Who can make the best haiku????????

adam3b58 · Post by **adam3b58** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:10 pm

Vincent M wrote:Soy Dream soymilk, thanks
for weening this lacto-veg
from cow's milk for good

i'm lactose intolerant

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:16 pm

I have the game lead.
I click the auto-attack.
I lead no longer.

mandalorian2298 · Post by **mandalorian2298** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:28 pm

To eliminate
An opponent and get his
Cards is so good.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:13 pm

Having been erased,

The document you're seeking

Must now be retyped.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:45 pm

Error: No keyboard.
Press F1 to continue.
(It's some kind of Zen)

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:45 pm

A magical god?
Watching, yet doing nothing?
A superstition.

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:46 pm

Backglass wrote:A magical god?
Watching, yet doing nothing?
A superstition.

-X

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:47 pm

Backglass wrote:A magical god?
Watching, yet doing nothing?
A superstition.

Backglass is a cheat,
Kingdom of Loathing has loads,
(Note his Avatar)

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:52 pm

The1exile wrote:Backglass is a cheat,
Kingdom of Loathing has loads,
(Note his Avatar)

No cheating here pal.
All written by yours truly.
Some just have talent.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:04 pm

Backglass wrote:
The1exile wrote:Backglass is a cheat,
Kingdom of Loathing has loads,
(Note his Avatar)
No cheating here pal.
All written by yours truly.
Some just have talent.

And so I do not?
I adore writing haiku's,
I think it's easy.

That said, others may
Disagree because of the
Syllable structure.

Warrior987 · Post by **Warrior987** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:05 pm

I like the French Fries!
I like the butter pancakes!
I dislike your face!

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:07 pm

I like the bunny,
His plans for Domination,
Begin to take shape.

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:17 pm

The1exile wrote:And so I do not?
I adore writing haiku's,
I think it's easy.

I never said that.
Twas you who threw the first punch.
With your cheating claims!

Now I hope you see,
that these works are all my own.
Shitty as they are.

Fireside Poet · Post by **Fireside Poet** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:23 pm

Poet writes his first,
fails miserably and then,
gives up once again

so what if it sucks?
he has nothing to lose now,
so he tries to stop

That also fails bad,
So he continues writing,
boredom has no fence

oh love of my life,
why do you tease me all night?
i want to eat you

mesmerized by lips,
cherry red and oh so sweet,
we meet in a dream

are you real or not?
your hips dance in front of me,
youthful lust consumes

does this have meaning?
just writing out of my head
take me from this place

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:45 pm

A carboy of malt,
bubbles with yeasty goodness.
The end result? Beer!

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:45 pm

I ignored this thread.
Why on Earth did I do that?
It’s entertaining.

Why, it must have been
Memories of English class
God, I hated it.

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:48 pm

wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:49 pm

and heres another
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:50 pm

Puff wrote:wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow

It would be funny.
If it were original.
See: Vincent, page two.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:51 pm

Fireside Poet wrote:Poet writes his first,
fails miserably and then,
gives up once again

so what if it sucks?
he has nothing to lose now,
so he tries to stop

That also fails bad,
So he continues writing,
boredom has no fence

oh love of my life,
why do you tease me all night?
i want to eat you

mesmerized by lips,
cherry red and oh so sweet,
we meet in a dream

are you real or not?
your hips dance in front of me,
youthful lust consumes

does this have meaning?
just writing out of my head
take me from this place

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:51 pm

Backglass wrote:
Puff wrote:wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow
It would be funny.
If it were original.
See: Vincent, page two.

Oh well I didn't
really see that post on page
two please forgive me

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:53 pm

Puff wrote:Oh well I didn't
really see that post on page
two please forgive me

All is forgiven.
Just don't do it again, Newb!
Hard? Not if you try.

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:54 pm

Backglass wrote:
Puff wrote:Oh well I didn't
really see that post on page
two please forgive me
All is forgiven.
Just don't do it again, Newb!
Hard? Not if you try.

I am not a newb
please stop calling me a newb
I am not a newb!!!

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:54 pm

Certain Posters should
be forced to post in haiku.
It might reduce spam.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:58 pm

Stopper wrote:Certain Posters should
be forced to post in haiku.
It might reduce spam.

Possibly, then again,
It may simply produce more,
Albeit in verse.