Conquer Club

strike wolf wrote:

Victor Sullivan wrote:

strike wolf wrote:and the half eaten banana chip said unto chewbacca "go forth and pitch a heater so fast that it tears a hole in the space time continuum and this heater will go back in time and hit victor sullivans dad in the testicles leaving him sterile before the evil one can be born" and so Chewbacca did this and the banana chip saw that it was good.

But what the banana chip didn't realize is my father was already sterile but didn't know it and my mom actually went to a sperm bank - ha! Er, heh... **eats the rest of the banana chip**

Who said you were the evil one?

I figured it was implied, considering I don't think he knows I have a brother...

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:and the half eaten banana chip said unto chewbacca "go forth and pitch a heater so fast that it tears a hole in the space time continuum and this heater will go back in time and hit victor sullivans dad in the testicles leaving him sterile before the evil one can be born" and so Chewbacca did this and the banana chip saw that it was good.

so this new religion punishes innocent people?

The evil one was not innocent.

so if you have a kid that eats a banana you are A BAD person?

Victor Sullivan wrote:

strike wolf wrote:and the half eaten banana chip said unto chewbacca "go forth and pitch a heater so fast that it tears a hole in the space time continuum and this heater will go back in time and hit victor sullivans dad in the testicles leaving him sterile before the evil one can be born" and so Chewbacca did this and the banana chip saw that it was good.

But what the banana chip didn't realize is my father was already sterile but didn't know it and my mom actually went to a sperm bank - ha! Er, heh... **eats the rest of the banana chip**

nom nom nom

see i knew he did nothing wrong. innocent until proven guilty.

targetman377 wrote: see i knew he did nothing wrong. innocent until proven guilty.

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, like all civilized creatures, believes in Rule of Law. Everyone has a right to a trial by a jury of their peers. He Hath Proclaimed It.



**Munches on a trial-banana**


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

targetman377 wrote: see i knew he did nothing wrong. innocent until proven guilty.

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, like all civilized creatures, believes in Rule of Law. Everyone has a right to a trial by a jury of their peers. He Hath Proclaimed It.



**Munches on a trial-banana**


--Andy

oh so now he makes that a rule where was he when he sterilized the father??? where is your banana now?

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, was busy socializing with young women, showing them 'His light', and helping them find theirs.



**Munches on a social-banana**


--Andy

POOP

Victor Sullivan wrote:**Sully is a little concerned about Andy's wookie fetish...**

Don't worry I already called the doc he should be here shortly.

(this is not the doctor he is still busy and will be here shortly)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXmsLe8t_gg

just want to go old school!

Time for MTG's music video of the week. This week's video is THere's a Tear in My Beer by Hank Williams Jr. and Sr. Kind of a tribute to Jr.'s father.

Army of GOD wrote:http://www.mashup-industries.com/index. ... &Itemid=36

http://www.mashup-industries.com/index. ... &Itemid=27

Monkey Island 1 and Monkey Island 2 are better.

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muy_thaiguy wrote:Time for MTG's music video of the week. This week's video is THere's a Tear in My Beer by Hank Williams Jr. and Sr. Kind of a tribute to Jr.'s father.

Time for AndyDufresne's music video rebuttal of the week. This week's video is Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry---Kind of a partly-autobiographic tribute to himself.

**Munches on a Goode-banana**


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:Monkey Island 1 and Monkey Island 2 are better.

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muy_thaiguy wrote:Time for MTG's music video of the week. This week's video is THere's a Tear in My Beer by Hank Williams Jr. and Sr. Kind of a tribute to Jr.'s father.

Time for AndyDufresne's music video rebuttal of the week. This week's video is Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry---Kind of a partly-autobiographic tribute to himself.

**Munches on a Goode-banana**


--Andy

Andy wins.

The moon is full tonight. So for the BPotW I'm going with banana moon monkey

Video of the day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiJ2E0xGOv8

strike wolf, edit your one millionth post to "1,000,000 post get"

Army of GOD wrote:strike wolf, edit your one millionth post to "1,000,000 post get"

will you pay me to do so?

Army of GOD wrote:strike wolf, edit your one millionth post to "1,000,000 post get"

No, his original post is much more suitable, and hilarious.

Quirk wrote:The moon is full tonight. So for the BPotW I'm going with banana moon monkey

I endorse this.

**Munches on a moon-banana**


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:strike wolf, edit your one millionth post to "1,000,000 post get"

No, his original post is much more suitable, and hilarious.

Quirk wrote:The moon is full tonight. So for the BPotW I'm going with banana moon monkey

I endorse this.

**Munches on a moon-banana**


--Andy

wow Andy quoting two people!!!!

So I went out with this chick last night. that i have know for a long time and well i don't know if i like her or should even try. (back story)
she is younger than me. I first became friends with her brother and we are still friends i know her parents really well. I am told she had a crush on me in high school but i was dating someone at the time. so last night we went to grab some food at 6 i forgot about the time and we stayed there tell 9 we had a good time. i think but it was not an actual date! or anything but then after ward she text's me she thanked me for a nice time and said that last time she laughed so much. Now this is all good and all but i don't know if she likes me more then friends. keep in mind i still don't know if it me just being desperate for a girlfriend. Holy shit i think wayyyyyyy too much the end

BALLS TO YOU SIR