Conquer Club

Serbia wrote:

Skoffin wrote: Now if only someone like kalish, neut, serbs or kosie died. Then I could flog all my work over to them.

Beware the scummy mod, who directs the mafia to kill!

lol, FOS: Skoffin for wanting us dead.


I'd write death scenes or something if it would help. However since I'm unlynchable, bulletproof and get 3 vig kills per night I doubt I'll be dead anytime soon (should have never told us to re-send you our roles ).

(I left out the PR cuz it's useless night spam anyway)

Oh and good job lynching the cop, fellas....

Your welcome

Serbia wrote:

Skoffin wrote: Now if only someone like kalish, neut, serbs or kosie died. Then I could flog all my work over to them.

Beware the scummy mod, who directs the mafia to kill!

I WAS ONLY KIDDING!!
I don't really need a co-mod, scenes don't take that long. It's just the vote counts I don't like

kalishnikov wrote:

Serbia wrote:

Skoffin wrote: Now if only someone like kalish, neut, serbs or kosie died. Then I could flog all my work over to them.

Beware the scummy mod, who directs the mafia to kill!

lol, FOS: Skoffin for wanting us dead.


I'd write death scenes or something if it would help. However since I'm unlynchable, bulletproof and get 3 vig kills per night I doubt I'll be dead anytime soon (should have never told us to re-send you our roles ).

(I left out the PR cuz it's useless night spam anyway)

Oh and good job lynching the cop, fellas....

Aye, truly I overpowered you.

And really, great job on that kill guys.

Skoffin wrote: Hmm seems some goose has not sent in their PM's. Either way, scene comes tomorrow.

Modkill them

BAMPF!

HUZAH

BAD STUFF IS OCCURING.

It was a long night, and plenty happened.
During the night Mandalorian was out wondering the street, due to being a crazy bastard that doesn't seem to be aware that lurking in the dark while bad people are out there is a damn bad idea. Anyway, he was walking the street when someone started to follow him. As the dark firgure approached and slowly drew a sharp blade from their clothing suddenly bright lights turned on and loud noises started sounding. Spooked, the dark figure slunk back into the shadows.
However, while the dark figure hid they decided whether they should try again or not risk it and head back. They withdrew a coin, flipped it, and heads told them to continue. When dawn was approaching Mando headed back to his yard, where someone popped out and greeted him. "How are you this morning?" Mando asked, to which the visitor responded "I'm fine" and pushed him into a woodchipper and ran off giggling.

Another dark presence was out during the night, but they took a detour and ended up not finding their way untill dawn had already approached. So they simply went home. So unclimatic.

And yet another citizen was out during the night, combing the streets. They had followed Kalish home, and while Kalish was getting ready for bed they climbed through the kitchen window then when Kalish had gone to sleep they snuck up and shot him between the eyes.

During the night, while some citizen were trying to get some sleep, loud laughing and a thunderous rawr was heard. Some thought they felt an earthquake.

Screaming was heard coming from Talapus' house early morning. When investigated, Tal was found unconscious on the floor of his living room. He has been taken to hospital for check up, as such he is not around to participate in the lynchings untill he has been revived.

mandalorian2298 C-C-Combo Breaker! (role blocker) has been pureed.
kalishnikov NO WAI owl (mason) is dead too.

Woah town is doing bad

Do I need to read that?

JERK-JERK-JERK-JERK ALERT!

Hey that rhymes?

Hmm, seems we have someone who removes voting ability for a day.

Alright, I read it, and it just makes me think of all these bouncing internet memes in a city giggling and shit. It really is freaky

TIME TO PANIC

As the town were going over the bodies and trying to work out what happened, a tremor was felt and a loud screeching sound was heard. Then something huge appeared over one of the rooftops, and a large tentacle fell down and crushed the roof of one of the homes.
"OH SHI- WHAT IS THAT!??!?!"
"OMG! IT'S A FREAKING LAND KRAKEN!"
"WTF?"
"RUN FOREST RUUUUUN!!!"
And so the monster started flinging cars and crushing houses, and swiped at the scattered citizens. It's havok was being spread across the town, how long the citizens can escape its path is uncertain

Better watch out, better not cry cause I'm telling you why.
THERE'S A FREAKING LAND KRAKEN! RUUUUUN!

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MEME'S, RUNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Nothing to say..I have...

I RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN with teh mudkips.

Instead of running, can I bend over and kiss my ass goodbye. Or maybe I'd rather crap my pants and cry alone in a corner...lol. This is crazy . By far one of the hardest to follow mafia games I've ever been in. But, I like your style skoffin...well done!

Fircoal wrote:I RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN with teh mudkips.

Teh cowbells jingle like my balls being electrocuted.

Skittles! wrote: Teh cowbells jingle like my balls being electrocuted.

Conrats, you just made my signature...lol

Talapus wrote:Instead of running, can I bend over and kiss my ass goodbye. Or maybe I'd rather crap my pants and cry alone in a corner...lol. This is crazy . By far one of the hardest to follow mafia games I've ever been in. But, I like your style skoffin...well done!

Oy! You're unconscious you dingaling, get back to your hospital bed!
And I did say it would be crazy << But it will all make sense at the end..

*drool*
Sorry, I'll go back into a catatonic and drooling state now...
*passes back out*

Talapus wrote:

Skittles! wrote: Teh cowbells jingle like my balls being electrocuted.

Conrats, you just made my signature...lol

W00t.

Shut up Talapus, BOW DOWN TO THE HOSPITAL NURSE. Bend lower, and lower..

Talapus wrote:Instead of running, can I bend over and kiss my ass goodbye. Or maybe I'd rather crap my pants and cry alone in a corner...lol. This is crazy . By far one of the hardest to follow mafia games I've ever been in. But, I like your style skoffin...well done!

lol QFT1 MUDKIPS!

Skittles! wrote:

Talapus wrote:

Skittles! wrote: Teh cowbells jingle like my balls being electrocuted.

Conrats, you just made my signature...lol

W00t.

Shut up Talapus, BOW DOWN TO THE HOSPITAL NURSE. Bend lower, and lower..

Here comes the PROBE!