Conquer Club

Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?

heavycola wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?

I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'.
Pm me for entry forms.

whitestazn88 wrote:

heavycola wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?

I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'.
Pm me for entry forms.

i can't participate... i'm left handed.

Anarkistsdream wrote:Said it before and I'll say it again... Foreskins are gross...

heavycola wrote:

whitestazn88 wrote:

heavycola wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?

I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'.
Pm me for entry forms.

Or you could just have the right-handers facing west and the lefties east...

i can't participate... i'm left handed.

No problem at all. The event has been oversubscribed and we are hoping to spell out 'free tibet' in wankers along the pennine way. Lefties would be very useful.

DaGip wrote:Ha ha, you fools joke about jacking off, but you just wait until the Illuminati jacks off all over your guys' faces! Your face will melt off, and your bones will shrink, and then they can fit you in an Altoids Peppermint candy tin!

DaGip wrote:Ha ha, you fools joke about jacking off, but you just wait until the Illuminati jacks off all over your guys' faces! Your face will melt off, and your bones will shrink, and then they can fit you in an Altoids Peppermint candy tin!

whitestazn88 wrote:

heavycola wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?

I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'.
Pm me for entry forms.

i can't participate... i'm left handed.

DAZMCFC wrote:

whitestazn88 wrote:

heavycola wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?

I'm organising the world's biggest ever circle jerk- an unbroken line of men wanking off the guy to their right, all the way from john o'groats to Land's End. We're hoping Sir Alex Ferguson will start us off in Scotland, after his team' s historic win last night. The event will kick off as Sir Alex is fluffed by a kneeling Kerry Katona. Severa; hours later, in Cornwall, the last chap in line will spooge into a special gold turkey baster, which will then be helicoptered back to the start line and squeezed all over Ms Katona's face to complete the event and the 'circle'.
Pm me for entry forms.

i can't participate... i'm left handed.

he could face the other way and the bloke to his left can reach around. it would look even better if it was alternated, lefty then a righty.

Gregrios wrote:The countdown begins!

Ahhhhhhh, what was suppose to happen on the 26th again?

MeDeFe wrote:

Gregrios wrote:The countdown begins!

Ahhhhhhh, what was suppose to happen on the 26th again?

We're having a big wankathon, that's what's happening.

suggs wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

Gregrios wrote:The countdown begins!

Ahhhhhhh, what was suppose to happen on the 26th again?

We're having a big wankathon, that's what's happening.

Do we have to conserve our supplies?

Gregrios wrote:The countdown begins!

Ahhhhhhh, what was suppose to happen on the 26th again?

muy_thaiguy wrote:Yep, tomorrow I officially take over the world.



Oh crap, did I say that out loud?