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Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:59 am**

granted but you dont want to play anymore

i wish you would add the same link thats in my sig to your sig

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:03 am**

granted, but I'm too lazy to do it now

I wish that my next wish grants me what i want without any negative side effects

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:06 am**

granted but youre next wish fails

i wish that I could pm more than 1 person at once

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:27 am**

granted but now u have nobody to pm

I wish that I had laptop

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:28 am**

grantedthe sreensaveer is me

i wish apey would click the link in my sig

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:30 am**

granted but she will never sign it (I don't have a pen)

I wish that my headache would go away

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:31 am**

granted but you get a toe ache

I wish for unlimited wishes

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:44 am**

granted but a moose falls from the sky and kills you and your ability to have unlimited wishes

I wish I knew where my moose went

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:46 am**

granted but unfortunately he is dead fell right outta the sky imagine that it was raining a moose!!!!!

I wish i had a moose

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:49 am**

granted but the moose falls from the sky and kills you

(yes i did just use the exact same scenario twice)

I wish i was protected from the falling meesen

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:52 am**

nope mine bounced n got u too (n the proper term for multiple moose is moose)

I wish there was a good rt to play right now

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:43 pm**

Granted but you were too slow and now it's full.

I wish I was purple. Or green.

Posted: **Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:34 pm**

granted u r now purple n green but not any ole' shade of purple or green neon purple n poopy green

I wish that the bh'ers in flame wars would go away

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:27 am**

Granted but now there's an even more annoying group to take their place.

I wish I could transform into a werewolf at any time I like.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:01 am**

Granted, but a mob of angry villagers shoots you with silver bullets.

I wish that it was a few degrees warmer here.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:39 pm**

granted but now the epa has shut down ur city in fear that it will bring global warming on even faster

I wish i was a billionare

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:03 am**

granted but you spend your life lonely and miserable.

I wish I was immune to silver bullets.

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:15 pm**

Granted

But ten days after, you died because someone killed you with a golden bullet

I wish that i was an eternally happy and imortal person

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:22 pm**

Granted!

A grand wizard transforms you into a golden ring (watching LOTR again).

I wish that Croatia wins Euro Cup next year!

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:23 pm**

Granted

But Portugal conquested Croatia (joking)

I wish to die

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:27 pm**

Granted, but a witch turns you into a zombie and you are eternally controlled by her.

I wish for good weather in Hong Kong.

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:41 pm**

Granted, but there will be a drought in Hong Kong.

I wish there was world peace.

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:44 pm**

Granted except there are no living things left in the world

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:49 pm**

Ar-Adûnakhôr wrote:Granted, but there will be a drought in Hong Kong.

I wish there was world peace.

Granted, but this is happening only because all humans have left Earth(the "world") and moved to other planets.

I wish I could write and type faster.

Posted: **Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:00 am**

Granted, but you type so fast that your fingers fall off.

I wish I was a werewolf that could only die of old age.

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