Navel Lint - does YOUR's look like a part of map?

[natty dread]

Why do you call your dog "mister"?

King Herpes, which one of you wears the pants in your household? You or Woofers?

[King_Herpes]

Why do you call your dog "mister"?

King Herpes, which one of you wears the pants in your household? You or Woofers?

Calling someone mister is a show of respect. Mainly I wear the pants contrary to what you might believe. I'm the one paying all of the bills and making all of the life altering decisions.

However, there are times for example when we're eating, shopping, traveling, walking, playing, laundering, meeting women and watching television(Mr. Woofers likes Animal Planet, but today it's the Puppy Bowl in HD!) where Mr. Woofers will take charge.

[natty dread]

Calling someone mister is a show of respect.

Oh! Is it kinda like how I call my cat "fluffypaws"?

[King_Herpes]

Calling someone mister is a show of respect.

Oh! Is it kinda like how I call my cat "fluffypaws"?

I don't see the correlation as I am not a cat person, no. Cats are not like dogs in that they are inferior. They actually are considered rodents in many countries and so should be exterminated. Did you know the cat has one of the dirtiest mouths out of the entire animal kingdom?

They also are without souls and have been known to lay over sleeping infants faces in attempts to suffocate them out of jealously. Mr. Woofers doesn't like cats one bit and so I am forbidden to own one.