Conquer Club

ga7 wrote:And why on earth are you talking at night?

Nothing saying I can't.
The rules just say to keep the spam to a dull roar.
And how do you know exile? Care to share?

Minister Masket wrote:

ga7 wrote:And why on earth are you talking at night?

Nothing saying I can't.
The rules just say to keep the spam to a dull roar.
And how do you know exile? Care to share?

should you ever do this again you will be modkilled.

Ouch.

Anarkistsdream wrote:

firth4eva wrote:Im cop i investigated talapus and got town

Firth, I would thus love you forever...

I KNOW this is a lie...

How do I know????

I roleblocked you.

Know, I know that both YOU AND TALAPUS are scum!!!

Thank you and good night.

WOW! ORIGINAL THEORY!

There must be a roleblocker!

Sorry GT didnae see yer post. I'll shut up now.

Minister Masket wrote:

ga7 wrote:And why on earth are you talking at night?

Nothing saying I can't.
The rules just say to keep the spam to a dull roar.
And how do you know exile? Care to share?

Mafia GOLDEN rules:

Do not speak info if you're dead.
Do not speak info at NIGHT phases, unless stated otherwise by the mod.
Do NOT edit posts.


You don't need to write those, EVERYONE who ever played a single game should know that.

freezie wrote:

Minister Masket wrote:

ga7 wrote:And why on earth are you talking at night?

Nothing saying I can't.
The rules just say to keep the spam to a dull roar.
And how do you know exile? Care to share?

Mafia GOLDEN rules:

Do not speak info if you're dead.
Do not speak info at NIGHT phases, unless stated otherwise by the mod.
Do NOT edit posts.


You don't need to write those, EVERYONE who ever played a single game should know that.

Technically, I was just posting what I was thinking, which could be classified as spam.

Spam is not suposed to be related to the game.

What you posted in from the game. 100%

The "And how do you know, Exile? Care to share?" is info. You are changing the outcome of a mafia game. Let the people figure out things for themselves.

Oops, thought MM was dead, say it out at day

I'd like to know how I not only missed an entire day but 20 pages along with it.

pancakemix wrote:I'd like to know how I not only missed an entire day but 20 pages along with it.

Remove those sunglasses, maybe you'll see better

like 2 hours left?

Security Notes
Tonight was a very violent night in which all of our resources were seemingly exhausted. Throughout the night we were forced to go out and try to prevent situations from occuring and we simply could not stop them all. Early on in the evening it seemed there was a large and vocal religious gathering of sorts which although seemingly not violent was loud enough to cause a disturbance. I think you should speak with (unreadable) about their behavior as it was very unbecoming of someone in that position. I certainly would not allow it if it was my hospital. At about 1:45 in the morning we were sent out after one of the doctors claimed that one of the staff was dead. His notes will are attached to this report. As of yet we are uncertain of the culprit, but very certain of the cause and time of death. However there was more than one attack on the evening. It appears that sometime after 3 am there was some kind of disturbance in the assistant directors quarters. We cannot be sure as of yet how things occured but we do know that the assistant director was slain. His journal is attached for discussion of any possible motive. As the patients heard two staff memebers were dead we struggled all night to keep people from running about. WE ARE GETTING OVER RAN DIRECTOR! You need ot come up with a better way to maintain night security or we will be in grave trouble the next few nights. Grave trouble...

Morticians report on the cook
Was awoke at approximately 2:15 to analyze the dead body of Jake (cook-roleblocker -town). Seemingly he according to this paper he has tampered with the recipies of a few individuals over the last few years to keep them from leaving their rooms for the night. Frankly thats disturbing given the number of times ive felt sick, the bastard. However it appears that someone has taken a large knife and lodged it just above the orbital bone and has tore some of the flesh in the facial area. Seeimngly from there our cook bled as he was restrained and gagged to make sure he could not cry out. It is a deep laceration and probably upon this first examination is responsible for the cause of death.

Report on the Assitant director
Arrived in his chambers at about 3:45 and found Kalishnikov (assistant director - insane) slunched over his bed. This case is somewhat more distressing as it appears he did not have one attacker but must have surely had two. Its difficult to determine at this time, whether they arrived together or one of them attacked a dead person but the marks and the type of violence used seem to suggest mulitple attacks. One attack seems to have choked the asst director to death with a pillow or some nearby object as there is little sign of distress outside of the neck and facial expression. However there is welting and stabbing marks also that occur from the neck down in alarming regularity. The attacker was frigthently thorough.

Asst directors notes
Things are going well now. Ive gained the trust of the good director and have begun to inflitrate to find people who will be ready for hte takeover. Im not sure how much longer it will take yet, there are too many who oppose us. Still there are promising signs. Already suspicion has been casted away from us after the death of firth. Im confident it will only be a matter of time now, till i get the things that i have coming. They will say i am a monster, they will say i am insane. For the things that i will unleash here, unleash everywhere. These will be my test subjects, for the greater plans that i am ready to unleash on the outside. Oh the fool you have been director, for trusting me, for trusting one like me. I shall make you pay, i shall make you all pay....


Urgent memo to the director
We have just found ga7 (role unknown) lying dead in a pool of blood in his quarters. Seemingly all information of who he was or what he was doing that day has been removed from the room, it was a very clean job. We will be transporting the body to the mortician for better analysis, but given the lateness in the evening, its unlikely we will be able to get a good report out of him. A curosory examination seems to suggest this was a premediated attack, as seemingly many major arteries were cut and blood was allowed to soak through his clothes. Also, there are many lacerations all over the individuals body, which suggest the killer took a great deal of time in making the action happen. This surely is one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen in my life sir. Without him, im not sure what chance we all have of escaping this hell. Attached to his corpse is a simple note saying...IT HAS ONLY NOW JUST BEGUN, ONLY JUST BEGUN...



and thus begins day 3...with 21 alive it takes 11 to lynch...

Now what do we do?

muy_thaiguy wrote:Now what do we do?

well, i'm getting more and more suspicious of the staff being mafia, as two staff now have both had intentions to harm or kill the patients

diddle wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Now what do we do?

well, i'm getting more and more suspicious of the staff being mafia, as two staff now have both had intentions to harm or kill the patients

While others were not.

Aw man The one game I reaaally didn't want to get NKed in heh

Long post coming up...

ga7 wrote:Aw man The one game I reaaally didn't want to get NKed in heh

I hear ya, I had a cool role.

Sorry Mr. Director, lol... I know you hate me.

Good luck to my side.

It seems some staff are evil, some are good. And patients have yet ot be harmful as we speak.

Vote: Diddle Once again.


First, you talked only for the sake of talking yesterday. Not much, but you did.

Second, you called that staff could be mafia from day 1, didn't you? I wonder if you had a source the town doesn't have right now...

GT, in the future, can you put a summary of the deaths and roles at the bottom of the posts? (some of us can't be arsed to read all that!)

freezie wrote:It seems some staff are evil, some are good. And patients have yet ot be harmful as we speak.

Vote: Diddle Once again.


First, you talked only for the sake of talking yesterday. Not much, but you did.

Second, you called that staff could be mafia from day 1, didn't you? I wonder if you had a source the town doesn't have right now...

the only source i have is me noggin, i've just been using it, and weighing up the facts, that (most) staff are most likely mafia, and maybe insane aswell

wicked wrote:GT, in the future, can you put a summary of the deaths and roles at the bottom of the posts? (some of us can't be arsed to read all that!)

certainly...my apologies will be done on all future posts...

freezie your vote doesnt count.

Vote: Diddle

I will remember..I will remember......