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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:24 pm
by targetman377
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:24 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
jonesthecurl wrote:TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Yes! The Oscar-Mayer Weiner-Mobile. I've always had this resolution that if the Oscar-Mayer Weiner-Mobile came around my area, I was gonna steal it. That would be epic.
-TG
Nah, it's just an old banger.
Hey do you watch Arrested Devolopment?
Tobias as Mrs. Featherbottom-"Would you like a banger in the mouth?"
Michael-"We just call it a sausage."
Tobias as Mrs. Featherbottom-"Would you like a sausage in the mouth?"
-TG
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:26 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:strike wolf wrote:
Actually that's the one Jonesy gave you...
Yes. It's a Transformer. It turns into an elephant castrater.
Judging from the size it doesn't need to transform to be an elephant castrater
that one there is the worlds smallest production car ever made it was made in the 60s whats awesome about that car is it FITS IN AN ELEVATOR!!!! you can littral drive it to school down the hallways and you can pick it up it is very light
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:27 pm
by targetman377
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Yes! The Oscar-Mayer Weiner-Mobile. I've always had this resolution that if the Oscar-Mayer Weiner-Mobile came around my area, I was gonna steal it. That would be epic.
-TG
do know how dumb that is what WHERE YOU GOING TO HIDE? ITS THE FUCKEN WEINER-MOBILE THEY WILL SPOT YOU LIKE AN WHALE OUT OF WATER!!!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:28 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:I was going to say something, but after thinking it through, I decided not to.
Does it have something to do with the weiner mobile?
Does it have somthing to do with what lone was paid for last night between the hours of 1 am to 2 pm? on a side street?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:35 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:I was going to say something, but after thinking it through, I decided not to.
Does it have something to do with the weiner mobile?
Does it have somthing to do with what lone was paid for last night between the hours of 1 am to 2 pm? on a side street?
Hey whatever secrets I sell to the US government about Steve Jobs is privileged information.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:40 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
targetman377 wrote:TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Yes! The Oscar-Mayer Weiner-Mobile. I've always had this resolution that if the Oscar-Mayer Weiner-Mobile came around my area, I was gonna steal it. That would be epic.
-TG
do know how dumb that is what WHERE YOU GOING TO HIDE? ITS THE FUCKEN WEINER-MOBILE THEY WILL SPOT YOU LIKE AN WHALE OUT OF WATER!!!
Yeah I want to go out in a blaze of glory. What's better than a high-speed pursuit in the Weiner-Mobile? (I'm sure it doesn't go above like 40 mph, though.)
-TG
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:47 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:I was going to say something, but after thinking it through, I decided not to.
Does it have something to do with the weiner mobile?
Does it have somthing to do with what lone was paid for last night between the hours of 1 am to 2 pm? on a side street?
Hey whatever secrets I sell to the US government about Steve Jobs is privileged information.
not when i am your source!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:48 pm
by targetman377
well i just finished enrolling for my next semesters classes oh boy i only have like 4 classes left of collage after that then WELCOME REAL WORLD!!!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:52 pm
by ManBungalow
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:30 pm
by strike wolf
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:04 pm
by strike wolf
It's time for Strike Wolf's event that no one else probably cares about of the day.
Today's event is...
My friend told me I might be going to hell. Why? because there were bible salesmen on campus and in order to get past them without dealing with them trying to talk to me for 20 minutes, I pretended I was deaf and mute...
The Wolf has Spoken.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:10 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
strike wolf wrote:It's time for Strike Wolf's event that no one else probably cares about of the day.
Today's event is...
My friend told me I might be going to hell. Why? because there were bible salesmen on campus and in order to get past them without dealing with them trying to talk to me for 20 minutes, I pretended I was deaf and mute...
The Wolf has Spoken.
I must be going, too. I do that whenever Jehova's Witnesses come to my door, if I don't feel like arguing with them. I give them the sign for deaf and mute. They probably don't believe me, though, since I answered the door in the first place...
-Tails
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:13 pm
by strike wolf
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:strike wolf wrote:It's time for Strike Wolf's event that no one else probably cares about of the day.
Today's event is...
My friend told me I might be going to hell. Why? because there were bible salesmen on campus and in order to get past them without dealing with them trying to talk to me for 20 minutes, I pretended I was deaf and mute...
The Wolf has Spoken.
I must be going, too. I do that whenever Jehova's Witnesses come to my door, if I don't feel like arguing with them. I give them the sign for deaf and mute. They probably don't believe me, though, since I answered the door in the first place...
-Tails
I wouldn't swear my life on this. but don't some deaf people have it set up that there are lights in their houses that flash when their door bell's are rung? IF so it makes sense, if not why hasn't anyone thought of that before?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:25 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Yeah but I don't have that setup. And I don't have a doorbell. Otherwise yeah I'd go with that
-Tails
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:26 pm
by strike wolf
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Yeah but I don't have that setup. And I don't have a doorbell. Otherwise yeah I'd go with that
-Tails
Well if you know enough sign language to actually be able to tell them that without having to talk.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:35 pm
by Army of GOD
nietzsche wrote:95
WE HAVE A WINNER
The correct answer is 94. Lower than I expected

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:40 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Army of GOD wrote:nietzsche wrote:95
WE HAVE A WINNER
The correct answer is 94. Lower than I expected

Yeah but that's still pretty good. Nothing to be ashamed of.
-TG
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:22 pm
by AndyDufresne
Goodnews everyone.
**Munches on a newsworthy-banana**
--Andy
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:56 pm
by strike wolf
Its a suppository
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:00 pm
by muy_thaiguy
I thought it was an enema.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:34 pm
by targetman377
i don't care about technicality
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:40 am
by Army of GOD
Great. So I was playing basketball earlier and I stepped on another guy's foot and I'm pretty sure I heard a crack in my ankle. I think I might've sprained my left ankle (as opposed to when I sprained my RIGHT ankle during a soccer game 3 years ago).
I hate my ankles.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:12 am
by muy_thaiguy
Army of GOD wrote:Great. So I was playing basketball earlier and I stepped on another guy's foot and I'm pretty sure I heard a crack in my ankle. I think I might've sprained my left ankle (as opposed to when I sprained my RIGHT ankle during a soccer game 3 years ago).
I hate my ankles.
Meh. My ankles have been rolling on me ever since I can remember. So suck it up cupcake.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:17 am
by Army of GOD
How often do you play sports?