Conquer Club

lord voldemort wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Ha. I live north of Sydney, but I frequent Melbourne a lot and am even moving there early next year. So I guess that explains the whole "style" thing. And I was in Paris recently, where scarves abound and so do skinny jeans. Woot.

BoganGod wrote:I am shocked that you have friends with style.

Slighty not so sure my friends have style, except for maybe a couple.

nothing wrong with skinny jeans and scarves

Never said there was?

Really? I thought he looked like he had herpes. Oh, wait... Sorry, I forgot Skittles!

Skittles noticed the stylishness of the people in paris, how could he? He is a much better man than I. I spent all my time dodgy dog droppings on the footpath. Paris the dog excrement capital of the world. Can believe your moving to melbourne skittles, 8months from now, you will be sitting in a trendy wine bar drinking absinthe and wearing a raspberry beret........... Can I join your fan club please?

you hurt me Bogan, you really did.

*hugs skittles*
*tastes the rainbow*
*spits it out*
wasn't as good as i was hoping

Careful, the red part of the rainbow is AIDS.

hecter wrote:Careful, the red part of the rainbow is AIDS.

Is the blue part herpes?

Lucarilover240 wrote:

hecter wrote:Careful, the red part of the rainbow is AIDS.

Is the blue part herpes?

Yes, and the green part is syphilis!

Guys, there's a courier at the door. Who was it ordered a 'dental dam'?

hecter wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:

hecter wrote:Careful, the red part of the rainbow is AIDS.

Is the blue part herpes?

Yes, and the green part is syphilis!

So that leaves indigo as ghonnoreah, and violet as crabs?

hecter wrote:

WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?

Also, why is it a .gif?

Because .gif's are awesome? They aren't just used for animation you know... They only have 256 colors (or 255 and transparency) per picture, so you've got a really low file size, and they can support animation.

Waiting for Team Fortress 2 to hurry up with updating so I can play it. It's going to take a longggg time.

Should be able to play it tonight however.

I've been feeling kind of spammy lately. Here's Eleanor Rigby as a Madlib:

Ah, look at all the depleted youth crimes!
Ah, look at all the depleted youth crimes!

Delta Dawn picks up a broken promise in the Tuvan yurt where a circle jerk has been
Jews in a Christian
Waits at the window, skullfucking the minor deity that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

All the long lost plague rats
Where do they all come from ?
All the long lost plague rats
Where do they all belong ?

Kermit, illegally inhaling the words of a satirical poem that no one will hear
No one comes near.
Look at him misunderstanding. Inappropriately groping his drooling fools in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the professionally enhanced narcotics
Where do they all come from?
All the professionally enhanced narcotics
Where do they all belong?

Delta Dawn pope raped in the green house and was buried along with her little raisin girl
Nobody came
Kermit bloody smurfing the dirt from his naughty bits as he walks from the grave
No one was chicken hawked

Quirk wrote:I've been feeling kind of spammy lately. Here's Eleanor Rigby as a Madlib:

Ah, look at all the depleted youth crimes!
Ah, look at all the depleted youth crimes!

Delta Dawn picks up a broken promise in the Tuvan yurt where a circle jerk has been
Jews in a Christian
Waits at the window, skullfucking the minor deity that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

All the long lost plague rats
Where do they all come from ?
All the long lost plague rats
Where do they all belong ?

Kermit, illegally inhaling the words of a satirical poem that no one will hear
No one comes near.
Look at him misunderstanding. Inappropriately groping his drooling fools in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the professionally enhanced narcotics
Where do they all come from?
All the professionally enhanced narcotics
Where do they all belong?

Delta Dawn pope raped in the green house and was buried along with her little raisin girl
Nobody came
Kermit bloody smurfing the dirt from his naughty bits as he walks from the grave
No one was chicken hawked

(Inserts barrel of revolver into mouth)

Lucarilover240 wrote:

Quirk wrote:I've been feeling kind of spammy lately. Here's Eleanor Rigby as a Madlib:

Ah, look at all the depleted youth crimes!
Ah, look at all the depleted youth crimes!

Delta Dawn picks up a broken promise in the Tuvan yurt where a circle jerk has been
Jews in a Christian
Waits at the window, skullfucking the minor deity that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

All the long lost plague rats
Where do they all come from ?
All the long lost plague rats
Where do they all belong ?

Kermit, illegally inhaling the words of a satirical poem that no one will hear
No one comes near.
Look at him misunderstanding. Inappropriately groping his drooling fools in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the professionally enhanced narcotics
Where do they all come from?
All the professionally enhanced narcotics
Where do they all belong?

Delta Dawn pope raped in the green house and was buried along with her little raisin girl
Nobody came
Kermit bloody smurfing the dirt from his naughty bits as he walks from the grave
No one was chicken hawked

(Inserts barrel of revolver into mouth)

So that's where my ass-revolver went! I've been looking all over for that sex toy..

hecter wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:

Quirk wrote:I've been feeling kind of spammy lately. Here's Eleanor Rigby as a Madlib:

Ah, look at all the depleted youth crimes!
Ah, look at all the depleted youth crimes!

Delta Dawn picks up a broken promise in the Tuvan yurt where a circle jerk has been
Jews in a Christian
Waits at the window, skullfucking the minor deity that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

All the long lost plague rats
Where do they all come from ?
All the long lost plague rats
Where do they all belong ?

Kermit, illegally inhaling the words of a satirical poem that no one will hear
No one comes near.
Look at him misunderstanding. Inappropriately groping his drooling fools in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the professionally enhanced narcotics
Where do they all come from?
All the professionally enhanced narcotics
Where do they all belong?

Delta Dawn pope raped in the green house and was buried along with her little raisin girl
Nobody came
Kermit bloody smurfing the dirt from his naughty bits as he walks from the grave
No one was chicken hawked

(Inserts barrel of revolver into mouth)

So that's where my ass-revolver went! I've been looking all over for that sex toy..

(pukes violently)

Lucarilover240 wrote:
(Inserts barrel of revolver into mouth)

Sorry you can't appreciate a good Madlib. My old roommate loved them. I've been reminiscing about the old days lately.

Quirk wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:
(Inserts barrel of revolver into mouth)

Sorry you can't appreciate a good Madlib. My old roommate loved them. I've been reminiscing about the old days lately.

Actually, yours made me lol. I was just joking. Didn't expect you to take me seriously.

Lucarilover240 wrote:

Quirk wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:
(Inserts barrel of revolver into mouth)

Sorry you can't appreciate a good Madlib. My old roommate loved them. I've been reminiscing about the old days lately.

Actually, yours made me lol. I was just joking. Didn't expect you to take me seriously.

You never know. Some people really hate Madlibs. We had very loose rules about the answers. You could add adjectives and adverbs to you're answers.

there is rules about answers...... damn

Bump.

Does this mean I'll be getting another disciplinary measure?

Moderators don't seem to realize that bringing a thread back from the dead in itself might be meaningful.