Conquer Club

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edwinissweet wrote:two girls one cup!

That was so dang disgusting. Those girls are sick. Still makes me gag just talking about it.

Stymie wrote:

edwinissweet wrote:two girls one cup!

That was so dang disgusting. Those girls are sick. Still makes me gag just talking about it.

It's not that bad. It's built up to be much worse than it actually is.

btownmeggy wrote:

Stymie wrote:

edwinissweet wrote:two girls one cup!

That was so dang disgusting. Those girls are sick. Still makes me gag just talking about it.

It's not that bad. It's built up to be much worse than it actually is.

Not that im disagreeing...but if you didnt think it was that bad, what exactly is your cup of tea so to speak.

got tonkaed wrote:Not that im disagreeing...but if you didnt think it was that bad, what exactly is your cup of tea so to speak.

Heterosexual missionary position within the blessed confines of marriage.

btownmeggy wrote:

got tonkaed wrote:Not that im disagreeing...but if you didnt think it was that bad, what exactly is your cup of tea so to speak.

Heterosexual missionary position within the blessed confines of marriage.

thats hot. i might need a timeout after that.

btownmeggy wrote:

got tonkaed wrote:Not that im disagreeing...but if you didnt think it was that bad, what exactly is your cup of tea so to speak.

Heterosexual missionary position within the blessed confines of marriage.

You democrat you...

btownmeggy wrote:

Stymie wrote:

edwinissweet wrote:two girls one cup!

That was so dang disgusting. Those girls are sick. Still makes me gag just talking about it.

It's not that bad. It's built up to be much worse than it actually is.

No, it is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life and will probably be the most disgusting I will see in my lifetime. Has nothing to do with how built up it is. Good grief, those girls have no respect for themselves.

Stymie wrote:

btownmeggy wrote:

Stymie wrote:
That was so dang disgusting. Those girls are sick. Still makes me gag just talking about it.

It's not that bad. It's built up to be much worse than it actually is.

No, it is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life and will probably be the most disgusting I will see in my lifetime. Has nothing to do with how built up it is. Good grief, those girls have no respect for themselves.

You haven't seen me naked yet

Well bare it and share it then



I think that I would like to be Vivian in Pretty Woman

reminisco wrote:

heavycola wrote:

reminisco wrote:wouldn't be such a bad life to be the main character in Saving Private Ryan. get to die a hero's death.

Surely any matt damon character is instantly disqualified?

Moi:
Han Solo FTW.

yeah, Han Solo is more or less badass. and yeah, i meant the Tom Hanks character, as he was the main character in the story.

i wouldn't mind being Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, or Loki. but no fucking way would i wanna be Gerry, the dude in Ocean's Eleven, or even worse -- Tom Ripley or Colin Sullivan.

Hmm, if i had actually thought for a second I would hav erealised who you were actuallyu talking about. Matt damon's character is the old weepy dude at teh start, innit?

No way would I be jason bourne, he is tortured and psychotic. Loki is catholic, so he's out.

I could also be Geroge Clooney in Out of Sight. Wow. That's who I would be. And i would keep J-lo locked in my trunk for ever.

Being in 300 would be cool though.

Runing around half naked killing people, totally me.

heavycola wrote:Hmm, if i had actually thought for a second I would hav erealised who you were actuallyu talking about. Matt damon's character is the old weepy dude at teh start, innit?

yes he was. i'd rather be the smart, self-sacrificing leader...

heavycola wrote:No way would I be jason bourne, he is tortured and psychotic. Loki is catholic, so he's out.

these are valid concerns. however, i ought to draw your attention to the fact that Bourne got to bang Franka Potente on the regular for a pretty good amount of time. (she wasn't as hot as in Run Lola Run, but only as a matter of degrees). and Loki... yes, being catholic is sort of incompatible -- as well as getting destroyed by the sight of Alanis Morissette. i guess i should have thought that one through.

heavycola wrote:I could also be Geroge Clooney in Out of Sight. Wow. That's who I would be. And i would keep J-lo locked in my trunk for ever.

you know... at the behest of Clooney, Elmore Leonard has actually been working on a sequel to Out of Sight... absolutely still one of the best adaptations of one of his novels to date. when it gets to being made into a movie, lets just all hope they don't water it down and ruin it, as they did with Be Cool -- the only other sequel Leonard has been convinced to write.

if they get Soderbergh to direct (and i'm sure Clooney has the sway with him to get him attached) it'll be an awesome movie, i'm sure of it.

The main star in a porn film... the main role being a male role though.

Stormtrooper #27

The one who says the death star blowing up the first time was a conspiracy caused by Darth Vader and the American government. OF course all of this is unheard because of Darth Vader's attention commanding breathing. Also a fun fact you didn't know is that he also was droid #72 in the first film but was killed be jar jar binks and therefore wore the stormtrooper outfit to hide himself from the outside world.

brooksieb wrote:The main star in a porn film... the main role being a male role though.

So in a gay porn?

btownmeggy wrote:

brooksieb wrote:The main star in a porn film... the main role being a male role though.

So in a gay porn?

meggy, you just made me laugh my dinner out!

btownmeggy wrote:

brooksieb wrote:The main star in a porn film... the main role being a male role though.

So in a gay porn?

Sounds cool why not?

ignotus wrote:

btownmeggy wrote:

brooksieb wrote:The main star in a porn film... the main role being a male role though.

So in a gay porn?

meggy, you just made me laugh my dinner out!

A bit too much on the exaggeration huh iggy? (meggy he's being nice...)

brooksieb wrote:
A bit too much on the exaggeration huh iggy? (meggy he's being nice...)

You can try to put a big sandwich in your mouth and read something funny as this. I'm still removing small pieces of bread from my keyboard. And I have to make myself a new sandwich.

Stymie wrote:No, it is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life and will probably be the most disgusting I will see in my lifetime. Has nothing to do with how built up it is. Good grief, those girls have no respect for themselves.

Kids today, so sensitive...

i wouldnt mind being in fight club

Stymie wrote:No, it is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life and will probably be the most disgusting I will see in my lifetime. Has nothing to do with how built up it is. Good grief, those girls have no respect for themselves.

I can think of something worse, if you think you're up for it.

hecter wrote:

Stymie wrote:No, it is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life and will probably be the most disgusting I will see in my lifetime. Has nothing to do with how built up it is. Good grief, those girls have no respect for themselves.

Kids today, so sensitive...

First thing, I am not a kid. I am probably a lot older than you. I am sensitive to some things, but not this. Those two girls are a disgrace to women.

Braveheart