Conquer Club

got tonkaed wrote:out of curiosity, what profession can you get in, where people shouldnt be wary of you?

I have never perceived any dangers from the people who design the patterns on cocktail umbrellas.

jonesthecurl wrote:

got tonkaed wrote:out of curiosity, what profession can you get in, where people shouldnt be wary of you?

I have never perceived any dangers from the people who design the patterns on cocktail umbrellas.

Oh I wouldn't underestimate them if I were you. They're a shifty lot. If you flip those umbrellas upside down, spin them counterclockwise, and hold a stylus to it, you can faintly hear a demonic voice saying, "kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself......"

George Galloway?

Martin Ronne wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:

got tonkaed wrote:out of curiosity, what profession can you get in, where people shouldnt be wary of you?

I have never perceived any dangers from the people who design the patterns on cocktail umbrellas.

Oh I wouldn't underestimate them if I were you. They're a shifty lot. If you flip those umbrellas upside down, spin them counterclockwise, and hold a stylus to it, you can faintly hear a demonic voice saying, "kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself......"

Another evil Cobra world-domination scheme rumbled.

This must be why nobody votes anymore, the candidates suck!

safariguy5 wrote:This must be why nobody votes anymore, the candidates suck!

Except that if people voted, maybe those who "don't suck" could have a chance of getting voted in.

Rustovitch wrote:George Galloway?

Oh, and if you didnt already know - George Galloway (the one above in the little red number) is a raving, queerboy socialist... and most repulsive of all - he's scottish.

Come on, where are all the non-Americans? Only one??

I vote for Chris Warkentin, a member of parliament from Alberta, Canada:

Tam Dalyell.

Decades dead, but Aneurin Bevan.

With out a doubt- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Timminz wrote:This is a ridiculous question. Everyone knows that every single word out of every single politician's mouth is completely false.

Q:How do you know when a politician is lying?

A:When their lips are moving!

6.57 wrote:Oh, and if you didnt already know - George Galloway (the one above in the little red number) is a raving, queerboy socialist... and most repulsive of all - he's scottish.

Despite prancing about in a leotard with pete burns he is actually very straight, but despite all his faults he is the most honest politician I can cite.

What about Barack Obama?

GabonX wrote:What about Barack Obama?

Who lied about his father...

Watch it that's treason

GabonX wrote:

Watch it that's treason

Not if your a subject of the Queen.

It's treason in the UK too.

Living in the UK is a privilege.. Wouldn't want you to get banned now

I believe Obama was born here, there is no way nobody checked his birth certificate at any point before, during, or after his campaign.

Christopher Walken.

Ok, not a politician, but come on - Christopher Walken, right?

Serbia wrote:Christopher Walken.

Ok, not a politician, but come on - Christopher Walken, right?

Hell yea! And he can dance too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZbckwYY9r4

GabonX wrote:It's treason in the UK too.

Living in the UK is a privilege.. Wouldn't want you to get banned now

No it is not treason in the UK.
Treason is such things as waging war upon the crown, or having affairs with certain royals. It is not extended to protecting foreign rulers.

And living in the UK may be a privilege, but it is actually my right.

I like where this thread went. Walken in 2012!

I need more cowbell!

Rustovitch wrote:

GabonX wrote:It's treason in the UK too.

Living in the UK is a privilege.. Wouldn't want you to get banned now

No it is not treason in the UK.
Treason is such things as waging war upon the crown, or having affairs with certain royals. It is not extended to protecting foreign rulers.

And living in the UK may be a privilege, but it is actually my right.

You mean to tell me that it's treason to bang a royal?

Eliot Spitzer.