the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[muy_thaiguy]

Haven't played Mario Kart since the N64 version. But I have been watching some guys do some races together (a group of LPers that have some hilarious commentary to go along with it). But I don't have a Wii or a WiiU, so, yeah.

[pancakemix]

MK64 is classic. Double Dash for Gamecube didn't quite measure up and MKWii I never played extensively. There are more and more reasons to get a WiiU of late though...

[AndyDufresne]

Haven't played Mario Kart since the N64 version. But I have been watching some guys do some races together (a group of LPers that have some hilarious commentary to go along with it). But I don't have a Wii or a WiiU, so, yeah.

The only Mario Kart version I've really spent more than just a few random hours with, was Mario Kart for the SNES.

On an unrelated note, here is an animated pictorial representation of this thread:



**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

actually andy that is just cool!!!

mario cart 8 is a blast really brought it up to par at what the game should be.

also i am offical back at school

[Dukasaur]

actually andy that is just cool!!!

mario cart 8 is a blast really brought it up to par at what the game should be.

also i am offical back at school

In Soviet Russia, school is official back at you.

[muy_thaiguy]

MK64 is classic. Double Dash for Gamecube didn't quite measure up and MKWii I never played extensively. There are more and more reasons to get a WiiU of late though...

Lot of good memories playing MK64. Same with Super Smash Bros. Loved being Donkey Kong, picking up people, and the suiciding off the side of the map.

[targetman377]

MK64 is classic. Double Dash for Gamecube didn't quite measure up and MKWii I never played extensively. There are more and more reasons to get a WiiU of late though...

Lot of good memories playing MK64. Same with Super Smash Bros. Loved being Donkey Kong, picking up people, and the suiciding off the side of the map.

oh my gosh that was awosme!! i can't wait to get the new smash already reseved my copy for the wii u

[targetman377]

actually andy that is just cool!!!

mario cart 8 is a blast really brought it up to par at what the game should be.

also i am offical back at school

In Soviet Russia, school is official back at you.

[pancakemix]

MK64 is classic. Double Dash for Gamecube didn't quite measure up and MKWii I never played extensively. There are more and more reasons to get a WiiU of late though...

Lot of good memories playing MK64. Same with Super Smash Bros. Loved being Donkey Kong, picking up people, and the suiciding off the side of the map.

oh my gosh that was awosme!! i can't wait to get the new smash already reseved my copy for the wii u

I intend to get it for 3DS, since I already have one. Plus, earlier release date.

Again, the WiiU is as tempting as ever, but we'll see what happens employmentwise for me. Had a job interview today, didn't go so well (though tbh after the interview I didn't really want to work there).

[TA1LGUNN3R]

(though tbh after the interview I didn't really want to work there)

Hm, funny. That's how I've felt about every job I've ever had.

-TG

[AndyDufresne]

Glad today is a Friday. Look forward to a relaxing weekend. I think I'll play some of the games I picked up during Steam's summer sale.

**Munches on a banana**

Also, here is a animated pictorial representation of this thread:




--Andy

[jonesthecurl]

Back from extensive travels. Have now decided on town in Cali which we will be moving to. By the way Salt Lake City (yes I know it's in Utah) is a very dull place, and Durango in Colorado is a fine place.

[muy_thaiguy]

Back from extensive travels. Have now decided on town in Cali which we will be moving to. By the way Salt Lake City (yes I know it's in Utah) is a very dull place, and Durango in Colorado is a fine place.

East of Salt Lake City is the Great Salt Lake and not much else, not even radio stations. Just a heads up. Not much in Nevada either, until you get to Reno (assuming you're going I-80 route).

[targetman377]

Back from extensive travels. Have now decided on town in Cali which we will be moving to. By the way Salt Lake City (yes I know it's in Utah) is a very dull place, and Durango in Colorado is a fine place.

well jonesy i wish you luck and fun in your new home Pretty soon you will be in china lol if you keep moving west

[Quirk]

BPotW

[targetman377]

the scariest idea in the word

[AndyDufresne]

I'm just about to rewatch Doctor Who.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[Quirk]

This little guy showed up on my front porch a few weeks ago.

[pancakemix]

This little guy showed up on my front porch a few weeks ago.

I've seen two strays over the past two nights on my drive home (looked kinda similar, might've been the same one actually)

[targetman377]

I'm just about to rewatch Doctor Who.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

nice me too!! i actually can't wait!! i started with season 2 i have watch the first season way to much lol

[targetman377]

i need to write my paper i am not supposed to be on this site lol

[Dukasaur]

i need to write my paper i am not supposed to be on this site lol

You should be writing more of these:

Spoiler

The Longest Thread, Thread - Occasionally NSFW-----------------------issue 10 6/8/2011ad
THREAD WARS!!!!!-------Random Awesomeness of the Week!------COMIC!!!!-------Target history fact of the week------ WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!-----Pic of the week-------this week in the thread----Question of the week----INTERVIEW!!!—overlooked post!!!!
THEAD WARS!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLunZpzYMjE (PLAY SONG WHILE READING!!!!!)

