Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").
Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...
Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?
I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'. Pm me for entry forms.
Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").
Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...
Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?
I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'. Pm me for entry forms.
Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").
Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...
Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?
I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'. Pm me for entry forms.
i can't participate... i'm left handed.
No problem at all. The event has been oversubscribed and we are hoping to spell out 'free tibet' in wankers along the pennine way. Lefties would be very useful.
Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").
Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...
Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?
I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'. Pm me for entry forms.
Or you could just have the right-handers facing west and the lefties east...
i can't participate... i'm left handed.
No problem at all. The event has been oversubscribed and we are hoping to spell out 'free tibet' in wankers along the pennine way. Lefties would be very useful.
Ha ha, you fools joke about jacking off, but you just wait until the Illuminati jacks off all over your guys' faces! Your face will melt off, and your bones will shrink, and then they can fit you in an Altoids Peppermint candy tin!
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DaGip wrote:Ha ha, you fools joke about jacking off, but you just wait until the Illuminati jacks off all over your guys' faces! Your face will melt off, and your bones will shrink, and then they can fit you in an Altoids Peppermint candy tin!
Oh well, will you still join us in the fapping?
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
DaGip wrote:Ha ha, you fools joke about jacking off, but you just wait until the Illuminati jacks off all over your guys' faces! Your face will melt off, and your bones will shrink, and then they can fit you in an Altoids Peppermint candy tin!
See, even they're gonna do it. June 26, let's break the world fap record.
Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").
Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...
Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?
I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'. Pm me for entry forms.
i can't participate... i'm left handed.
he could face the other way and the bloke to his left can reach around. it would look even better if it was alternated, lefty then a righty.
Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").
Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...
Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?
I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'. Pm me for entry forms.
i can't participate... i'm left handed.
he could face the other way and the bloke to his left can reach around. it would look even better if it was alternated, lefty then a righty.
Ahhhhhhh, what was suppose to happen on the 26th again?
We're having a big wankathon, that's what's happening.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Ahhhhhhh, what was suppose to happen on the 26th again?
We're having a big wankathon, that's what's happening.
Do we have to conserve our supplies?
It might be advisable to do so in order to attain peak performance, but even if you don't have the discipline for that, every bit helps.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
That's right, tomorrow's the big day when we're going to change the world, I hope you're all prepared for the wankathon we planned a while back.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Ahhhhhhh, what was suppose to happen on the 26th again?
It is the date that the authority of the Beast from the Sea in the Book of Revelation comes to an end...I can't tell you anymore than that. Just keep your eyes on the news (and off the porn sites!).
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
