Conquer Club

For the first time in two and half years, I don't feel loved.

Skittles! wrote:For the first time in two and half years, I don't feel loved.

And that sucks.

thegreekdog wrote:In college, we had sinks in our dorm rooms and we had bathrooms down the hall. I regularly pissed in my sink when my roommate wasn't around and when I was drunk.

I've pissed in washing machines, as well as sinks

Sir, I'm 18 and still don't have my driver's license (a mix of laziness, apathy and "I won't own a car for a while"). Though I am taking my first test for it the day before my 19th birthday, May 14th. Sir.

I have actually power bombed a couple of people in my karate class. It was awesome.

For me, not so much for them I think.

Skittles! wrote:For the first time in two and half years, I don't feel loved.

EYE love you Skittles! Always have.

My secret: I have no goals in life and I do not feel bad about it. I believe that our existence has absolutely no meaning and that our world is a shitty place. I do not care what happens to me.

But I do believe in treating others the way that I would like to be treated. We're all in this madness together.

Serbia wrote:

Skittles! wrote:For the first time in two and half years, I don't feel loved.

And that sucks.

Yeah it does. I'm getting over it though, it's seriously quite strange to find myself single after such a long time :/ I like to think I'm handling it quite well..

Hey, there's good things about being single.
Chief amongst which is the ability (resources permitting) to what you like when you like without consulting.
I far prefer my life now, but a bit of me is still nostalgic for the days when, as a single guy with a well-paid job, I'd just decide to spend the weekend somewhere I fancied going.

jonesthecurl wrote:Hey, there's good things about being single

Like the countless hours you spend at night crying yourself to sleep.

Snorri1234 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:Hey, there's good things about being single

Like the countless hours you spend at night crying yourself to sleep.

Lulz.

New secret. Uhh. Uhh. I pick my nose? xD

Army of GOD wrote:Back when I couldn't sleep when I was younger, I used to count the amount of "bars" that make up numbers on digital clocks.

Omigod. I'd count the number of bars the time would change, and like how the bars would change (e.g. if there was a 3 turning into a 4, the top bar of the 3 would go down and to the left). Yay for remembering being single-digits.

Snorri1234 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:Hey, there's good things about being single

Like the countless hours you spend at night crying yourself to sleep.

Amen to that. I'd much rather be in a relationship and be loved than single, mostly because I'm not the partying type. Unfortunately, I am single, which hasn't been very good happiness-wise lately.

Also, my most loved and cherished possession I have is a holographic Blastoise (a pokemon, for those who aren't in the know), that I bought when I was about 8 years old for 10 bucks (pretty cheap because it had a scratch on it), which, when you're 8, is pretty much your life savings.

I used to have a Blastoise as well. I thought it as one of my most prized possessions. Then, I think, my parents sold my entire Pokemon card collection.

I am still depressed about it.

Secret, secret I got a secret. Don't tell anyone......

Spoiler

I have gone 1 week (7 days) without a cigarette

Jay smokes? This surprises me.

Skittles! wrote:Jay smokes? This surprises me.

DID smoke.

A few months ago, I looked up the formula for the probability of catching a Pokemon in Red and Blue version.

I'm pretty sure I discovered my sexuality during the "bathing" scene of Mulan. (Bear in mind, I was like 7 at the time)

She's my number 2 hottest Disney princess too.

Army of GOD wrote:I'm pretty sure I discovered my sexuality during the "bathing" scene of Mulan. (Bear in mind, I was like 7 at the time)

She's my number 2 hottest Disney princess too.

Aren't you the guy that thinks Jasmine is the hottest? I can see her maybe breaking top 3, but you've got some weird tastes.

john9blue wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:I'm pretty sure I discovered my sexuality during the "bathing" scene of Mulan. (Bear in mind, I was like 7 at the time)

She's my number 2 hottest Disney princess too.

Aren't you the guy that thinks Jasmine is the hottest? I can see her maybe breaking top 3, but you've got some weird tastes.

Dude, I think it's the foreign thing.

But I just remember, when I went to Disney World a few years ago, and were able to see the "real life" princesses, I totally had a hard-on for Jasmine.

Whatever, to each his own. But if it ain't Ariel it's done. Also it depends on whether you count Tinkerbell as a princess.

Yea, Disney saved you from her fire crotch.

Instead, you get a fish-vagina.

Okay time for a "secret".

I think (I can't really know for sure) that I am extremely sensitive to touch. I'm not a germophobe but I'll wash my hands 5-10 times a day because they feel dirty. When my headphone wires touch my bare arm, it irritates the hell out of me. Tags on shirts, stray threads on my clothes that touch bare skin, a hair that drops on my face... irritating as hell. Also when one hand/arm/foot/side of the body is a different temperature, I have to warm/cool one side so that both are roughly the same temperature. I wear loose clothing almost all the time because of this.

Oh and I'm talking about human Ariel ffs. I don't think fish even have that... anatomy. There was a thread about this dammit.

jay_a2j wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Jay smokes? This surprises me.

DID smoke.

12 days!