Edditon X A NEW HOPE It is a period of civil war. Rebel s posters, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the TROLL STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire thread. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, curious George races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy….
The Evil forces of AOG, Quirk, lord voldemort, Victor Sullivan and Pirlo. There leader AOG was relentless in is evil ways.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

That shit ain't worth half my money.

R-E-S-P-EEEE-C-T


Hold on, I gotta peeeee


(sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me)

As he was busy trolling up the forum The good force’s a will Strike wolf, shieldgenrator, andy, jonesthecurl, apey, Dukasaur were all ready to strike back at the evil forces that where bound for the thread. The only problem is that they were losing bad.!!
Quirk had recently attacked the thread with JAWS!!!

Haircut

The good forces of the rebels where having a hard time combat the evil forces and there will to post!! But the good forces had an ace up there sleeves.

well, I can't trump God, as He is all powerful after all.
You're right, God is on the inside of my shield, although I have been informed that no other operatives have been able to penetrate it *yet*

I can go anywhere God is I AM HIS ASSASSIN!!! luckily i am not British.

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, cares for no shields nor assassins.



**Munches on a divine banana**


--Andy

With that it was decided that who would win would not be decided in one story!!!! NO there would be 3 stories. And after about 2 decades it would be decided there needed to be 3 more stories. So wait to see who wins this epic battle. 


Random Awesomeness of the Week:

This thread is Luge.

Yeah quirk I remember that you would always change what auto would say. IT was awesome! Even though auto was very picky about who said his special post!!!! Or he was just too lazy to post lol. Good old days. I also just want to point out the luge is my favorite sport in the winter Olympics. YEAH!!! I said it it’s wicked AWESOME!!!!!!

COMIC!!!!!! Time.


Target’s history fact of the week.
Today in history June 8th
1776 – American Revolutionary War: Battle of Trois-Rivières – American attackers are driven back at Trois-Rivières, Quebec.
1789 – James Madison introduces twelve proposed amendments to the United States Constitution in the House of Representatives; by 1791, ten of them are ratified by the state legislatures and become the Bill of Rights; another is eventually ratified in 1992 to become the 27th Amendment.
1861 – American Civil War: Tennessee secedes from the Union.
1887 – Herman Hollerith applies for US patent #395,791 for the 'Art of Applying Statistics' — his punched card calculator.
1906 – Theodore Roosevelt signs the Antiquities Act into law, authorizing the President to restrict the use of certain parcels of public land with historical or conservation value.
1949 – Celebrities Helen Keller, Dorothy Parker, Danny Kaye, Fredric March, John Garfield, Paul Muni and Edward G. Robinson are named in an FBI report as Communist Party members.


WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!

-Sully

Actually meant, what victor sullivan was when he wrote that question mark. That he wanted to know the meaning of life, well the simple answer is. Here to show him the way, lucky for him I am! Yes, right I am going to tell you all the meaning of life, that is! But to understand oneself, before we get there we must learn to come. For without understanding oneself he can truly know the meaning of life even if it is written before us not. To post in this thread, well the short answer is. This thread all true knowledge also comes form this thread all true meaning comes from. Now some might argue I am wrong but I believe not I am wrong I have live for over 800 years. Seen many things and come to understand that the the meaning life is simple, I have. To them to live ones life in a way suited. Like barney says "It up suit". Well that is true in life live the way, like to live, you would! That simple keeping in mind to love everyone in the same way you live your life to suit you, it truly is. Trample on others suited life, do not. The right to, should everyone have "It up suit" Herh herh herh.

BEST PIC OF THE WEEK!!!!!

Good job quirk!!!
Runerup!!!

This week in the Thread

omg if this is torture chain me to the wall

*chains you to the wall and gets myself naked then starts eating like this before you*

What makes this world work, love between two people is!!! When say it all started from a cookie, you can, and chains well then, something special, you have. Already sending out invites to there wedding, I bet they are!!! Great thing, love is!!!

The point of life is to learn english grammar not. Simply to leave this world better then you started, the point of one's life is. For the better no matter how small or how little just change it.

ok then start learning English Grammar and use "than" rather that "then" in your statement because the context requires "than" rather than "then".

And to teach me proper english someone else tries. Well I guess it is a free country but, only take about 4 more post tell you give up, will it! Hmmmmmm.

got me thinkin' about better dayz

So much simpler, good old days well I agree life was when I was leader of the jedi masters! Yeesssssss.


