Conquer Club

pancakemix wrote:

Commander9 wrote:FoS Pancemix for not using the Genius edition, that I use.

It's the Genus Edition. It's better, clearly.

Genius edition, is, clearly better, no point to argue. That if you don't, believe me, just look at how, it taught me to punctuate. FoS.

Vote Count n.b The Only Reason Im doing it here is because I wanna get a feel for it before people vote, unvote and the likes. Oh and the person closest to the lynch will be in bold, thats how I operate

Players
1. Nark
2. Commander (1- spiesr)
3. pancake
4. safari
5. spiesr (1- Pancakemix)
6. Vi
7. Edoc
8. / (1-VS)
9. drabod (1-safari)
10. Sully (1-Commander)
11. Yoshi (1-edoc)

Vote: Safari

Because there were no votes on you!

hmm... Nothing to go on yet, although the chocolate edition of Trivial Pursuit is the best.

DoomYoshi wrote:hmm... Nothing to go on yet, although the chocolate edition of Trivial Pursuit is the best.

Yeah, I don't think we're out of the joke voting stage yet...

safariguy5 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:hmm... Nothing to go on yet, although the chocolate edition of Trivial Pursuit is the best.

Yeah, I don't think we're out of the joke voting stage yet...

Unvote vote safari for even thinking we might be.

pancakemix wrote:

safariguy5 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:hmm... Nothing to go on yet, although the chocolate edition of Trivial Pursuit is the best.

Yeah, I don't think we're out of the joke voting stage yet...

Unvote vote safari for even thinking we might be.

Unvote vote PCM, get off my Mafia GF!

edocsil wrote:

pancakemix wrote:

safariguy5 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:hmm... Nothing to go on yet, although the chocolate edition of Trivial Pursuit is the best.

Yeah, I don't think we're out of the joke voting stage yet...

Unvote vote safari for even thinking we might be.

Unvote vote PCM, get off my Mafia GF!

K.

Unvote

unvote vote DoomYoshi for not having voted yet.

Quick! Do we have any submariners yet?

I had voted before Day 1 had started... I thought it would count even though it was a joke vote. Vote spiesr

Vote Vi Because im bored

It is time to get this game somewhat moving. I present a joke case on commander.

Commander9 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:FOS on Victor... you can't trust someone who does their research....

Shamelessly bandwagon and Vote Victor.

Here we have commander trying to shamelessly bandwagon people. Why is he hoping on a wagon so easily? Isn't that only something that scum would do?

Commander9 wrote:

edocsil wrote:You are not Yoshi.

Day kill False Yoshi

Here, commander is laughing because edoc pretended to Day Kill Yoshi. Wouldn't someone with true town interest be worried, had this actually occurred? Only a scummie would find it particularly amusing.

spiesr wrote:If the world were ending tomorrow and I had to pick someone to lynch at this exact moment, I would Vote Commander for trivial metagame reasons...

When spiers calls commander out- commander provides no defense, and ignores the accusations. Seems a bit suspicious.

Commander9 wrote: Genius edition, is, clearly better, no point to argue. That if you don't, believe me, just look at how, it taught me to punctuate. FoS.

Here we can see that the pressure is clearly getting to him, so much so- that he can't even punctuate. Nervous much- after only one vote?

For all the reasons stated above, I have no choice but to vote pancake and
FOS Victor.

VioIet wrote:It is time to get this game somewhat moving. I present a joke case on commander.

Commander9 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:FOS on Victor... you can't trust someone who does their research....

Shamelessly bandwagon and Vote Victor.

Here we have commander trying to shamelessly bandwagon people. Why is he hoping on a wagon so easily? Isn't that only something that scum would do?

Commander9 wrote:

edocsil wrote:You are not Yoshi.

Day kill False Yoshi

Here, commander is laughing because edoc pretended to Day Kill Yoshi. Wouldn't someone with true town interest be worried, had this actually occurred? Only a scummie would find it particularly amusing.

spiesr wrote:If the world were ending tomorrow and I had to pick someone to lynch at this exact moment, I would Vote Commander for trivial metagame reasons...

When spiers calls commander out- commander provides no defense, and ignores the accusations. Seems a bit suspicious.

Commander9 wrote: Genius edition, is, clearly better, no point to argue. That if you don't, believe me, just look at how, it taught me to punctuate. FoS.

Here we can see that the pressure is clearly getting to him, so much so- that he can't even punctuate. Nervous much- after only one vote?

For all the reasons stated above, I have no choice but to vote pancake and
FOS Victor.

I need to get mor sleeeps here. I was 3/4 of the way through writing a post telling you to fk off cause its only pg 5 before I even notice the sarcasm......

6X Hammer VOTE Edoc for having the knee-jerk reaction of yelling vulgarities.
PS: I deserve extra votes because the mod missed my last one.

/ wrote:6X Hammer VOTE Edoc for having the knee-jerk reaction of yelling vulgarities.
PS: I deserve extra votes because the mod missed my last one.

Damn, all I fucking read is fucking Hammer Vote, and I fucking nearly launched another fucked up round of vulgarities

VioIet wrote:It is time to get this game somewhat moving. I present a joke case on commander.

I guess it's time for an OMGUS vote and joke defence.

VioIet wrote:Here we have commander trying to shamelessly bandwagon people. Why is he hoping on a wagon so easily? Isn't that only something that scum would do?

I... ugh... I swear, I was innocent!

