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[ritz627]

Don't rag on third world countries just b/c yours may have some more convenient aspects to it. Thats called ignorance. And, i hate to use this word twice in the same thread to two different people, its being a dumbass as well.

* I'm not saying that all of india is "third world".

[Koba]

The Indian guys I knew in high school said they had to wipe their asses with their hands when they went back home. I posted a link that verified that. How about if you post a link that backs up what you're claiming?

You really do believe all you read on the net don't you! Ever thought this may not apply to the nation as a whole? Will it help if I tell you that most of the Indians I know are the most civilized people I have ever met, and did not use their hands to wipe their arses (note: an ass is a type of animal)

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[Vonnegut]

i don't care enough to find a link, but i know i'm right.

how? from people who lived in India - yes, there are still places that have the 2 holes in the ground and the faucet on the wall, but if you go to New Delhi, there are restrooms, just like good ol' USA.

so stop with the unfounded opinions, they're getting rather tiring. and i've got backup.

[ritz627]

i came up with a link! (See page 35).

Note: coming up with an actual link to prove that you believe everything you read on the internet and we don't would be completely stupid, since it would be going against our arguement in the first place.

[benmor78]

i don't care enough to find a link, but i know i'm right.

how? from people who lived in India - yes, there are still places that have the 2 holes in the ground and the faucet on the wall, but if you go to New Delhi, there are restrooms, just like good ol' USA.

so stop with the unfounded opinions, they're getting rather tiring. and i've got backup.

Doesn't sound to me like you have any backup. I posted a link supporting my assertion, and I also have spoken with people from India, who said exactly what I'm saying. Wiping your ass with your hand is commonplace in India.

[Vonnegut]

i don't care enough to find a link, but i know i'm right.

how? from people who lived in India - yes, there are still places that have the 2 holes in the ground and the faucet on the wall, but if you go to New Delhi, there are restrooms, just like good ol' USA.

so stop with the unfounded opinions, they're getting rather tiring. and i've got backup.

Doesn't sound to me like you have any backup. I posted a link supporting my assertion, and I also have spoken with people from India, who said exactly what I'm saying. Wiping your ass with your hand is commonplace in India.

i meant backup as in people sharing the same knowledge. yes, cleaning the poop out of your butt with water and your left hand is commonplace in some parts of India. Polygamy is commonplace in Utah. Talking funny is commonplace south of the mason-dixon line, y'all. doesn't necessarily mean that everyone does it. capiche?

[ritz627]

Even if it is...which it is not...your original comment was still an ignorant and "low" comment that was clearly not needed.

[benmor78]

i don't care enough to find a link, but i know i'm right.

how? from people who lived in India - yes, there are still places that have the 2 holes in the ground and the faucet on the wall, but if you go to New Delhi, there are restrooms, just like good ol' USA.

so stop with the unfounded opinions, they're getting rather tiring. and i've got backup.

Doesn't sound to me like you have any backup. I posted a link supporting my assertion, and I also have spoken with people from India, who said exactly what I'm saying. Wiping your ass with your hand is commonplace in India.

i meant backup as in people sharing the same knowledge. yes, cleaning the poop out of your butt with water and your left hand is commonplace in some parts of India. Polygamy is commonplace in Utah. Talking funny is commonplace south of the mason-dixon line, y'all. doesn't necessarily mean that everyone does it. capiche?

Not everyone is the U.S. is fat, I was just making a jibe at the original poster. Suffice it to say that you've conceded my point, which is that people in India wipe their asses with their hands. Enough said.

[benmor78]

Even if it is...which it is not...your original comment was still an ignorant and "low" comment that was clearly not needed.

It is true.

[Vonnegut]

i don't care enough to find a link, but i know i'm right.

how? from people who lived in India - yes, there are still places that have the 2 holes in the ground and the faucet on the wall, but if you go to New Delhi, there are restrooms, just like good ol' USA.

so stop with the unfounded opinions, they're getting rather tiring. and i've got backup.

Doesn't sound to me like you have any backup. I posted a link supporting my assertion, and I also have spoken with people from India, who said exactly what I'm saying. Wiping your ass with your hand is commonplace in India.

i meant backup as in people sharing the same knowledge. yes, cleaning the poop out of your butt with water and your left hand is commonplace in some parts of India. Polygamy is commonplace in Utah. Talking funny is commonplace south of the mason-dixon line, y'all. doesn't necessarily mean that everyone does it. capiche?

Not everyone is the U.S. is fat, I was just making a jibe at the original poster. Suffice it to say that you've conceded my point, which is that people in India wipe their asses with their hands. Enough said.

some people in India may do the hand-ass thing, that is the only point i will concede... and the only reason i jumped down your throat was the wording. so nyah.

[heavycola]

I was debating on whether to weigh in, now I think I will contribute.

I am in the United States studying from India. Everything is different here as can be expected. The most striking difference I noticed is the COMPLETE PROLIFERATION OF OBESE PEOPLE HERE!!!!!

You Americans are a sad, sad country of individuals and I used the word "individuals" purposely. No one cares for the community, just to stick more fried foods into their fat mouths!

I can not wait to go back to India and remove the stench of you Americans from my nostrils.

And then there will be another stench in your nostrils... but here in the United States, we have sense enough not to wipe our asses with our hands.

Thats low, really low, have you ever met an Indian?

