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Ok, while I appreciate your attempt. That's the opposite of ruining the thread. I love you so much.
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I knew they had limited signature length.

I had to try though.

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2dimes wrote:Why can't you be like the others and ruin the thread without relying on God. Less steak sauce, more copy pasta.
What the f*ck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
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2dimes wrote:Ok, while I appreciate your attempt. That's the opposite of ruining the thread. I love you so much.
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
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Those are gold.

I have to pee before I read another one or there's going to be an accident.
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pretty sure it's "guerilla warfare", isn't it?

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No it's Gorilla.
It's where i beat you to death with a banana.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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Hump his wall Ricky!
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Done!
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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Looks like I'm going to get banned soon, partially for making fun of someone whining/triple posting.
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Source
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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Just a hunch.
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Warned for frivolously posting / spam in the C&A forum adding no evidence.

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... w#p5225397

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That's a slap on the wrist.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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That's a paddlin'.
Palestinians murdered by Israel during its ongoing illegal invasion of Gaza: 52,535*

https://www.ohchr.org/en/press-releases ... t-genocide

*https://www.bmj.com/content/388/bmj.r73
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A little love tap, if you will.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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Looks more like a tantrum.


I got a second "formal warning" which is not showing up on the counter. I thought madLLL was the only one pretending the forums are serious Internet business.

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another one? like, in addition to the earlier one you linked this morning?
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so let me get this right: both 2dimes and the Llama got slapped?

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... w#p5225397

is this injustice? social justice protests needed? time for "mostly peaceful protests"..? in the Streets of CC?
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riskllama wrote:another one? like, in addition to the earlier one you linked this morning?
Yup. Feels like PM abuse.
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harshnitz... :( , you must be a terrible person. 2dimes = worse than Hitler
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I'm pretty heavily invested in bananas... I've been a banana farmer since early 2021 (late march).

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mookiemcgee wrote:I'm pretty heavily invested in bananas... I've been a banana farmer since early 2021 (late march).

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Andy multi? Reported just in case.

Pretty easy being worse than Hitler. The guy's ded.
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jusplay4fun wrote:Getting back on Topic:


https://scied.ucar.edu/learning-zone/cl ... al-climate
Ser, I believe I was on topic
Impact of climate change on global banana yields revealed
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2 ... 0revealed.
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