Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:35 am**

ney, your body odour works fine like always..
rolfmao

Phew
I thought i was losing my touch

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:06 pm**

I lost 14 to 3 the other day, also ended up not even getting the card because the 3 knocked me all the way down to 1.

I ended up winning the game though, so I'm not too upset about.

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:29 am**

It's happening again...

Every couple of weeks or so, the dice get REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY streaky.

For example: I place 21 armies on top of 12 (that's 33 for those of you who think the dice are fine.) I try to take one country with ONE army on it.

We'll call this the Battle of Thermopylae... and I loose everything.

So, pissed off and frustrated, on my next turn, I place 21 more armies on my last remaining force there. So now I attack with 22 against ONE.

We'll call this the battle of Thermopylae... again... and I loose everything - AGAIN.

So, my opponent recognizes the lack of reinforcements around the board, and wipes one of my conties away... with SIX armies. Six against 15. Now, I've lost 5 armies per turn.

So, pissed off and frustrated, I drop 16 armies somewhere on the board, and try to regain some dignity. 16 against ONE, and I loose everything AGAIN.

We'll call this the battle of thermopylae AGAIN.

Hang on... wait a minute here...

HOW MANY BATTLES OF THERMOPYLAE ARE THERE IN HISTORY?
WHY DO I SEE 8 - 12 OF THEM IN EVERY GAME I PLAY ON THIS SITE?

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:09 am**

33 against one???
are you sure??
the odds of that are very slim

and to lose 33vs1 22vs1 and 16vs1 in a row seems really really unprobable.

that's 68 lost armies without a single injury to the enemy. if that ever happens to me i quit conquer club and become a math guru to prove the dice aren't random on this site.

i think the chance of losing 68 armies in 3vs1dice are one in millions of years.

the good part is none of us will live to see this happen again so thanks for taking this bad luck on your shoulders

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:16 am**

DiM wrote:and to lose 33vs1 22vs1 and 16vs1 in a row seems really really unprobable.

But not impossible.

I'm getting to the point where I'm ready to take a break from this site because the dice are too fucking streaky.

The die I'm rolling the least is 6's, and the defender is rolling the most in 5's and 6's. It's bullshit.

I've rolled 2% less 3v1's than ideal, and 4% more losses on 3v2's than ideal. More fucking bullshit.

Too damn streaky.

And now I just watched the defender roll double 6's twice in a row. I've seen double 6's enough times in the last week to tell random.org to go to hell.

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:22 am**

I agree - my dice seems to jump between incredibly fantastically good (killing 17 with 24 and keeping 20) and incredibly bad (Where I lose 7 on 1, 17 on 7, etc.)

According to the dice analyzer I lose from 0.5 percent to 6 percent more than I should in every single category

I think we should compare our dice analyzer stats to see if everyone's is this far from the average...

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:43 am**

ConquererKing wrote:I think we should compare our dice analyzer stats to see if everyone's is this far from the average...

Add you stats here:
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13299

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:54 am**

Very unlucky losing that many.

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:17 pm**

xtratabasco wrote:I lost 20 men and won 2 in one turn, this has happened twice to me on this site.

I have been playing Risk for 30+ years and never, ever lost that bad.

Has anyone lost worse than that?

and how is that possible?

I would imagine that you might get hit by lightening 3 times before your dice roll like that.

I guess I better stay in when its raining.

whens the last time you had 15 or 20 real games going on at once, and I dont care how much youve played in real life...you havent thrown 200000 dice in the matter of a year....in here you have.... you're once again comparing a small example against a massively larger one

Ive played cards for much longer than 30 years....however, when I play on poker sites, i see hands I almost never see... and thats just playing one game at a time...

Ive played real risk for hours too, many games... but in here, ive had over 100 going at once, played 70 moves in a row... and probably have more than 50000 armies currently.. and have already thrown nearly 300000 dice.... to compare this to even playing one game of risk every other day for ten years would be foolish... Id still have played more in here....and im almost certain i wouldnt be attacking with thousands of dice at a time...

apples and oranges is all there is too it... the more you play, the more interesting rolls you'll see

20 vs 3 is ten bad rolls in a row, where the defender wins ties, and can lose once or even twice and still survive... its not going to happen every time, but it is sure as hell going to happen occasionally but if you play the same number of games at home, as you do in here, it will happen eventually possibly even tomorrow

ive been walking for 30 years, and not once have I been hit by lightning.... but if I do, ill believe its possible even though its as unlucky as hell...

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:37 pm**

My prefered strategy is to just mail large envelopes of cash to the home addresses of the members of Mod Team.

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:08 pm**

dont necro threads! look at the post dates!

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:11 pm**

Seriously, friends don't let friends reanimate the dead... this thread was over months ago.

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:47 am**

Maybe, but the underlying reason for the thread lives on every day.

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:19 am**

speaking of bad luck...i joined a total of 8 1 vs 1 games one time and didn't go first in one of them...still won 5/8

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:16 am**

let it die....

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:29 am**

no way herra :p

suck it up, i just lost a 8 v 1 to take out the 3rd player in esc, cash would of been worth 50, but i didnt so someone else won......

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:18 am**

post in one of the newer ones then, this thread was dead for a month

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:23 am**

Herakilla wrote:post in one of the newer ones then, this thread was dead for a month

hey i didnt bring it back...im just giving u crap

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:17 am**

Herakilla wrote:post in one of the newer ones then, this thread was dead for a month

Posted: 02 Mar 2007 11:43

Thats a little more than a month

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:25 am**

Corporate_slave wrote:It's happening again...

Every couple of weeks or so, the dice get REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY streaky.

For example: I place 21 armies on top of 12 (that's 33 for those of you who think the dice are fine.) I try to take one country with ONE army on it.

We'll call this the Battle of Thermopylae... and I loose everything.

So, pissed off and frustrated, on my next turn, I place 21 more armies on my last remaining force there. So now I attack with 22 against ONE.

We'll call this the battle of Thermopylae... again... and I loose everything - AGAIN.

So, my opponent recognizes the lack of reinforcements around the board, and wipes one of my conties away... with SIX armies. Six against 15. Now, I've lost 5 armies per turn.

So, pissed off and frustrated, I drop 16 armies somewhere on the board, and try to regain some dignity. 16 against ONE, and I loose everything AGAIN.

We'll call this the battle of thermopylae AGAIN.

Hang on... wait a minute here...

HOW MANY BATTLES OF THERMOPYLAE ARE THERE IN HISTORY?
WHY DO I SEE 8 - 12 OF THEM IN EVERY GAME I PLAY ON THIS SITE?

Im not questioning you here, but is it possible this was a freestyle game, and your opponent dropped his armies before you attacked him which is why you lost... it does happen...and again, im not questioning you, but it is a common mistake... ive never lost more than 10 or so to a one, and I play a lot...

again....just making sure

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:30 am**

do I get this right - 33, 22, 16 against 1 and attacker lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:30 am**

^AAFitz^, I believe Corporate_slave is no longer with us in CC so I don't think that he'll give you any confirmation.

2007-03-22 08:18:45 - Corporate_slave loses 26 points

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:36 am**

well, im going to assume it was freestyle... the other guy was deploying just after him, stopped his every attack, and beat him to the jump on the next turn and cut through him...

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:57 pm**

millej11 wrote:In those situations I find it helpful to slam your fist on your desk really hard, and yell f*ck really loud.

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:08 pm**

forgot to mention 2 days ago 20v17 ended 1v14, dont ask why did I go that far

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