Limericks - add one line

Nyvek · Post by **Nyvek** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:01 pm

On his clubs, the caddie took a sh*t ! [5]

Once, I was pulled over by cops [1]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:48 pm

Drunk, on moonshine and hops (2)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:25 pm

When I got out of the car, [3]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:53 pm

I knew I smelled like the bar (4)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:22 pm

So I'm looking at 18 months tops. [5]

When Hendrix played his guitar [1]

Nyvek · Post by **Nyvek** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:12 pm

People came from near and far [2]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:01 am

And although he was trippn' (3)

Nyvek · Post by **Nyvek** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:46 am

On his tongue, he was dippin' [4]

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:01 am

as he stroked the "g"string all night (5)

Last night i woke up in the park (1)

Nyvek · Post by **Nyvek** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:33 am

to the sound of a big dog's bark [2]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:11 am

Piss stain on my pants (3)

Fitz69 · Post by **Fitz69** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:07 am

Singing drunk rants (4)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:33 am

Alone again in the dark (5)

One day I chose to buy a cat (1)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:26 am

But when we got back to my flat, [2]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:41 am

Unfortunately for me, you see, (3)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:28 pm

One day I chose to buy a cat (1)
But when we got back to my flat, [2]
Unfortunately for me, you see, (3)

The damn thing was full of fleas, [4]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:31 pm

Through it out and heard it SPLAT (5)

Left alone at night is scary (1)

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:02 pm

just grabbed by something thats hairy

DewyDew · Post by **DewyDew** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:18 pm

I flipped on the light

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:21 pm

To push away my fright (4)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:18 am

And there stood General Galtieri. [5]

If you're sailing across the Pacific, [1]

Fitz69 · Post by **Fitz69** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:51 am

You must be utterly specific (2)

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:03 am

because if you miss it (3)

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:17 am

you will end up in the shit (4)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:51 am

And the consequences can be horrific. [5]

The best laid plans can backfire, [1]