Conquer Club

It was before the first shift of the day, the sun had not yet risen, the manager arrived to unlock the restaurant and prepare for the first worker's arrival. When he entered his body was welcomed by the same biting coldness that blanketed the entire town, he fumbled for the light nearly tripping on an overturned chair. The scene that appeared was a frightening one, glass covered the floor like a sheet of snow, making the chill in his body that much more apparent, every piece of furniture not attached to the ground was tossed around the store with enough force to splinter, a lone brick sat in the center of the room, the manager didn't need to read the attached note, he knew the protection money was overdue...

The first shift arrived soon after, they gasped and gossiped to each other, the manager just looked down away from them and whispered a simple order.
"Get this cleaned up before the early birds arrive, there are spare chairs in the back."

The Restaurant opens
Day One Start

With 14 alive it takes 8 to lynch

Vote Mr. Squirrel. He doesn't even know how to make Sullivan pies. Ha!

Vote Victor
We can't make Sullivan pies with you alive now can we?

vote jeraado because I've never played with him before.

Vote safariguy5 for a preemptive strike, since I haven't played with him either so I better vote him before he votes me.

Vote Fircoal for not wanting to make fries out of himself.

WHY NOT??!!

Vote squirrel cuz he needs to hurry up. I'm hungry.

vote haggis because you can't be named after food and work in a restaurant

Mr. Squirrel wrote:From this point forward I declare myself as head chef! You will all obey me and do whatever I say. The first order of business is to make meat pies, "sweeney todd style" out of Victor.

you know, i got a copy of "A Cook on the Wild Side" and it does feature how to cook squirrel i wonder what you have been feeding on, its supposed to affect the taste of the meat, i hope is not MCdo

vote flores because her emo avatar proves her dark intentions

Vote: Squirell I'm pretty sure I'm the most emo here. (in terms of sadness not the subculture )

I propose that squirrel soup be added to the menu today.
Those pickachu fries sound delicious.
You couldn't pay me enough to eat a Sullivan pie.

Vote Mr. Squirrel

Voix du jour


Mr. Squirrel: 4 Votes (Victor Sullivan, aage, Fircoal, Vioiet)

Victor Sullivan: 1 vote (spiesr)

jeraado: 1 vote (safariguy5)

safariguy5: 1 vote (DrewDude)

Fircoal: 1 vote (Haggis_McMutton)

Haggis_McMutton: 1 vote (jeraado)

FloresDelMal: 1 vote (Mr. Squirrel)

How many votes needed to lynch. Didn't realize poor squirrel had four. He should not have so many while we are in the joke vote stage.

Unvote

Darn. I really wanted some squirrel soup. Nice for a winter's day.

Eight needed to lynch

Mr. Squirrel wrote:vote flores because her emo avatar proves her dark intentions

emo?? she's not emo, she is just stylish, anyway ill try a new shot ^^

VioIet wrote:You couldn't pay me enough to eat a Sullivan pie.

why such blatant discrimination girl? if my travels through peru and bolivia have taught me anything, is that you can most likely eat anything as long as you spice it well enough and cook it for several hours

VioIet wrote:How many votes needed to lynch.

Couldn't you have figured this out yourself? Seems like you are making an excuse for not checking the votes.

FloresDelMal wrote:

Mr. Squirrel wrote:vote flores because her emo avatar proves her dark intentions

emo?? she's not emo, she is just stylish, anyway ill try a new shot ^^

VioIet wrote:You couldn't pay me enough to eat a Sullivan pie.

why such blatant discrimination girl? if my travels through peru and bolivia have taught me anything, is that you can most likely eat anything as long as you spice it well enough and cook it for several hours

It's like a wooden hamburger, put enough garnish on it and someone's bound to take a bite eventually.

At least I don't have a guilty conscious since I didn't vote for poor squirrel. =p

DrewDude wrote:At least I don't have a guilty conscious since I didn't vote for poor squirrel. =p

What is this trying not to appear/be guilty? Scummy Scummy...

Vote xuereb for not posting. Pot kettle etc etc but hey he's a noob too!

ga7 wrote:Vote xuereb for not posting. Pot kettle etc etc but hey he's a noob too!

vote ga7 for complaining about my posting habits

Mr. Squirrel wrote:

VioIet wrote:How many votes needed to lynch.

Couldn't you have figured this out yourself? Seems like you are making an excuse for not checking the votes.

Okay, just for that I'll re-vote you.
Unvote
Vote Squirrel

VioIet wrote:

Mr. Squirrel wrote:

VioIet wrote:How many votes needed to lynch.

Couldn't you have figured this out yourself? Seems like you are making an excuse for not checking the votes.

Okay, just for that I'll re-vote you.
Unvote
Vote Squirrel

...
If that were meant as a joke, I can tell you it's not funny.

I'm not really a fan of the whole random voting stage... How does this help us again?