Conquer Club

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:27 pm**

I lure you off the hill with desert that is poisoned, you die, my hill

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:33 pm**

i don't like sand though...its dessert...so, still my hill

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:37 pm**

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Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:40 pm**

have no idea what u just said but I sign u up 4 the army helicopter picks u up u go to iraq and u get killed

i climb up the hill... againand yell

My hill

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:43 pm**

killza666jrr wrote:have no idea what u just said but I sign u up 4 the army helicopter picks u up u go to iraq and u get killed

i climb up the hill... againand yell

My hill

i now officially hate you.

flame me all the f*ck you want. but you do NOT fucking make fun of those who died in iraq. they signed up to serve their country, even if they didnt believe in the war, and they were far better men than you will ever be.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:48 pm**

I gather all my power and destroy everything. Realize I have nothing left to claim and walk off disheartened.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:50 pm**

summons small green leopards of ownage. they conquer the hill for me. then leave.

my hill

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:32 am**

don't ever make fun of the peopel who died in iraq...its not cool...throw skittlesandmnms off the hill...my hill

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:34 am**

Distract you with my rakish good looks. Kick you in the mouth. My hill.

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:35 am**

i'm too hott for you, still my hill

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:36 am**

s.xkitten wrote:i'm too hott for you, still my hill

Please.

Ignore you, while admiring myself in a mirror. You fall down the hill in disbelief. My hill.

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:38 am**

not quite that concieted about my looks...climb back up, smash your face into the mirror...my hill

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:39 am**

Throw keg party at bottom of the hill with other losers. Climb back up the hill drunk. Throw up all over you. You leave to change clothes. My hill.

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:41 am**

no good looks to save you this time...push you and your drunk friends off the hill...my hill

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:43 am**

Disarm you with my rapier wit and nice shoes. Kick you in the face again. My hill.

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:43 am**

still watching in amusement from high above.

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:45 am**

*assembles sniper rifle*

BANG!

My hill.

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:56 am**

play the banjo duet from the film Deliverance, no hillbilly can resist that then twat you over the head with the banjo and throw you down the hill.
MY HILL

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:54 pm**

You get trampled by the hillbillies who have flocked to the banjo. Your spine is crushed and I come down to take the hill.

My hill

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:56 pm**

Throw a large steak and your wolfish instincts compel you to chase it.

my hill

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:19 pm**

Throw an official military training target and your plane instincts make you follow it.

MY hill.

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:25 pm**

I shoot you and then the birds fly you off and eat you

My hill

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:27 pm**

I come back as a ghost and haunt you until you run off the hill so fast you trip and break your skull open on a rock.

My haunted hill.

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:29 pm**

i like ghosts, so you don't scare me...my hill

Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:47 pm**

its sunny so the ghost cant b seen and i grab a tank and run u over

P.S im never getting out of my tank

my hill!!

Conquer Club

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