Conquer Club

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Not much activity in here.

I'm just off for dinner and a glass or nineteen of wine at our friends' house over the road.

Had 4 glasses of cheap shit last night. Don't think I can drink 19 and stay conscious...

I'm out.

autoload wrote:Had 4 glasses of cheap shit last night. Don't think I can drink 19 and stay conscious...

Can't you just get s*** for free out of the toilet?

(Plus 1 for bad joke!)

strike wolf wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:I just want everyone to know, I changed my mouse to a Magnum and my loading pointer to a Koopa Troopa. It's pretty sweet.

that works for about 2 seconds than when you go to click the Age verification. You shoot your load right through the screen...

No, I shot my load as soon as I found the Koopa Troopa one.

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:
Yep. After all before Arnie, I was the original time traveling assassin.

what hahahaha i thought you everything you knew it was my idea i am the original stop stealing my ideas

Technically I'm the first because I went back in time all the way back to when the first bacteria was and assassinated it...As for how we are all here now? It had already divided by the time I got to it...

you claim you are cause you did that but i tought you everthing you knew i taught you how to do it oh brother

Giving me a quick reminder by trying to shoot me...doesn't count as teaching me.

just call me a fast teacher

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:I've been hiding from the scary white stuff falling from the sky...SAVE ME JIMBO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EOKx6WMEEk

SNAP OUT OF IT MAN ITS JUST SNOW!!!!!

That is a good practical joke.

u better now

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:

autoload wrote:Sometimes it comes in a yellow variant...

Only when the huskies have passed.

or

watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edFZhMjdZww

Miller Lite? Might as well be dog piss.

still funny

autoload wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

autoload wrote:Where is targetman? We need a good laugh in here.

present

Too late.

sorry

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote: what hahahaha i thought you everything you knew it was my idea i am the original stop stealing my ideas

Technically I'm the first because I went back in time all the way back to when the first bacteria was and assassinated it...As for how we are all here now? It had already divided by the time I got to it...

you claim you are cause you did that but i tought you everthing you knew i taught you how to do it oh brother

Giving me a quick reminder by trying to shoot me...doesn't count as teaching me.

just call me a fast teacher

But I was already taught and it was a reminder...

So I went to see Avatar in 3D today wiht my dad, who is usually very picky about the movies he likes only to find that he probably liked it better than I did. Only problem with seeing it in 3D is that it was a bit disorienting at first.

my gf went back home

targetman377 wrote:my gf went back home

Commence back log.

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:not far - the Mrs commutes every day.

really she works in new york city dam how bad is the traffic she sits in?

as bad as your spelling.

NYC sucks a lot more all of a sudden.

Quirk wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRaH1GGW6Tg

OHFUCK



That damn cat is back.

strike wolf wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:I just want everyone to know, I changed my mouse to a Magnum and my loading pointer to a Koopa Troopa. It's pretty sweet.

that works for about 2 seconds than when you go to click the Age verification. You shoot your load right through the screen...

Hahahaha, that sounds like something Jonesey would say.

Lucarilover240 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:I just want everyone to know, I changed my mouse to a Magnum and my loading pointer to a Koopa Troopa. It's pretty sweet.

that works for about 2 seconds than when you go to click the Age verification. You shoot your load right through the screen...

Hahahaha, that sounds like something Jonesey would say.

Maybe that IS something Jonesey said.

targetman377 wrote:my gf went back home

I'm sorry target, I didn't mean to scare her.

Lucarilover240 wrote:

Quirk wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRaH1GGW6Tg

OHFUCK



That damn cat is back.

That's my landlord's cat. He's 14 and he used to live in our house. Now he lives on our back porch & under the house. We let him in when the temperature gets below freezing. So he's been inside for weeks

This is my cat:

Tigger

Army of GOD wrote:

targetman377 wrote:my gf went back home

I'm sorry target, I didn't mean to scare her.

better next time be nicer

In other news, I went to the local zoo today, and was surprised to see the bears up and about, looking very lively. Shouldn't they be hibernating?
I learned from the information sheet on the wall that bear cubs are born during the mother's hibernation - and sometimes she doesn't even wake up!
Now that's an arrangement that would go down very well with quite a few humans.

Lucarilover240 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:I just want everyone to know, I changed my mouse to a Magnum and my loading pointer to a Koopa Troopa. It's pretty sweet.

that works for about 2 seconds than when you go to click the Age verification. You shoot your load right through the screen...

Hahahaha, that sounds like something Jonesey would say.

I take that as a complement.

jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, I went to the local zoo today, and was surprised to see the bears up and about, looking very lively. Shouldn't they be hibernating?
I learned from the information sheet on the wall that bear cubs are born during the mother's hibernation - and sometimes she doesn't even wake up!
Now that's an arrangement that would go down very well with quite a few humans.

bears aren't true hibernators like the Alaskan ground squirrel.