VioIet wrote:Here, commander is laughing because edoc pretended to Day Kill Yoshi. Wouldn't someone with true town interest be worried, had this actually occurred? Only a scummie would find it particularly amusing.

But perhaps I was masoned with Edoc and I knew that he knew that Yoshi was scum and he had a day kill and I was laughing off how badly sax is managing this game.

VioIet wrote:When spiers calls commander out- commander provides no defense, and ignores the accusations. Seems a bit suspicious.

I swear - I had a car wreck and my 3 grandmothers died at the same day, so I had no choice, but to attend my funerals. It would have all been good had the car not broken down and I would have been left completely alone in Gobi desert. I was sure I was a goner, but then Brad Pitt was passing down with a motorcycle and gave me a life to the nearest hotel. I was sure I'd be able to login in there and to make my defence, but suddenly a one eyed man bursted into my room with an alarm clock and a chicken in his hands and tried to kill me. I survived... barely. However, when I woke up, I found myself alone, in Tokyo, without any of my belongings and just my fateful wristband on my arm. I got onto to the next train to Alcatraz and finally managed to find an internet cafe there and quickly write my post!

VioIet wrote:Here we can see that the pressure is clearly getting to him, so much so- that he can't even punctuate. Nervous much- after only one vote?

I... swear, when that story above happened, I was confused and, scared? so I wasn't able. to get my head straight;

Commander9 wrote: I swear - I had a car wreck and my 3 grandmothers died at the same day, so I had no choice, but to attend my funerals. It would have all been good had the car not broken down and I would have been left completely alone in Gobi desert. I was sure I was a goner, but then Brad Pitt was passing down with a motorcycle and gave me a life to the nearest hotel. I was sure I'd be able to login in there and to make my defence, but suddenly a one eyed man bursted into my room with an alarm clock and a chicken in his hands and tried to kill me. I survived... barely. However, when I woke up, I found myself alone, in Tokyo, without any of my belongings and just my fateful wristband on my arm. I got onto to the next train to Alcatraz and finally managed to find an internet cafe there and quickly write my post!

VioIet wrote:Here we can see that the pressure is clearly getting to him, so much so- that he can't even punctuate. Nervous much- after only one vote?

I... swear, when that story above happened, I was confused and, scared? so I wasn't able. to get my head straight;

Yep- it sounds like a case of the godfather caught in the headlights syndrome.

I will have to pull a reverse kernov and claim that you are leaving one detail out. At your third grandmother's funeral, the gentleman sitting right next to you had a laptop, and you could have easily grabbed it from him to make your post. Not to mention that you also hopped in the sauna first, before making your way to the internet cafe. Why putting off a defense? Are you trying to think ahead of your fake claim?

Also I found one flaw in your story. It wasn't a train to Alcatraz- it was the free cruise you won for happening to be in San Francisco at the time of that whole mafia and prisoner fiasco. Just what are you trying to hide?

VioIet wrote:Here, commander is laughing because edoc pretended to Day Kill Yoshi. Wouldn't someone with true town interest be worried, had this actually occurred? Only a scummie would find it particularly amusing.

Commander9 wrote:But perhaps I was masoned with Edoc and I knew that he knew that Yoshi was scum and he had a day kill and I was laughing off how badly sax is managing this game.

New Rule

Mod Bashing is not allowed.
Or only during nights in the bar.

TheSaxlad wrote:New Rule

Mod Bashing is not allowed.
Or only during nights in the bar.

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

hmmm... commander doesn't seem to have a great defense. Although in all honesty Violet is grasping/joking... If I were to unvote vote commander what would that do?

Either
A: Cause the world to end in a fiery apocalypse.
or
B: Cause people to go after you for bandwagoning.

VioIet wrote:I... swear, when that story above happened, I was confused and, scared? so I wasn't able. to get my head straight;

Yep- it sounds like a case of the godfather caught in the headlights syndrome.

I will have to pull a reverse kernov and claim that you are leaving one detail out. At your third grandmother's funeral, the gentleman sitting right next to you had a laptop, and you could have easily grabbed it from him to make your post. Not to mention that you also hopped in the sauna first, before making your way to the internet cafe. Why putting off a defense? Are you trying to think ahead of your fake claim?

Also I found one flaw in your story. It wasn't a train to Alcatraz- it was the free cruise you won for happening to be in San Francisco at the time of that whole mafia and prisoner fiasco. Just what are you trying to hide?[/quote]

Wait... were you stalking me?

Dang it, I was sure no one would ever know about that cruise!

TheSaxlad wrote:New Rule

Mod Bashing is not allowed.
Or only during nights in the bar.

Aaaawww man!... Must you take out all the fun of this game?

DoomYoshi wrote:hmmm... commander doesn't seem to have a great defense. Although in all honesty Violet is grasping/joking... If I were to unvote vote commander what would that do?

Nothing, really: if you'd start a BW and get me lynched and I'd turn up town, you'd be BW'ed next

And we might end up killing two townies. Lovely.

Commander, what is with that post???!!! I didn't even quote it because it is all mixed up.

You see- classic evidence of commander not being able to remember who said what anymore. Another symptom of that headlights syndrome.


Safari,

Are you confirming that commander is a townie now? How might you know?

VioIet wrote:Commander, what is with that post???!!! I didn't even quote it because it is all mixed up.

You see- classic evidence of commander not being able to remember who said what anymore. Another symptom of that headlights syndrome.


Safari,

Are you confirming that commander is a townie now? How might you know?

I didn't say we would find two townies, I said we might find two townies.