Conquer Club

haha, awesome!

Haggis is my new official distributor of SMBC

smbc can be funny, but most of them are misses.

I like the ones in this thread.

I think AoG is being all hipster. Hating this and that cuz he's a hipster.

Sure there are misses, but considering he puts a new one up every day the quality of his comics is really outstanding (compare to explosm who also put out one per day AND have 4 people working on the comics instead of just one guy). Zach is a fucking robot.

I think I'm gonna make this thread a repository of all my favourite smbc comics. It already came in handy this morning when I wanted to show a few of the philosophy ones to a friend.

Also:

Ah... 'First-time-I-touched-a-boob o'clock'... that was a good time.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Ah... 'First-time-I-touched-a-boob o'clock'... that was a good time.

-TG

your own manboobs don't count

Army of GOD wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Ah... 'First-time-I-touched-a-boob o'clock'... that was a good time.

-TG

your own manboobs don't count

If SMBC holds true, then his manboobs were actually boob-boobs.

Army of GOD wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Ah... 'First-time-I-touched-a-boob o'clock'... that was a good time.

-TG

your own manboobs don't count

My bruised ego...

-TG

"Long term memories, especially those from childhood, are likely to be incorrect."

I feel like that's bullshit.

Army of GOD wrote:"Long term memories, especially those from childhood, are likely to be incorrect."

I feel like that's bullshit.

too lazy to search for this but I remember reading about this experiment where people that were supposed to be going on some nature walk or something see a scene that vaguely looks like some sort of military cover-up operation.
Couple weeks later they ask them what they remember, shitload of people were just remembering completely made up shit. Apparently it's because whenever you recall a memory the real memory gets mixed up with you recalling the memory or some shit.

Of course this may mean that my memory of reading that study is grossly exaggerated or completely made up, huh.

Haggis_McMutton wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:"Long term memories, especially those from childhood, are likely to be incorrect."

I feel like that's bullshit.

too lazy to search for this but I remember reading about this experiment where people that were supposed to be going on some nature walk or something see a scene that vaguely looks like some sort of military cover-up operation.
Couple weeks later they ask them what they remember, shitload of people were just remembering completely made up shit. Apparently it's because whenever you recall a memory the real memory gets mixed up with you recalling the memory or some shit.

Of course this may mean that my memory of reading that study is grossly exaggerated or completely made up, huh.

I wouldn't consider that long term memory.

Haggis_McMutton wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:"Long term memories, especially those from childhood, are likely to be incorrect."

I feel like that's bullshit.

too lazy to search for this but I remember reading about this experiment where people that were supposed to be going on some nature walk or something see a scene that vaguely looks like some sort of military cover-up operation.
Couple weeks later they ask them what they remember, shitload of people were just remembering completely made up shit. Apparently it's because whenever you recall a memory the real memory gets mixed up with you recalling the memory or some shit.

Of course this may mean that my memory of reading that study is grossly exaggerated or completely made up, huh.

Would "people messing around" count as an accurate recollection?

Apparently this is real, but it's good for lol'z like any good comic!

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Sure there are misses, but considering he puts a new one up every day the quality of his comics is really outstanding (compare to explosm who also put out one per day AND have 4 people working on the comics instead of just one guy). Zach is a fucking robot.

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lol, this one is quite funny.

Apparently this is real, but it's good for lol'z like any good comic!

Well. apparently neither of them are grammar nazis... "your thick as pigshit"...

come to that, I didn't thick pigshit was all that thick...isn't it of a rather liquid consistency?

jonesthecurl wrote:

Apparently this is real, but it's good for lol'z like any good comic!

Well. apparently neither of them are grammar nazis... "your thick as pigshit"...

come to that, I didn't thick pigshit was all that thick...isn't it of a rather liquid consistency?

Well, the stuff I remember in my uncle's barn was pretty wet, but then again, the pigs urinated and defecated all onto the same floor, so it could hardly stay dry. Lord, that was nasty stuff.

Yeah. But not thick.

It's relative Jonesy. Thicker than blood which of course is thicker than water.

I am not aware of the consistency of pigshit.

In all honesty, I don't think I've ever seen pigshit in my life.