a treadmill at home, but I prefer to run on the indoor track. 9 laps to a mile isn't too terrible.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:46 pm
by autoload
I'm out.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:01 am
by strike wolf
autoload wrote:Yeah, that white stuff had me running indoors the last 3 days.
It scares me...

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:01 am
by Army of GOD
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Yeah, that white stuff had me running indoors the last 3 days.
It scares me...
Cocaine?

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:02 am
by Army of GOD
strike wolf wrote:I've been hiding from the scary white stuff falling from the sky...SAVE ME JIMBO!
Oh, so it is cocaine.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:19 am
by strike wolf
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Yeah, that white stuff had me running indoors the last 3 days.
It scares me...
Cocaine?
Cocaine is scary but this stuff's different. It's white and it melts into some crazy clear liquid. there's something wrong about it...

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:40 am
by muy_thaiguy
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Yeah, that white stuff had me running indoors the last 3 days.
It scares me...
Cocaine?
Cocaine is scary but this stuff's different. It's white and it melts into some crazy clear liquid. there's something wrong about it...
Did you taste it yet?

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:59 am
by autoload
Sometimes it comes in a yellow variant...

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:28 am
by jonesthecurl
autoload wrote:Sometimes it comes in a yellow variant...
Only when the huskies have passed.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:31 am
by autoload
Washington State residents? Seattle specifically?

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:42 am
by strike wolf
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:Yeah, that white stuff had me running indoors the last 3 days.
It scares me...
Cocaine?
Cocaine is scary but this stuff's different. It's white and it melts into some crazy clear liquid. there's something wrong about it...
Did you taste it yet?
I have and thanks to that I have befriended the white enemy...

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:47 pm
by autoload
Not much activity in here.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:01 pm
by 2dimes
autoload wrote:Washington State residents? Seattle specifically?
I've considered it.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:02 pm
by Lucarilover240
strike wolf wrote:I've been hiding from the scary white stuff falling from the sky...SAVE ME JIMBO!
Auto, would you please stop jerking off? You've even managed to frighten Strike now.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:16 pm
by autoload
Sorry about that, its been a while for me.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:17 pm
by 2dimes
Take some good advice from Dr. Roth's son, "You better use it up before it gets old."

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:53 pm
by autoload
Where is targetman? We need a good laugh in here.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:59 pm
by 2dimes
Copy past joke will have to hold you over until the real thing comes back.

Why men don't write advice colums.
Dear Walter,


I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past
six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was sacked from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no dirt in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps.



Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:27 pm
by autoload
Good one dimes. I'm going to have to tell that one to the guys.