Movie quote retort game

[Sackett58]

Tuggle Carpenter: Girls like me weren't built to be educated. We were made to have children. That's my ambition: to be a walking, talking baby factory. Legal, of course. And with union labor.

Where the Boys Are

[animorpherv1]

Aye

Multiple Movies w/ Canadians

I hope to God that you don't mean Eh?, because then I'd have to kill you.

If I wanted to do that, I would've.

[djak.]

Tuggle Carpenter: Girls like me weren't built to be educated. We were made to have children. That's my ambition: to be a walking, talking baby factory. Legal, of course. And with union labor.

Where the Boys Are

"Earth-that-was could no longer sustain our numbers, we were so many." - River's teacher, Serenity

[saraith]

"Earth-that-was could no longer sustain our numbers, we were so many." - River's teacher, Serenity

"You know, there are 20 million guys out of work in Manhattan alone just waiting for my job." - Det. Thorn, Soylent Green

[mandyb]

Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.


Confucious

[pimpdave]

...In fact, I love St. Paul Pork Products so much, I work here now!

Connie Rudrüd
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

[saraith]

...In fact, I love St. Paul Pork Products so much, I work here now!

Connie Rudrüd
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

Pork, they call it--or bacon. They only call them pigs when they're alive.

Cat
Babe

[djak.]

Pork, they call it--or bacon. They only call them pigs when they're alive.

Cat
Babe

After knife sticking , pigs are shackled, suspended on a bleed rail, and immersed in scalding tanks to remove their bristle. Many are still struggling as they are dumped upside-down in tanks of steaming water, where they’re submerged and drowned.
Earthlings

[Sackett58]

Daffy Duck: Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!
[walks off screen and returns in an executioner's hood, brandishing an ax]
Porky Pig: [lays neck on the chopping block] Gosh, they're sure strict around here.

[saraith]

Search the *skies* if you must, Minister, but now I think I'll have a nice cup of tea, or a large brandy. Oh, and executioner, your services are no longer required. Thank you.

Dumbledore
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

[Sackett58]

Hedley Lamarr: Oh,Boris. I've got a special. When can you work him in?
Boris(executioner): I couldn't possible fit him in until Monday, sir. I'm booked solid.
Hedley Lamarr: Monday. Splendid.

Blazing Saddles

[mandyb]

More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion.

Harvey Milk

[Sackett58]

Jew #2: I was sitting in a temple / I was minding my own business / I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass / Then these papist persons plunge in / And they throw me in the dungeon / And they shove a red-hot poker up my ass / Is that considerate? / Is that polite? / And not a tube of Preparation-H in sight!

History of the World: Part 1

[mandyb]

To torture a man you have to know his pleasures.

[Sackett58]

To torture a man you have to know his pleasures.

ROFL Is that from personal experience?

[Sackett58]

Rebecca Carlson: All we did was make love.
Frank Dulaney: In handcuffs.
Rebecca Carlson: It was different, but it was still making love. Have you ever seen animals make love, Frank? It's intense. It's violent. But they never really hurt each other.
Frank Dulaney: We're not animals.
Rebecca Carlson: Yes, we are.

Body of Evidence

[MeDeFe]

This is one tasty burger.

[Sackett58]

Paul: It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it.

Eating Raoul

[mandyb]

To torture a man you have to know his pleasures.

ROFL Is that from personal experience?

Yes, but I get no complaints, funnily enough.

Paul: It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it.

Eating Raoul

I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.

Hannibal Lecter

[djak.]

I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.

Hannibal Lecter

If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order. -- Zoe, Firefly

[Sackett58]

To torture a man you have to know his pleasures.

ROFL Is that from personal experience?

Yes, but I get no complaints, funnily enough.

Sackett pictures Mandy getting a lot more PM's from the male crowd here. lol

[Sackett58]

Hubert 'Fearless' Frazier: [Cannibal burps] Must've been someone he ate.
Road to Zanzibar

[mandyb]

Sackett pictures Mandy getting a lot more PM's from the male crowd here. lol

Oh gee Sackett, I do hope not - they're full to overflowing already!
Mainly with things like...'Your turn in our trips' or 'What the hell kinda move was that!?'...



By coincidence, Truly Scrumptious
You're truly truly scrumptious
Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait
When your near us
It's so delicious
Honest Truly, you're the answer to our wishes..

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

[Sackett58]

LOL

Bill, candy store owner: This is called a Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar.

Willy Wonka

[pimpdave]

They took the bar! The whole FUCKING BAR!

Animal House (1978)