Conquer Club

my hill still

I kick you


my hill

i throw them pancakes over the edge

my hill

i cook more pancakes

spamalot's hill.

Spam doesn't go well with panakes

My hill

i slap ou

my hill

I place you in a large cage



my hill

My hill

I realize that you cannot own the hill. That is impossible. Instead, you must simply realize the truth - there is no hill, and it is you yourself that owns.

There is no hill.

IT's still my hill

takes hill from under fircoal and runs

wow, I thought this would of died a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago, I left when it was in the 200's, don't mind me, just keep going

i throw pies

they miss

i run after them

still your hill

i have collected the pies.

I offer them too you

my hill

you die


my hill

you suffer a heart attack

i keep you alive

our hill

I kill you, because I remember the last time I was on your team. (the picnic)

my hill

i fart on you

i accendentaly follow thriugh

my hill

digs a hole on hill and buries cena

MY HILL

I push you in the hole



my hill

i eat you

my hill

... jesus, the people on this thread have lost their imagination...

after you crap the other guy out, i reincarnate all the people who have so far died in this thread into an army of green wardogs, who surround the hill on all sides and slowly advance up, resisting every defence you have. By the time you finally discover their weakness (peanut butter) they are upon you, and you manage to kill a grand total of five before you are completely ripped to shreds.

my hill. now try getting past my thousands of wardogs.

I eat alot of peanut butter and crap on all their faces.


my hill

you suffer constapation and whilst you are trying to crap in a portaloo i push you down the hill.

The i make a moat and put man eating sharks in it with motion sensative lasers after that

I throw you in the moat


my hill