Advertising!!!
Good, coke is, not, pepsi is. Its really that simple.
In a competition with my brother and dad I am. Of target stock buy lots!!! To help me win!!! Push up the stock together, we can!!! Hmmmmmm.
Watch eureka on scfy imagine greater then star wars! Yeesssssss.
Question of the week!
To a mental asylum during a visit, that defines if a patient should be institutionalized, a visitor asked the director what the criteria is.

"Well," Said the director, "We fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, teacup, and to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub a bucket."

Okay, your test, here is:
1. You use the spoon would, hmm?
2. You use the teacup would, hmm?
3. You use the bucket would, hmm?

"Oh, I understand," Said the visitor. "Choose the bucket, a normal person would, as larger than the spoon, it is."
The director's response, what was, hmm?
Answer to last week’s question

the letter m

Good job Shield
INTERVIEWs
Today andys has helped us out
1. What is your favorite kids book? (we all know its not Curious George. meheps is doctor SUSE)?

Andy:Hm, favorite children's book. 'The Velveteen Rabbit' by Margery Williams has always been a classic favorite of mine.


2. If you could be any animal in the world what would it be? (we all know you are a monkey SO YOU CAN'T PICK IT!!)

Andy: But I think I'd want to pick a Chimpanzee. Or Gorilla. Or Bonobo. But if the whole Hominidae family is out of the question, I think a Polar Bear then.


3.How many post's does a man have to do before he becomes a man?

Andy: If you want your manly girth to count, it's not just about how many posts, but where you posts, I.E. outside of the Off Topics forum. Generally a speaking, a manly girth starts at about 5000, and increases every 1000 or so thereafter.


4. (since it is star wars themed) Who is your favorite charioteer on Star wars and why?

Andy:I'm not sure who my favorite charioteer is on Star Wars. If Ben-Hur ever mashed up with George Lucas, now that would be a strange classic.

My favorite characters, aside from Chewie of course, are Han Solo because he can make me laugh, and Yoda, because he's so small and old and kicks ass. And maybe even Jabba---now there is a man with girth.


5. What is your favorite thread to post in?

Andy:Probably the uber-secret forum topic. Oh oh, I mean the Longest Thread, Thread. What kind of question is this? I'm going to replace it with a better one:

5.5 What kind of dreams do you have?

Zombies, lots of zombies always fill my dreams. One of my favorite movies is Shaun of the Dead.


Andy: 6. On an average day how many bananas do you eat?

Trick question, I only eat bananas on unaverage days.


7. If you where stuck on a deserted island and you had to bring only one of us poster from the longest thread who would you pick and why?

Andy: Good question. I don't know if there is anyone in the topic I'd want to spend an eternity with, I think I'd enjoy the solitude the most. So I'd bring whoever I can kill, I mean, help ease into sweet death, first, so I can have jerky for a few months or a year.


8. Why did 7 8 9?

Andy: Well, in the year 105 105...if man is still alive...


9. Why should we not kill all the monkeys in the world and then sell there hides as coats?
Andy: We'll Rise Against This Planet.


10. Who would win in a light saber dual with Lackattack?

Andy: I would. I've mastered my sabre dueling skills while on Melee Island.


Terrible Tabloid:
Know how two people make a baby do you, hmm? Yes, hmmm.

-Sully

What think did you, hmm when you started reading this and realized you were in the terrible tabloid? Herh herh herh.

*facepalm*

Consider yourself a prophet of god do you, hmm? Hmmmmmm.

OMG LOL.

Intervention time...-the other black jesus

So of women you go after what's your type, hmm?

**Snatches Andy's Peace-Enforcement-banana and eats it**

I mean, I... like... bananas...?

So you do, if zombies attack what will, hmm? You do if andy become a zombie, what would, hmm???

**Slaps the silly zombie monkey and takes his brain-banana back**


--Sully

If make one bet for a million dollars but you had to pick the outcome no what would that bet be, you could, hmm?

Okay, strikewolf and targetman: Try to one whole day (24 hours) without posting starting right now.

Your favorite thing to eat, what is, hmm?

Farmer's market peaches are delectable!!!!!!

If you do, I buy a skyscraper what would, hmm?

Get one and I'll give you one free.

OVER LOOKED POST!!!!!

For this week's terrible tabloid I think you should interview Tom Cruise's female co-stars from Top Gun, Jerry McGuire and Risky Business. *nods*

Find any quotes form those people sorry lone wolf I could not!!! Truly I am.
By sending me the article you are giving me the rights to that article and I have the right to edit it and change it as I see fit. And also I can keep it in reserves as long as I see fit. I will give you full credit.

Thanks!!!!!!!

[targetman377]

it shall be done!!!

[AndyDufresne]

So much science in the form of podcasts today. Yes.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[Quirk]

BPotW