best and worst pick up lines

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:53 pm

'Fraid it's still me, an avalanche of shit.

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:54 pm

Well Suggs! if that line doesn't work, nothing will!

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:01 pm

*complacent shrug*-its worked a few times...Well, as many times as Jay has said anything corresponding to the real world.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:02 pm

"Mind if i pretend to be really interested in you, shag you, then chain smoke for an hour whilst i devise a way of getting you to pay the Hotel bill?"

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:22 pm

try this one.

"You've got lovely eyes! can i bang you up the pooper?"

Blitzaholic · Post by **Blitzaholic** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:37 pm

jiminski wrote:try this one.

"You've got lovely eyes! can i bang you up the pooper?"

that should work

after a slap

Excaliber3 · Post by **Excaliber3** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:39 pm

If you were a booger, i'd pick you first.

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:41 pm

Excaliber3 wrote:If you were a booger, i'd pick you first.

LOL!

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:03 pm

Oh you're pretty, do you have a young daughter?

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:06 pm

This actually worked for me at this one party:

Do you want a drink?

Hmmm, maybe it worked for me because I repeated this line to that girl at least 5-6 times. Good thing her answer was always yes that night.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:11 pm

I bet you spiked every single one

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:16 pm

ignotus wrote:This actually worked for me at this one party:

Do you want a drink?

Hmmm, maybe it worked for me because I repeated this line to that girl at least 5-6 times. Good thing her answer was always yes that night.

Girls can't seem to help saying yes to me, even when I'm not asking them questions.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:21 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:I bet you spiked every single one

No need!

Guy were laughing at me at one student party when I asked this Dutch girl "Do you want anything harder?"

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:25 pm

ignotus wrote: Guy were laughing at me at one student party when I asked this Dutch girl "Do you want anything harder?"

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:28 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
ignotus wrote: Guy were laughing at me at one student party when I asked this Dutch girl "Do you want anything harder?"

Yes they were laughing at me too, but I was at the bar, I had 5-6 shots and a couple beers and I was pouring some whiskey for half of the room.

Well it is funny now, but the girl turned me down.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:29 pm

ignotus wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
ignotus wrote: Guy were laughing at me at one student party when I asked this Dutch girl "Do you want anything harder?"

Yes they were laughing at me too, but I was at the bar, I had 5-6 shots and a couple beers and I was pouring some whiskey for half of the room.
Well it is funny now, but the girl turned me down.

Well, to be fair, odds would've been she thought you meant a stronger drink.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:30 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
ignotus wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
ignotus wrote: Guy were laughing at me at one student party when I asked this Dutch girl "Do you want anything harder?"

Yes they were laughing at me too, but I was at the bar, I had 5-6 shots and a couple beers and I was pouring some whiskey for half of the room.
Well it is funny now, but the girl turned me down.
Well, to be fair, odds would've been she thought you meant a stronger drink.

Nah, it could go either way...

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:32 pm

*said in tone of amazement* "So, you're not pregnant?"

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:51 pm

Do you work on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:52 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:"Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"

Best one ever.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:58 pm

dustn64 wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:"Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"
Best one ever.

Agreed! Next time I will try to use this line.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:06 pm

"Hi, can i get you a...I'm sorry, I've just cum".

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:32 am

"You're my complex conjugate. When we're multiplied together, the "I"s cancel and we become one."

(Ok, they don't always become one, but I'm too proud of myself for coming up with that one)

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:43 am

babies don't make themselves.

guy; i have a magic watch that tells me thing right now it says your not where any underwar1!

Girl responds: yes i am.

guy: must be running fast then.

(p.s i don't know i am bad at this)

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:44 am

GP's two word pick-up line:

Do me.

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