CC overrun by nut jobs.

[DirtyDishSoap]

I don't trust anything yellow.

Beer is yellow.

Not all of it

Just the types you drink?

To be fair, it's amber and gold. Not yellow. Noob.

[2dimes]

I don't trust anything yellow.

Beer is yellow.

Not all of it

Just the types you drink?

To be fair, it's amber and gold. Not yellow. Noob.

Well isn't that the catheter bag calling the bile bucket Amber.

[HitRed]

January 26, 22 Home

I have the way that leads to eternal life, says the Lord God of Heaven. My ways are strong and firm and abounding in kindness. I have the truth for all to hear and believe. I am the one that saves and offers eternal life to all who believes in me the one who saves and redeems your life from destruction. I live and have being because of my Father the source of all that extends from Him. All life has meaning and value because of Him the one eternal God of all. My being lives and lives forevermore with death conquered forevermore. Death no longer has the sting and the power it once had before I conquered death by dying for all on the Cross and rose to eternal glory forever. See, I come to release the captives from their bonds and chains, to nevermore to be a slave to death, only life in me!

Go now.
For I am God.

[DirtyDishSoap]

I don't trust anything yellow.

Beer is yellow.

Not all of it

Just the types you drink?

To be fair, it's amber and gold. Not yellow. Noob.

Well isn't that the catheter bag calling the bile bucket Amber.

You need to get your shitty logic right out of here

[2dimes]

Nuh uh.

[HitRed]

I am the ultimate friend and confidant that most do not seek. - God

[DirtyDishSoap]

Nuh uh.

Ya huh

[KoolBak]

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!!!

https://youtu.be/kjNUyyZhGJU

[HitRed]

January 27, 22 Home

I come to those few who listen and obey my words. The time is coming when every knee shall kneel and every tongue confess that I am Lord God the Son of the living God never to die again for man's sins.

I claim a great day in the name of the Lord my name shall be professed by every tongue on earth! My name is great and highly to be praised above all names. I claim a great favor to those that honor and respect the name above all names. There is no other that is greatly praised as the name of the Son of God. Highly to be praised above all earthly things. I am the true one of Israel. Set before all men to be praised and worshiped above all!

I have glory that no one has seen. My glory is from kingdoms of old and times that have passed. My glory is not sought in this present age of self-centered love and defiant arrogance of this age. No other age has shown such arrogance to the Lord God. There is a heavy weight on the world and that of sin, that there is no remorse for. Many crimes committed against the one Lord God. Make reparations for these grievous sins of which weigh on the world and the Lord God. The reprehensible acts done to hurt the Lord Almighty.

Go now.
For I am the Lord.

[mookiemcgee]

In all honesty, the nut pretending to be God really does win this contest. Most of you are crazy in the cute colloquial sense, only one of should actually be real life committed to the asylum.

[jonesthecurl]

Well, if God would tell someone else to listen to hR, that might help. He could start with the Pope.
inb4 hr starts up a multi called 'Pope'.

[Serbia]

Seems like god was paid more attention when dudes were still filling out the bible. Maybe that’s the ticket; HR should start a new book of the bible! The Book Of HitRed. Surely then he could gain an audience eh?

[2dimes]

Oh my god, it's an MMA fight dude.

[Serbia]

Where? I like MMA fights, I’ll watch.

[KoolBak]

Dork He's talking about my link I suggested to settle the DDS / DimeBag dispute

But....how about Thug Rose? Or Kayla Harrison? LOVE watching them...cool people deserving of wins....

[Serbia]

Dork He's talking about my link I suggested to settle the DDS / DimeBag dispute

But....how about Thug Rose? Or Kayla Harrison? LOVE watching them...cool people deserving of wins....

Oh lmao.

Thug is badass. I’ll have to look up Kayla… might just be drawing a blank.
I really respect the women fighters. Badass chicks.

[KoolBak]

She's relatively new to the scene but has a long history in Olympics, etc. She was abused as a young woman and promotes many programs to help young women in similar situations. A very cool, strong, beautiful example of a stellar human.

Plus, I'd love to have her kick my ass

She was in an episode of Impractical Jokers and destroyed Murr in a punishment....classic.

[DirtyDishSoap]

In all honesty, the nut pretending to be God really does win this contest. Most of you are crazy in the cute colloquial sense, only one of should actually be real life committed to the asylum.

Sometimes when i wake up, i jam my finger into my bellybutton and then take a nice big wiff.

[2dimes]

The opening lines of "Let It Be" might have got Sir Paul on Mookie's watch list.

Someone page Doctor Saxi. Doesn't the belly button sniff trick trigger the bodies immune response?

[mookiemcgee]

In all honesty, the nut pretending to be God really does win this contest. Most of you are crazy in the cute colloquial sense, only one of should actually be real life committed to the asylum.

Sometimes when i wake up, i jam my finger into my bellybutton and then take a nice big wiff.

I have an irrational fear of bellybuttons. I literally gagged reading this. The last doctor I asked about it suggested maybe I have a hernia in my belly button area and this is why I have these strong irrational reactions of gagging when people touch or play with their bellybuttons and I witness it. If someone touches mine I usually end of vomiting. It entirely ended a date I was on, she thought she was being cute/playful, I ran into the bathroom and vomited.

this might be the craziest thing about me.

[KoolBak]

Dude, if you say this "might" be the craziest thing..... I'd hate to hear what else is in the running....

*imagines licking pretty girls button*

[DirtyDishSoap]

Had a gal try jamming her finger up my butt. I wasnt exactly thrilled

[degaston]

Had a gal try jamming her finger up my butt. I wasnt exactly thrilled

Because after that, she stuck her finger in your dish soap?

[jusplay4fun]

Had a gal try jamming her finger up my butt. I wasnt exactly thrilled

Because after that, she stuck her finger in your dish soap?

After all, he is dirty-soap-dish. I think that this thread is spilling over from Putang..!

[DirtyDishSoap]

Had a gal try jamming her finger up my butt. I wasnt exactly thrilled

Because after that, she stuck her finger in your dish soap?

After all, he is dirty-soap-dish. I think that this thread is spilling over from Putang..!

You all make me siiiiiick!