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Aradhus wrote:Swap my existence with other people. After 7 days everything reverts back to normal. For a week I would be them, not just their body but their mind too. I would think their thoughts, have their fears, experience the world the way they see it.
You wouldn't last one day in mine. Life sucks when you know you're the smartest person on earth.
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Army of GOD wrote:The power of being 5"10'
That's not a superpower....
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My superpower would be either (a) the ability to decisively win a internets argument or (b) to make my mind up...
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Spit a mile, or pee a mile.


Both would be awesome.
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Army of GOD wrote:
Aradhus wrote:Swap my existence with other people. After 7 days everything reverts back to normal. For a week I would be them, not just their body but their mind too. I would think their thoughts, have their fears, experience the world the way they see it.
You wouldn't last one day in mine. Life sucks when you know you're the smartest person on earth.

I wouldn't be me, I'd be you, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. I hope when I live your life I get you AIDS. And Cat Syphilis.
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Aradhus wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Aradhus wrote:Swap my existence with other people. After 7 days everything reverts back to normal. For a week I would be them, not just their body but their mind too. I would think their thoughts, have their fears, experience the world the way they see it.
You wouldn't last one day in mine. Life sucks when you know you're the smartest person on earth.

I wouldn't be me, I'd be you, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. I hope when I live your life I get you AIDS. And Cat Syphilis.
That is rated among the worst kinds of syphilis. I wouldn't wish that on anyone else.
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Army of GOD wrote:Oh shit. I can already imagine it.

tkr just has a stream of semen that goes 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% the speed of light and the only way he can control it is by wearing a condom.
we now know that things can travel faster than the speed of light

meaning they can go back in time

meaning tkr's semen could (theoretically) impregnate his mother using his superpower and make her pregnant with him

which would be an infinite sex loop

which would be sexy
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john9blue wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Oh shit. I can already imagine it.

tkr just has a stream of semen that goes 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% the speed of light and the only way he can control it is by wearing a condom.
we now know that things can travel faster than the speed of light

meaning they can go back in time

meaning tkr's semen could (theoretically) impregnate his mother using his superpower and make her pregnant with him

which would be an infinite sex loop

which would be sexy
Alright, I admit that's pretty hot.
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