The Valid Comparison Thread
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MeDeFe
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread
This thread is like a shotgun blast to the head from the past.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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Caligubama?
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This thread came back from the dead.
Therefore this thread is Jesus.
Or a Zombie.
Or a superhero.
Therefore this thread is Jesus.
Or a Zombie.
Or a superhero.
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It was never dead, only sleeping, therefore this thread is a bear recently roused from hibernation!jonesthecurl wrote:This thread came back from the dead.
(ps. this photo is like the Mona Lisa, because it's impossible to know just what Brutus is thinking)
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread
Communism includes equal pay and services for all.
Liberals want universal healthcare, education and reasonable pay for all.
They are obviously identical.
Liberals want universal healthcare, education and reasonable pay for all.
They are obviously identical.
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Conservatives have guns.
Hitler had a gun.
Hitler was conservative.
Didn't go the way you were expecting, did it?
Hitler had a gun.
Hitler was conservative.
Didn't go the way you were expecting, did it?
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PLAYER57832
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Conservatives have guns.
Republicans have guns.
Therefore everyone who has a gun is a conservative Republican.
Republicans have guns.
Therefore everyone who has a gun is a conservative Republican.
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Guns go "bang!"
Supersonic aircraft go "bang!"
Therefore Hitler was a Concord jet.
Supersonic aircraft go "bang!"
Therefore Hitler was a Concord jet.
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Hitler is dead.
So is disco.
Disco is some serious Nazi shit, dude.
So is disco.
Disco is some serious Nazi shit, dude.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Disco is Nazi.
Concord went "bang!"
Therefore Concord starred in Saturday Night Fever.
Concord went "bang!"
Therefore Concord starred in Saturday Night Fever.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread
(gleaned from an unnamed thread)
Christianity tells of dire consequences if you don't believe... in contrast with relatively minor inconveniences if you go along.
Environmental activists talk of dire consequences if we ignore them... in contrast with relatively minor inconveniences if we go along.
Obviously all Christians are Environmental activists!
Christianity tells of dire consequences if you don't believe... in contrast with relatively minor inconveniences if you go along.
Environmental activists talk of dire consequences if we ignore them... in contrast with relatively minor inconveniences if we go along.
Obviously all Christians are Environmental activists!
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Roses are red!
Blood is red!
I KILLED HER BECAUSE I LOVE HER!!!!
Blood is red!
I KILLED HER BECAUSE I LOVE HER!!!!
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jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread
We already had that one.jonesthecurl wrote:This thread is Jesus
I also already had dinner.
Therefore this thread is dinner.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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I already had dinner. therefore this thread is me.
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MeDeFe
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread
This makes no sense.jonesthecurl wrote:I already had dinner. therefore this thread is me.
Young earth creationism does also not make sense.
Therefore you are a young earth creationist.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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jonesthecurl
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Now, that was sneaky, turning me into a young earth creationist against my will.
My first wife was sneaky, ripping me off in the divorce against my will.
Therefore you are my first wife.
My first wife was sneaky, ripping me off in the divorce against my will.
Therefore you are my first wife.
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jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Okay, now you're just trolling, cause I was certain the original post was satire and I just wasn't catching it...thegreekdog wrote:I hate you...
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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It was satire.pimpdave wrote:Okay, now you're just trolling, cause I was certain the original post was satire and I just wasn't catching it...thegreekdog wrote:I hate you...
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread
1 = a number.
2 = a number.
1=2.
1=2 = false.
"2 is a number" = false.
God = 1 word.
God=1.
God=2.
God = false.
God = Canadian Bacon.
2 = a number.
1=2.
1=2 = false.
"2 is a number" = false.
God = 1 word.
God=1.
God=2.
God = false.
God = Canadian Bacon.
mrswdk is a ho