Conquer Club

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:
But than people would be asking me what I was talking about.

are you going to go on another long writing rampage where you tell WAY TO MUCH of a story?

Well there was this one time when I was walking down a hill and I looked at my watch and saw that I was running late but I had to make sure I was running late first. After deciding that yes I was indeedrunning 3 minutes and I think it was 53 seconds late I started running down the hill. About halfway down or maybe 2/3rds of the way down I'm not really sure i noticed a hole in front of me so I said "hi hole" Than realized I might want to avoid thge hole, only to decide this a little too late.

I tripped.

REALLY

targetman377 wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

mountian dew mountian will do the foundu me gallioa gallioa

(Bitch slaps target with spiked paw) WRONG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe6NDOGBNmURIGHT!!!!!

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote: Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

mountian dew mountian will do the foundu me gallioa gallioa

(Bitch slaps target with spiked paw) WRONG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe6NDOGBNmURIGHT!!!!!

Thatwas horrible quality.

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:
I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

was that not just easer to say

But than people would be asking me what I was talking about.

are you going to go on another long writing rampage where you tell WAY TO MUCH of a story?

Well there was this one time when I was walking down a hill and I looked at my watch and saw that I was running late but I had to make sure I was running late first. After deciding that yes I was indeedrunning 3 minutes and I think it was 53 seconds late I started running down the hill. About halfway down or maybe 2/3rds of the way down I'm not really sure i noticed a hole in front of me so I said "hi hole" Than realized I might want to avoid thge hole, only to decide this a little too late.

I tripped.

Army of GOD wrote:Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd.

My friend has Roller Coaster Tycoon. I have just...jizzed in my pants.

strike wolf wrote:

autoload wrote:So, what was the problem?

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

AndyDufresne wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:Don't let any file cabinets fall on you and trap you forever. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

omg that would be treadful how would i ever post here again!

Treadful indead. Eye couldn't imajin such a lyfe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Lucarilover240 wrote:

autoload wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.

Was it your dad's? older brother?

No, it was actually in the game itself. I probably should have made that a little clearer.

Lucarilover240 wrote:

autoload wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:Saturday: Day of Suck

Saturday just did not go well for me. To start, I had planned on going skiing in the morning, which didn't happen. Later in the day, I nearly broke my damn toe walking through a doorway (2 days later and I'm still walking with a slight limp). Then, the hot water tank ran out of hot water (The shower water was FREEZING), so I couldn't use the shower (and I had just gotten my hair cut). I had to stand in the tub and pour warm water from the sink over my head with a small plastic bucket.

On the plus side, things got better later on. I went to a great party and got to watch one of my friend's wives get drunk off her ass and fall over 9 times (She didn't get hurt, of course).

How old are you? Obviously older than I thought you were...

17.

Army of GOD wrote:I have to piss.

autoload wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

autoload wrote:So, what was the problem?

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

I was being facetious.

Skittles! wrote:Backlog incomplete.

Army of GOD wrote:Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd.

My friend has Roller Coaster Tycoon. I have just...jizzed in my pants.

Lucarilover240 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd.

My friend has Roller Coaster Tycoon. I have just...jizzed in my pants.

I am NOT posting that video.

JJM wrote:A litle tidbit of news for all of you: Yesterday I read that Former President Richard Nixion's grandson is running for the House of Representative's in the state of New York.

targetman377 wrote:

JJM wrote:A litle tidbit of news for all of you: Yesterday I read that Former President Richard Nixion's grandson is running for the House of Representative's in the state of New York.

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wait did jim just say somthing?

JJM wrote:A litle tidbit of news for all of you: Yesterday I read that Former President Richard Nixion's grandson is running for the House of Representative's in the state of New York.