Yes. I went to a science and engineering magnet school and you couldn't throw a brick without hitting an Indian.

Why does he want to throw bricks at Indians?

I also attended UTA (University of Texas, Arlington, also known as University of Texas at Afghanistan because of all of the Asians).

Ah, i see why! He's a bigot. He went to a university infested with brown people (how many of them were actually Afghan?) and now feels qualified to dismiss an entire subcontinent as unhygienic.

But then I use the abbreviation 'xian'. Who am I to analyse?

[Guiscard]

Benmor, you should go on Celebrity Big Brother... you'd fit right in with these guys!

[2dimes]

Wouldn't mind trying to fit in that one on the right.

[Backglass]

Doesn't sound to me like you have any backup. I posted a link supporting my assertion, and I also have spoken with people from India, who said exactly what I'm saying. Wiping your ass with your hand is commonplace in India.

How's this for backup. I have been to Mumbai and Hyderabad. The only places I saw no toilet paper offered were in the public "squat" toilets. That being said, I have also seen a lack of toilet paper in New York public toilets as well.

While it is true that there are those who cannot afford toilet paper and must resort to using their hand in India, given the choice I am sure they would gladly use toilet paper instead. They certainly don't prefer using their hands...these are not ignorant neanderthals after all, they do understand the concept of hygiene.

However, to say that all Indian people wipe their ass with their hands is asinine.

[heavycola]

Wouldn't mind trying to fit in that one on the right.

2Dimes, that is bigotry's Danielle Lloyd, until recently the girlfriend of football's Teddy Sheringham. And a disgraced former Miss Great Britain (she was shagging Teddy Sheringham at the time, and he was one of the judges).
I know you wanted to know all that.

[2dimes]

Wouldn't mind trying to fit in that one on the right.

2Dimes, that is bigotry's Danielle Lloyd, until recently the girlfriend of football's Teddy Sheringham. And a disgraced former Miss Great Britain (she was shagging Teddy Sheringham at the time, and he was one of the judges).
I know you wanted to know all that.

So she's a goer! You're right I like to hear that.

[flashleg8]

Wouldn't mind trying to fit in that one on the right.

2Dimes, that is bigotry's Danielle Lloyd, until recently the girlfriend of football's Teddy Sheringham. And a disgraced former Miss Great Britain (she was shagging Teddy Sheringham at the time, and he was one of the judges).
I know you wanted to know all that.

So she's a goer! You're right I like to hear that.

Edit: I know its bad form to post a "smiles only" reply - but that cracked me up!

[Backglass]

So she's a goer!

Is she a goer? Does she....go? Say no more!

[Guiscard]

I think she said something along the lines that Indians should 'go' home. But with 'f*ck off' in place of 'go'.

[Vonnegut]

I think she said something along the lines that Indians should 'go' home. But with 'f*ck off' in place of 'go'.

so they should f*ck off home? even for a silicone-injected braindead diva-skank, that doesn't make sense.

[Guiscard]

I don't know whether it means the same thing in the US, but f*ck Off means go away...

Just a rude way of saying go back to India... 'f*ck off __insertplacehere__' is pretty common in Britain.

[Vonnegut]

I don't know whether it means the same thing in the US, but f*ck Off means go away...

Just a rude way of saying go back to India... 'f*ck off __insertplacehere__' is pretty common in Britain.

i was just being an asshole. yea it means the same thing. usually around the 4th of July we all get together and have a heartfelt "f*ck off, England" and throw a few "ya limey bastards" and "bloody" in there... although i don't get the bloody thing.

[Stopper]

That reminds me...How come you hardly ever hear the phrase "f*ck off" in American films? Whenever I DO hear an American character say "f*ck off", it always sounds discordant, because it's so rare.

Is "f*ck off" rare because Americans don't normally say it, or is it overzealous censorship?

[Vonnegut]

That reminds me...How come you hardly ever hear the phrase "f*ck off" in American films? Whenever I DO hear an American character say "f*ck off", it always sounds discordant, because it's so rare.

Is "f*ck off" rare because Americans don't normally say it, or is it overzealous censorship?

a touch of both, go figure. with the FCC breathing down the necks of anything and everything entertainment related, "f*ck" is not used nearly as much as it is across the pond.

"f*ck off" is not used nearly as much in America as "f*ck you" or "f*ck yourself" or "f*ck your mom" or "f*ck this" or "f*ck that" or "f*ck you, you fucking f*ck."

that was a lot of fucking. i'm tired and i need a cigarette.

[flashleg8]

That reminds me...How come you hardly ever hear the phrase "f*ck off" in American films? Whenever I DO hear an American character say "f*ck off", it always sounds discordant, because it's so rare.

Is "f*ck off" rare because Americans don't normally say it, or is it overzealous censorship?

a touch of both, go figure. with the FCC breathing down the necks of anything and everything entertainment related, "f*ck" is not used nearly as much as it is across the pond.

"f*ck off" is not used nearly as much in America as "f*ck you" or "f*ck yourself" or "f*ck your mom" or "f*ck this" or "f*ck that" or "f*ck you, you fucking f*ck."

that was a lot of fucking. i'm tired and i need a cigarette.

Can never be as bad as the BBC butchering of "Die Hard" back in the day.

"Yippie-ka-ai-...Kemosabe..(in a completely different voice)"

Fucking censors.