Conquer Club

i hope for your sake this thread was for laughs.

it's just too pathetic a case for any kind of useful advice. i mean, even if you managed to buck up and drop this ho would you really learn from this demasculation or just hone in on another kind of hell? well, if this is serious, i'll be magnanimous and say you need to drop whatever you're doing, disown the family that raised you, change your given name and start over. get a new home in a new town, change your job and wear different clothes. there are just too many unknown factors for why someone would let themself plummet to such a sorry state of self-respect. i blame the disney channel.

Visaoni wrote:I'm not sure what to make of this thread. On one hand, the OP is a brilliant comedic genius. Then again, how many people have fallen for it is also hilarious. But I find that fact also rather sad. Is this what we have been reduced to? That many of us don't even find this story very hard to believe? I laugh, I laugh, and I cry.

I also find it great that most of the guys who realized this thread for what it truly is are fellow GHs.

MeDeFe wrote:Weirdest troll ever?

Pedronicus wrote:Can you be my girlfriends new mental boyfriend? We haven't been away this year.

RustyMonkey wrote:...more time with her physical bf.

So basically......yadda yadda yadda.
What should I do?

hecter wrote:Dude, you have an amazing thing going here! Don't break it off! She loves you, and you love her, and that's all that matters. I mean, what does sex even mean? Egads! Rubbing your penis inside somebodies moist flesh! I mean, when you think about it, eeww? Let this guy be the "physical bf", 'cause you're getting what really counts; her love!

brooksieb wrote:

hecter wrote:Dude, you have an amazing thing going here! Don't break it off! She loves you, and you love her, and that's all that matters. I mean, what does sex even mean? Egads! Rubbing your penis inside somebodies moist flesh! I mean, when you think about it, eeww? Let this guy be the "physical bf", 'cause you're getting what really counts; her love!

All he is getting is her backside with another man.

by hecter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:46 am
It's the basics of trolling man... Somebody posts a comment or a story to get a laugh or a rise from people. If you see the post for what it is, a joke, then you're in on the joke, and even become part of it.

RustyMonkey wrote:

by hecter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:46 am
It's the basics of trolling man... Somebody posts a comment or a story to get a laugh or a rise from people. If you see the post for what it is, a joke, then you're in on the joke, and even become part of it.

hecter - Please stop trolling in my topic.

I'm going to pick her and her physical bf up from their weekend trip to Prague and drop him off and take her home...

Should I break up with her in the airport and leave them there? quickly before I have to leave (1 hour)

nagerous wrote:

RustyMonkey wrote:

by hecter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:46 am
It's the basics of trolling man... Somebody posts a comment or a story to get a laugh or a rise from people. If you see the post for what it is, a joke, then you're in on the joke, and even become part of it.

hecter - Please stop trolling in my topic.

I'm going to pick her and her physical bf up from their weekend trip to Prague and drop him off and take her home...

Should I break up with her in the airport and leave them there? quickly before I have to leave (1 hour)

I say take an uzi and kill 'em both.

william18 wrote:

nagerous wrote:

RustyMonkey wrote:

by hecter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:46 am
It's the basics of trolling man... Somebody posts a comment or a story to get a laugh or a rise from people. If you see the post for what it is, a joke, then you're in on the joke, and even become part of it.

hecter - Please stop trolling in my topic.

I'm going to pick her and her physical bf up from their weekend trip to Prague and drop him off and take her home...

Should I break up with her in the airport and leave them there? quickly before I have to leave (1 hour)

I say take an uzi and kill 'em both.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBJnfel2428

The last part can give you some idea's on how to treat this.

nagerous wrote:

william18 wrote:

nagerous wrote:

RustyMonkey wrote:

by hecter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:46 am
It's the basics of trolling man... Somebody posts a comment or a story to get a laugh or a rise from people. If you see the post for what it is, a joke, then you're in on the joke, and even become part of it.

hecter - Please stop trolling in my topic.

I'm going to pick her and her physical bf up from their weekend trip to Prague and drop him off and take her home...

Should I break up with her in the airport and leave them there? quickly before I have to leave (1 hour)

I say take an uzi and kill 'em both.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBJnfel2428

The last part can give you some idea's on how to treat this.

What? She slipped, fell, landed on his dick?