IT's BEEN A YEAR -- where is BLITZAHOLIC*?

Funkyterrance · Post by **Funkyterrance** » Wed May 11, 2011 9:46 pm

Sometimes I struggle with his subtle humor, have to work on that. Let me see if I've got this right... I was assuming he was correcting me but he was implying he was afflicted with the very same disorder? OH.. heee heee heee Ha ha ha ha ho ho ho whoooo..... aahhhhh......

army of nobunaga · Post by **army of nobunaga** » Wed May 11, 2011 10:11 pm

King_Herpes wrote:Hmmm... jeez Louise you are right pseudo conqueror ljex, that was a tough post to read. So unclear the motive. Rest assured, I think he knows a couple other players passwords, mayhaps he could just post his thoughts while under one of their accounts. That'd be good.

jajajja shit i just snorted fat free milk through my nose.

Funkyterrance · Post by **Funkyterrance** » Wed May 11, 2011 10:13 pm

I dunno what website you've been reading but that won't get you high, its all in your head bro.

Chariot of Fire · Post by **Chariot of Fire** » Wed May 11, 2011 11:31 pm

I like the embellishment of 'fat free', like it matters if it we mistook it for full cream milk and assumed he flew in the face of danger when it comes to dietary habits.

And what's with all the jealousy posts. I doubt there's a man amongst us who is jealous of someone who has wasted five years of his life addicted to an online game. The brief hiatus may actually have done the fella some good.

So no, I'm not jealous. I'm more resentful of people that use the system for their own selfish goals, who deter new members from going premium, and who create doubt about the integrity of any player who reaches a decent spot on the leaderboard.

Funkyterrance · Post by **Funkyterrance** » Fri May 13, 2011 8:44 pm

Well I can't be jealous of Blitzaholic since I am not competing for his attention. Oh yea, I'm not envious of him either, his username is very commercial sounding.

King_Herpes · Post by **King_Herpes** » Fri May 13, 2011 8:57 pm

as*erisk

Robinette · Post by **Robinette** » Sat May 14, 2011 11:25 am

King_Herpes wrote:as*erisk

I've been sitting here for three bleeping weeks, just one more week to go...

greenoaks · Post by **greenoaks** » Sat May 14, 2011 11:59 am

blitz who ?

Robinette · Post by **Robinette** » Mon May 16, 2011 8:44 pm

greenoaks wrote:blitz who ?

HE is coming...

"Then they handed him over to the people to be mocked, flogged with a whip, and crucified. But on the thirtieth day he shall rise again"

Fruitcake · Post by **Fruitcake** » Tue May 17, 2011 12:59 am

Robinette wrote:
greenoaks wrote:blitz who ?

SHE is coming...

"Then they handed her over to the people to be mocked, flogged with a whip, and crucified. But on the thirtieth day she shall rise again"

Fixed.

SirSebstar · Post by **SirSebstar** » Tue May 17, 2011 4:06 am

Is it me or is the symbol for generals suspectly looking a lot like an astrisk?

jleonnn · Post by **jleonnn** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:39 am

Whoa whoa whoa why did blitz get banned?

Leehar · Post by **Leehar** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:47 am

jleonnn wrote:Whoa whoa whoa why did blitz get banned?

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 5#p3128677

Robinette · Post by **Robinette** » Wed May 18, 2011 11:30 pm

ONLY 3 DAYS TO GO!

jleonnn · Post by **jleonnn** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:07 am

Leehar wrote:
jleonnn wrote:Whoa whoa whoa why did blitz get banned?
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 5#p3128677

I see

Fruitcake · Post by **Fruitcake** » Thu May 19, 2011 5:19 pm

jleonnn wrote:
Leehar wrote:
jleonnn wrote:Whoa whoa whoa why did blitz get banned?
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 5#p3128677
I see dead people

Fixed.

King_Herpes · Post by **King_Herpes** » Thu May 19, 2011 7:57 pm

I'm getting moist with anticipation. I'm a giddy tramp for THOTA!

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:07 pm

**Wonders how the asterisks will be assigned.**

-Sully

Robinette · Post by **Robinette** » Thu May 19, 2011 11:34 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:**Wonders how the asterisks will be assigned.**

-Sully

lol,,, was wondering the same thing...

Robinette · Post by **Robinette** » Thu May 19, 2011 11:36 pm

Chariot of Fire · Post by **Chariot of Fire** » Thu May 19, 2011 11:53 pm

King_Herpes · Post by **King_Herpes** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:51 am

Hey gang! How's everybody doing tonight?

Alright, solid. Herp's here :awkward hand gesture while flaring nostrils: and allow me to just say, it's good to be here with such lovely company. All of you dressed to kill. Roooaarr!!

Just wanted to let you in on a one time fabulous offer!

Limited amounts of Blitzaholic*™ bedding sets, lunch pails, and dog sweaters are still very much available people!!! In fact we just received information that the only products purchased thus far were those already set aside for the BpB courtesies of squishy g and victor sullivan.

Just contact me for further information!!

Goodnight my beautiful children!!

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:19 am

Villains, these terrors, and these tyrannies
(If tyrannies war's justice ye repute),
I execute, enjoin'd me from above,
To scourge the pride of such as Heaven abhors;
Nor am I made arch-monarch of the world,
Crown'd and invested by the hand of Jove,
For deeds of bounty or nobility;
But, since I exercise a greater name,
The scourge of God and terror of the world,
I must apply myself to fit those terms,
In war, in blood, in death, in cruelty,
And plague such peasants as resist in me
The power of Heaven's eternal majesty.

Tamburlaine the Great, Part Two

--Andy

Funkyterrance · Post by **Funkyterrance** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:54 am

Andy, tough act to follow but I'll give it the old college try:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
But Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,
Was he?

En Memorium, Blitzaholic & Others

Chariot of Fire · Post by **Chariot of Fire** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:01 pm

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord."

Black dude, Pulp Fiction 1994

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