*Xayath walks into Mertland's old workshop, he sees prossed meat expiraments everywhere.
a ball of peppered spam has notes indicating a spamorcery bomb, then a stick of german spam seems to be for commanding spamerific music.
Then on the wall he sees it, The Spamow Staff of Spamarta. this artifact was known to increase the spam ability of the wielder five fold. alas the notes indicate that the secrets for enabling excessive spam were locked away by the Great Spamod: Lacked Altercator, the creator of the world of Can Fear Clude (Conquer Club). A book called the Nepro gnomie clan illistrates the beginning of spamorcery and the birth of the Larpy of the Lagoon. Also it tells of how Hector the Spamtastic and Vincent Spammerson joined forces to rid the world of evil thread bashers like the Dark Lord Jaumieron (i wonder who this is). it showed how at that point the inhabitants of Can Fear Clude would ramble on about how white bread was (falsely) better than wheat (

) and how Hector at last raised the banner of SPAMALOT....
Finally satisfied that the minions of the Dark One has not touched Mertland's valuable library, Xayath went to find Laris a spanking girl who he "caught" being naughty......*