Conquer Club

hecter wrote:

mpjh wrote:You only need to look at Goya's painting of The Ecstasy of St. Teresa to realize that god has sex with those that pray hard enough, and she likes women, so definitely gay or should I say lesbian.

That's a sculpture, and it wasn't done by Goya...

ah... that explains it. i saw the sculpture. it appears to be an angel, not god.

black elk speaks wrote:

hecter wrote:

mpjh wrote:You only need to look at Goya's painting of The Ecstasy of St. Teresa to realize that god has sex with those that pray hard enough, and she likes women, so definitely gay or should I say lesbian.

That's a sculpture, and it wasn't done by Goya...

ah... that explains it. i saw the sculpture. it appears to be an angel, not god.

She was supposedly stabbed through the heart by an Angel, putting her into a state of ecstasy, or some bullshit like that... Either way, it's a great and very erotic sculpture.

GFY mustard. You know that God is a moffal-human hybrid - born of a thai prostitute's vomit and couldn't possibly be homosexual (or exist).

Dancing Mustard wrote:What do you reckon? Is there any mileage in the 'God is a sausage-jockey' theory?

As supporting evidence I present the whole "So I just invented a world eh? I'll fill it with naked men, a big phallic serpent, a shortage of fig-leaves... and no chicks" job that went down in Genesis.

God = Homo. What do you reckon?

Thw White God of the Christians, afraid so. The same cannon be said for the Aesir and Vanir, the Fell Lords and Fair Ladies of Vahalla in the realm of Asgard.

Besides, who is inspired by a pale, beaten wisp of a man who got nailed to a tree?

A lot more people are inspired by the spiritual message of compassion and love than are inspired by the message of hate and cowardliness of the guy with one testicle that didn't have the courage to face defeat and killed himself and had his body burned with a prostitute, much like you I am sure.

Say, thor when are you going to play a game so we an whip your nazi ass -- again?

mpjh wrote:A lot more people are inspired by the spiritual message of compassion and love than are inspired by the message of hate and cowardliness of the guy with one testicle that didn't have the courage to face defeat and killed himself and had his body burned with a prostitute, much like you I am sure.

Say, thor when are you going to play a game so we an whip your nazi ass?

I'm more of a fan of the spiritual message of turning into a yellow rain and raping some woman.

You wish you could rape women, but they can smell you at a distance and more away.

Wow.

I thought this thread was headed for HaHaLand, but seems to have taken a sudden turn towards Rape City.

And so you joined it.

pimpdave wrote:Wow.

I thought this thread was headed for HaHaLand, but seems to have taken a sudden turn towards Rape City.

It's always a fine line.

Keep it up, I think it is good to bury the nazi in trivial conversation

mpjh wrote:Keep it up, I think it is good to bury the nazi in trivial conversation

I'm never gonna let you down.

Thanks

mpjh wrote:Thanks

Nor will I ever give you up.

such solidarity, such kindness, such such

thanks again

Don't people that believe in God believe that we created in Gods image? Given all the homosexuals on earth....if they were created in Gods image...then God MUST be gay. Or is god making Homosexuals in the Devil's image?

btw god, LOVE the new hairdo.

jonesthecurl wrote:btw god, LOVE the new hairdo.

Speaking of which, how would god wear his hair? Cropped? Elvis-style? Ponytail? Mohawk?

he would comb his hair in mysterious ways,

jonesthecurl wrote:he would comb his hair in mysterious ways,

You mean not at all?

God is bald and she is really embarrass about it, so she wears a wig of angel feathers. She lost her hair making the last black hole. It is rumored that anyone who can find a strand of her hair can gain eternal youth, sort of the black hole of youth.

mpjh wrote:God is bald and she is really embarrass about it, so she wears a wig of angel feathers. She lost her hair making the last black hole. It is rumored that anyone who can find a strand of her hair can gain eternal youth, sort of the black hole of youth.

I found it yesterday in a burger I ate. I threw it away though as it looked funny...just couldn't bring myself to swallow it down..

Missed your chance at eternal youth.

mpjh wrote:A lot more people are inspired by the spiritual message of compassion and love than are inspired by the message of hate and cowardliness of the guy with one testicle that didn't have the courage to face defeat and killed himself and had his body burned with a prostitute, much like you I am sure.

Say, thor when are you going to play a game so we an whip your nazi ass -- again?

If he were as powerful as he should have been, then he should have made good on his threat to call down those 12 legions of angels he spoke of.

About that last part:

"by the message of hate and cowardliness of the guy with one testicle that didn't have the courage to face defeat and killed himself and had his body burned with a prostitute,"

Are you not sure that you might be speaking about one of the gods of olympias, I am not familiar with that saga.

btw didn't Odin also get nailed to a tree?