Conquer Club

Posted: **Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:41 am**

Norse wrote:Not really.

I glance admiringly at the Arsenal team, when you play good football, but quite frankly, I'd rather have infrequent spouts of success in a quality city, than frequent spouts of dissapointment, in the worst city in england.

top 3 best cities and towns in england:

1. london
2. clacton-on-sea
3. southampton (because south hampton FC is based there, haha norse lol no portsmouth today!)

Posted: **Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:43 am**

That's 3, not 2.

Bloody Londoners

Posted: **Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:46 am**

London makes me sad.

Posted: **Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:56 pm**

Skittles! wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:can i join this immortal group of flaming old wheezers?
I doubt it.

Do you doubt his ability to produce infallible witty banter quicker than a hamsters orgasm? Or do you doubt that the PC's will accept this illiterate, powerless smudge on the windscreen of absurdity?

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:33 am**

who hid this!?

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:55 am**

Hmmmm, I guess it must have slipped down the back of the settee.

Well, I'm sure glad we found it again.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:29 am**

i made it to page three and gave up.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:36 am**

Oh you should press on past the initial "people bicker about who's in" phase... there's some quality material in the middle bit.

My favourite parts are when MM10 repeatedly begs to join us.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:11 pm**

I love how he repeatedly denies it in FW aswell....

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:49 pm**

Fat bloke. For sure. Not you though Remi.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:50 pm**

firth4eva wrote:Fat bloke. For sure. Not you though Remi.

dude, please pay very close attention to what i write here:

i do not want to put my wiener in your butt. no matter how much you try to flirt with me online (with posts such as this), i just don't want to fill that need for you, okay? give it a rest, or else your other butt buddies might think you're not getting satisfied by them. honestly, i have very little idea as to why you are so obsessed with me.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:06 pm**

reminisco wrote:
firth4eva wrote:Fat bloke. For sure. Not you though Remi.
dude, please pay very close attention to what i write here:

i do not want to put my wiener in your butt. no matter how much you try to flirt with me online (with posts such as this), i just don't want to fill that need for you, okay? give it a rest, or else your other butt buddies might think you're not getting satisfied by them. honestly, i have very little idea as to why you are so obsessed with me.

reminisco wrote:Please let me join Pleasant Chaps. I will give you music

WTF?

Is this all because I made a thread about you in flame wars? Which you read but never posted in? Coward. And a barman too.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:23 pm**

firth4eva wrote:
reminisco wrote:
firth4eva wrote:Fat bloke. For sure. Not you though Remi.
dude, please pay very close attention to what i write here:

i do not want to put my wiener in your butt. no matter how much you try to flirt with me online (with posts such as this), i just don't want to fill that need for you, okay? give it a rest, or else your other butt buddies might think you're not getting satisfied by them. honestly, i have very little idea as to why you are so obsessed with me.

reminisco wrote:Please let me join Pleasant Chaps. I will give you music
WTF?

Is this all because I made a thread about you in flame wars? Which you read but never posted in? Coward. And a barman too.

now you're completely misquoting me. i never wrote that.

and stop trolling.

as wicked often says, if you want to make up lies, take it to flame wars.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:25 pm**

It's called paraphrasing. I can find you the exact quote if you wish.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:27 pm**

firth4eva wrote:It's called paraphrasing. I can find you the exact quote if you wish.

you're a fucking liar and a troll. i never said that, nor implied that. you stupid 15 year old fool.

glad to know how young and stupid the Pleasant Fairies are. confirms those suspicions i've been forming the last couple months.

retard.

go look for your buttsecks elsewhere, cause i'm not buying,

now, if you'll excuse me, i'm leaving for a few hours. please, create as many flame threads about me as you wish, stalker boy.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:32 pm**

Hahaha... Remi, you lying twat... Are you denying that you wrote these to me?

reminisco wrote:as you are all deliberating over whether or not to grant me entry

(cause i'm sure you are)

you can feel free to mention that... perhaps on my behalf. i know you think i should be in (just a gut feeling)

but you could mention that i've got a really good music library and would be more than willing to share all of it. and i'm assuming all of you have stuff worth sharing as well.

Not to mention on top of that, after we wouldn't let your worthless ass in, you joined Murder inc??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You are a loser, Paul... Deal with it... Women don't even want to play with you on CC, little bitch.

Have fun with Captain Crunch...

HAHAHAHA!

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:34 pm**

reminisco wrote:
firth4eva wrote:It's called paraphrasing. I can find you the exact quote if you wish.
you're a fucking liar and a troll. i never said that, nor implied that. you stupid 15 year old fool.

This proves that YOU are the liar... Nice to see it come back to bite you on the ass, eh? See, I have this funny little habit of posting retarded PMs from losers into our forums...

glad to know how young and stupid the Pleasant Fairies are. confirms those suspicions i've been forming the last couple months.

retard.

Yeah... Huh... About that... Looks like you just got owned.

go look for your buttsecks elsewhere, cause i'm not buying,

now, if you'll excuse me, i'm leaving for a few hours. please, create as many flame threads about me as you wish, stalker boy.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:36 pm**

Touch a nerve did I?

Lose some weight tubsy.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:39 pm**

reminisco wrote:you're a fucking liar and a troll. i never said that, nor implied that. you stupid 15 year old fool.

To be fair mate... your request for PC membership did state that you'd be happy to share your extensive music collection with us in our sub-forum.

Let's not beat about the bush here... that's what happened, and we'll all save a lot of time (and you'll save a lot more face) if you just admit that Firth as got you by the balls on this one.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:41 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:
reminisco wrote:you're a fucking liar and a troll. i never said that, nor implied that. you stupid 15 year old fool.
To be fair mate... your request for PC membership did state that you'd be happy to share your extensive music collection with us in our sub-forum.

Let's not beat about the bush here... that's what happened, and we'll all save a lot of time (and you'll save a lot more face) if you just admit that Firth as got you by the balls on this one.

Too late... Look at my two posts above...

Egg->Face->Reminsico...

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:48 pm**

Anarkistsdream wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
reminisco wrote:you're a fucking liar and a troll. i never said that, nor implied that. you stupid 15 year old fool.
To be fair mate... your request for PC membership did state that you'd be happy to share your extensive music collection with us in our sub-forum.

Let's not beat about the bush here... that's what happened, and we'll all save a lot of time (and you'll save a lot more face) if you just admit that Firth as got you by the balls on this one.
Too late... Look at my two posts above...

Egg->Face->Reminsico...

Oh shit, he ate it.

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:55 pm**

Do you know, I find it quite sad that Remi occasionally just spontaneously de-pants himself and requests a paddling like this. I really quite like the guy when he's posting normally, and I just wish he wouldn't keep spoiling his contribution here with his, now customary, bi-weekly gaffes.

In other news: I need to start saving all the request to join PMs I get, in some thread in the sub-forum. I'm getting kind of bored of having former applicants turn round and deny all knowledge after we turn them down. Come on guys, at least have some bollocks about it...

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:57 pm**

So this is the thread Dancing Mustard told me about a while ago.

There's no way I'm going through 50 pages, so I deman... I kindly ask you all to point me to the worthwhile pages.

ECX

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:04 pm**

Page 12 is MM10 asking for membership the 1st time I think... it's also smack bang in the middle of Master Bush's attempt to 'destroy us' by posting his favourite Brokeback stills in quick succession.

Where is he now I wonder?

Posted: **Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:07 pm**

misterman10 wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:You're one of CC's least pleasant individuals.

We think you'll fit right in. Welcome aboard.
in that case...
put my name down

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